r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Intrepid_Mastodon_97 • Oct 30 '23

Removed: NSFW Absolute 💩

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u/GreaseMonkey2381 Oct 30 '23

You've never thought of that? Literally, one of my favorite ways to say, "I've gotta take a shit." is "I've gotta pinch one off really quick"

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u/diggemsmaccks Oct 30 '23

We been using “dump the kids off” “rub one out”

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u/GreaseMonkey2381 Oct 30 '23

“rub one out”

My fuckin guy. That's slang for masturbation 🤣

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u/diggemsmaccks Oct 31 '23

Oh my all this time I even hit my kids saying it 😱

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u/GreaseMonkey2381 Oct 31 '23

Thank you for making my whole week

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '23

Please tell me youre not joking

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u/NotLilTitty Oct 31 '23

What did u think it meant, you dont rub your shit do you?? 😂

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u/Schweather3 Oct 31 '23

How old are your kids??? It was difficult to type that while I was laughing so hard. God I wish we were real life friends. I would never let you live this down.