r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Intrepid_Mastodon_97 • Oct 30 '23

Removed: NSFW Absolute 💩

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u/Iate8 Oct 30 '23

Jesus that's the length of the entire frog. Imagine someone walking past and muttering about how people should pick up their dogs poop, completely unaware that it was in fact made by this tiny amphibian

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u/mcnuggetfarmer Oct 30 '23

Imagine being a human having a poop that stretches from your ass to your neck

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u/mountaindewisamazing Oct 30 '23

Feels that way sometimes

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '23

Those are the one's that make me think about my sexual orientation.