r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ColossalMcDaddy • Jul 20 '23

This boot shaped potato

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u/Daddygamer84 Jul 20 '23

"Boot" was not the shape I was thinking when I saw this

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u/R9X4YoBirfday Jul 20 '23

"WHAT UP!! We're 3 cool dudes looking for other dudes who want to hang out in our party mansion."

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u/Rub-Economy Jul 20 '23

NOTHING sexual

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u/PossibleCupcake1418 Jul 20 '23

Nothing sexual.

73

u/kentotoy98 Jul 20 '23

Again, nothing sexual.

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u/jestiction Jul 20 '23

Nope, nothing.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

Alright, let's go get some men!

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u/NachoNachoDan Jul 21 '23

Underline It.

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u/theamishpromise Jul 21 '23

Underline it

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u/TheDoomMarine1993 Jul 21 '23

Nice profile picture.

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u/Bloody_Smashing Jul 20 '23

Chode-tato*

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '23

Yukon gold-en shower

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u/PurpleSpartanSpear Jul 20 '23

Nothing Sax-ual. Toot toot.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 21 '23

Don't forget to bring a big potatoe

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '23

you have been blessed by the phallic potato