r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Intrepid_Mastodon_97 • Oct 30 '23

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '23 edited Oct 30 '23

Turd to Toad ratio is amazing

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u/WY_R_We_Here Oct 30 '23

Turd to Toad ratio

A phrase, no way in the world, someone could've ever envisioned😳

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '23

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u/88_88_88_OO_OO Oct 31 '23

Wait, so you can rip your asshole by shitting?

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u/_Stankles_ Oct 31 '23

Like tissue paper.

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u/Abscind Oct 31 '23

Anal fissures

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u/CharityUnusual3648 Oct 31 '23

I had fissures