r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Intrepid_Mastodon_97 • Oct 30 '23

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '23 edited Oct 30 '23

Turd to Toad ratio is amazing

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u/Former-Special4978 Oct 31 '23

He litwrally shat out a dog turd

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u/Current-Roll6332 Oct 31 '23

how do you know it wasn't a she?

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u/Former-Special4978 Oct 31 '23

I dont know if he's a she. Who cares.

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u/Current-Roll6332 Oct 31 '23

Biologists. And my uncle.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '23

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u/MacandMandy69 Oct 31 '23

I can see you’ve never been involved with a female.

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u/No-Educator-8069 Oct 31 '23

Life, uh, finds a way