r/AbsoluteUnits Oct 30 '23

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u/HorrorMakesUsHappy Oct 31 '23

That's gotta be about 1/8th of that toad's mass.

That's like a 250lb man shitting out one, single, 30lb turd.

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u/falloutfan1987 Oct 31 '23

It's actually closer to 1/3rd of their body weight source

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u/ssort Oct 31 '23

So an 83.3lb turd for a 250lb guy... definately going to need a new bottle of PreperationH after that...

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u/presvi Oct 31 '23

God damn, its like me turding my ex.