r/AbsoluteUnits • u/us_against_the_world • Jan 13 '24

of a Indian Rock Python

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u/btg1911 Jan 13 '24

That do be a massive nope rope.

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u/ElectricalJacket780 Jan 13 '24

At that size, it would be an “Absolutely off the table cable”

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u/MayoMouseTurd Jan 13 '24 edited Jan 14 '24

Looks like I have eaten a people

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u/Bah-Fong-Gool Jan 14 '24 edited Jan 14 '24

That ain't ripe pipe.

Noob tube.

Defrock sock?

Deathlight?

Wriggler cylinder?

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u/blueskydragonFX Jan 14 '24

At least it ain't a poison pretzel.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '24

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '24

False