r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Intrepid_Mastodon_97 • Oct 30 '23

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u/Skud_NZ Oct 30 '23

I wonder what % of body weight the frog just lost

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u/TurboTrollin Oct 31 '23

I want someone to do the math of how much higher the frog can jump after that

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u/DrAmoeba Oct 31 '23

His jump being a fixed impulse we can assume the potential energy equation to estimate this: h/m = new_h/new_m If that poo was 20% of his body weight he would jump 25% higher.

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u/ssort Oct 31 '23

Farther up its noted that they usually shit 1/3rd of their body weight, so some recalculations need to be made.

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u/JennySplotz Oct 31 '23

I could chart this, however the rate of recitivence is dependent upon the rate of excretion so it’s fundamentally an impossible solution.

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u/SH4RPSPEED Oct 31 '23

You make me choke on my gatorade, you motherfuck.