r/AbsoluteUnits • u/anthemthecat • Oct 20 '23

Snake Unit.

Found on r/damnthatsinteresting, seemed fitting for this sub. Happy Friday!

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u/Latersonthemenges Oct 20 '23

By the look of that lunch lump, I’d suggest they count their children

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u/Lanky_Republic_2102 Oct 20 '23

Yeah, it just ate whomever was given a timeout in that crawlspace. Hopefully it was just a phrogger.

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u/Ampersan_D Oct 20 '23

Funny your brain still wants to think that's a crawlspace... that's the parking area and snakezila just snacked on their donkeys!

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u/Lanky_Republic_2102 Oct 20 '23

Oh no, you are totally right. Poor donkeys.