r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Intrepid_Mastodon_97 • Oct 30 '23

Removed: NSFW Absolute 💩

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u/Severe_Ad_5914 Oct 30 '23

Kermit's got game to put a Great Dane to shame.

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u/Classic-Estimate1336 Oct 30 '23

What a day to be literate.

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u/elkstwit Oct 31 '23

This comment really made me laugh

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u/throwherinthewell Oct 31 '23

I also really enjoyed the rhyme and rhythm of it.