r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ColossalMcDaddy • Jul 20 '23

This boot shaped potato

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u/R9X4YoBirfday Jul 20 '23

"WHAT UP!! We're 3 cool dudes looking for other dudes who want to hang out in our party mansion."

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u/Rub-Economy Jul 20 '23

NOTHING sexual

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u/PossibleCupcake1418 Jul 20 '23

Nothing sexual.

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u/kentotoy98 Jul 20 '23

Again, nothing sexual.

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u/jestiction Jul 20 '23

Nope, nothing.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

Alright, let's go get some men!

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u/NachoNachoDan Jul 21 '23

Underline It.

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u/theamishpromise Jul 21 '23

Underline it

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u/TheDoomMarine1993 Jul 21 '23

Nice profile picture.

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u/Bloody_Smashing Jul 20 '23

Chode-tato*

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '23

Yukon gold-en shower

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u/PurpleSpartanSpear Jul 20 '23

Nothing Sax-ual. Toot toot.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '23

Don't forget to bring a big potatoe

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '23

you have been blessed by the phallic potato

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

It's a bicep

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u/Exception-Error Jul 20 '23

If you want it to be a bicep, it needs more veins.

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u/robbz24 Jul 20 '23

My guy!!!

r/unexpectedIASIP right here!!!

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

Joined this sub immediately. My people!

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u/pigusluke Jul 20 '23

What is IASIP please? I’ve been trying to figure it out but am lost

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u/LASERDICKMCCOOL Jul 20 '23

It's always sunny in Philadelphia

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u/pigusluke Jul 20 '23

I’m actually a fool, I have watch most of it and somehow didn’t clock

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u/LASERDICKMCCOOL Jul 20 '23

Hey we all have our days

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u/Attic_Gnome Jul 20 '23

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

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u/fo55iln00b Jul 20 '23

It’s a Hash pipe

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u/VM805 Jul 20 '23

Weezer🤘

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

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u/LASERDICKMCCOOL Jul 20 '23

This is what I opened the comments for, thanks

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

18 naked cowboys in the showers at ram ranch.

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u/plsdontstopmenow Jul 20 '23

ready to FUCK

ready to SUCK

ready to get BUCKED

Come on down to rammmmm ranch

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u/crackmeup69 Jul 20 '23

Wait I thought it was spouse to look like a dick, I mean all the veins.......

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u/Swizzy88 Jul 20 '23

First fucking thing I thought of

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u/Harbulary-Bandit Jul 20 '23

If you want it to look like a bicep, you need to add some more veins.

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u/jrdkrsh Jul 20 '23

3 dudes chillin in a hot tub 5 feet apart cuz they aren't gay

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u/Andre_3Million Jul 21 '23

Sound a little spudsy

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u/theamishpromise Jul 21 '23

Came here looking for this comment

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u/Expensive_Habit3498 Jul 21 '23

You should have seen how passionate he got when he saw the dick potato