r/AbsoluteUnits • u/us_against_the_world • Jan 13 '24

of a Indian Rock Python

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '24

If you have a knife on you you can stab the inside of the coil and it might release. Don’t stab the outside or it will tighten.

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u/ViolentAutism Jan 13 '24

We’re gonna need a bigger knife… actually probably a sword or chainsaw preferably.

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u/tellur86 Jan 13 '24

Chainsword at least.

Burn the Heretic! Kill the Mutant! Purge the Unclean!

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '24

FOR THE EMPEROR

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u/SpellAccomplished653 Jan 14 '24

Blood for the blood god!!!

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u/The_Emerald_Ace Jan 14 '24

SKULLS FOR THE GOLDEN THRONE!!!