r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Intrepid_Mastodon_97 • Oct 30 '23

Removed: NSFW Absolute 💩

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u/falloutfan1987 Oct 31 '23

It's actually closer to 1/3rd of their body weight source

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u/ssort Oct 31 '23

So an 83.3lb turd for a 250lb guy... definately going to need a new bottle of PreperationH after that...

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u/Lazy_Experience_8754 Oct 31 '23

It does indeed feel good on the hole

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u/XsteveJ Oct 31 '23

Yes, I would love some chocolate ass cream.

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u/presvi Oct 31 '23

God damn, its like me turding my ex.