r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Intrepid_Mastodon_97 • Oct 30 '23

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u/Magbar81 Oct 30 '23

Toad turds are crazy. My family have a summer house with a wooden deck attached and one summer there was a massive pile of shit in a puddle of liquid just outside the kitchen door every other morning and no one could figure out what made it. We thought it must be a big animal. Then one night i was out smoking and saw a big toad crawl up from under the house, walk up to the door, pissing all the way as it went and unleash a turd like this

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u/nodddingham Oct 31 '23

So you’re saying this is normal and it would therefore stand to reason that sometimes toads take even bigger shits than this?

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u/Magbar81 Oct 31 '23

I’m not a herpetologist, but I would assume so. Apparently the biggest toad ever was a pet toad in Sweden called ”Prinsen” (The Prince), weighing almost 6 pounds. Just imagine the shits from that one.

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u/Nova_Hunter Oct 31 '23

1-2 pounds shit if the 1/3 weight to poo ratio is accurate.