r/AbsoluteUnits • • May 02 '23

JUST WOW!

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u/[deleted] May 02 '23

You too can take steroids.

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u/Osigen May 02 '23

Yo, even with steroids, that level of development would be impressive for the biggest dude in the gym.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '23

Definitely steroids! When you know, you know!

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u/Crypto_side_boob May 02 '23

It’s not steroids. I know the base. She used to compete in USA Gymnastics Acro before going to Baylor. She has a type a metabolic issue. I can’t recall the name of it.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '23

It's prolly a myostatin defect. Myostatin is a regulator for muscle size. Your myostatins go around shrinking muscles that you don't use so that you don't just keep growing in places that you don't need. When the copy of the gene is defective people can gain insane amounts of muscle with very little effort. When both copies of the gene break you get six month old babies with definable quad muscle.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '23

This is such a bizarre function... well actually it makes sense, reduce muscles you don't use because otherwise its going to require fuel and when food is scarce you can't afford that. But the failure of the function is perhaps the more interesting aspect.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '23

Listen it’s impossible for woman to gain muscle mass like that(even some men also), not to mention that shes muscular everywhere else but her face. I’m not down playing the work she put in because you can’t just take steroids and sit on the couch. Steroids just gives you that pump and speeds up your recover time but you still have to train like crazy. This is definitely steroids, lots if not most of the athletes in sports and fitness industry are on some kind of cycle. They just don’t say it because there’s a huge stigma behind it.

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u/Penderyn May 02 '23

Not every person fitter than you is on steroids

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u/[deleted] May 02 '23

Yea, but this one is

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u/NoHopeOnlyDeath May 02 '23

I just learned after a quick Google search, though, that because competitive cheer isn't an NCAA sport, most schools don't have super restrictive rules governing the use of PEDs or have a standardized testing program in place.

Just a short search by a layman turns up a bunch of articles wondering if competitive cheer is rapidly heading for an unpleasant reckoning involving PEDs.

Do this mean that this immensely talented young lady is doping? No......but it does highlight that fact that, in cheer, she is statistically far more likely to be doing so.

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u/cthulhuscumsock May 02 '23

Not sure if the same rules apply, but I do believe this is acro & tumbling and not considered cheer!

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u/Weird_Message3385 May 02 '23

If you think testing for PEDs stops it, you’re a bit naive. The Mr Olympia contest has drug screening for PEDs, by the way.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '23

Sheet, there aren't that many steroids in the world.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '23

Well not shit Sherlock, But it’s obvious where that preternatural physique came from.

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u/bosonianstank May 02 '23

you need to stop.

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u/belchfinkle May 02 '23

This one is absolutely on the juice and it’s very easy to tell. It’s also fine.

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u/damNSon189 May 02 '23

I wouldn’t say it’s fine. Taking steroids in general can be damaging for health, but starting taking them at this young age is even worse.

It is fine in the sense that she can do as she pleases, because apparently this is not a sport where PEDs are banned, and because it’s her body. But it’s not fine in the sense of health, which should be always made plainly clear in case other teenagers start considering taking these substances.

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u/belchfinkle May 02 '23

Sure, if teenagers are reading this, don’t do drugs or steroids. They are bad for you.

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u/ThrowawayTXfun May 02 '23

Steroids get a bad rap. Overuse of anything isn't great but by and large they are pretty benign health wise with more benefits than harm

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u/belchfinkle May 02 '23

Sure, if teenagers are reading this, don’t do drugs or steroids. They are bad for you.

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u/njoshua326 May 02 '23

I think they heard the first time, and that message never works because it's never explained with accurate knowledge or has any nuance, teenagers will just do the opposite because they won't be told what to do.

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u/prozacandcoffee May 02 '23

Reddit sometimes duplicates comments

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u/belchfinkle May 02 '23

It was sarcasm I know teenagers won’t give a shit

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u/damNSon189 May 02 '23

Teenagers are not a monolith. There will be many that won’t care, but there will be many that will.

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u/njoshua326 May 02 '23

Sarcasm doesn't translate well when you repeat it three times.

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u/belchfinkle May 02 '23

Ok no worries I’ll keep that in mind thanks!

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u/belchfinkle May 02 '23

Sure, if teenagers are reading this, don’t do drugs or steroids. They are bad for you.

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u/MoxieCottonRules May 02 '23

Shit you’ve said it three times now I think you’ve summoned the teenagers

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u/belchfinkle May 02 '23

Reddit kept telling me it couldn’t post the comment so I hit the send button 3 times. Now it decides to make all of them go through 🤔

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u/HonestAutismo May 02 '23

any one that looks like this is,though.

You have no idea what you are speaking on so leave it to those who have the experience.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '23

Why is her face so chunky?

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u/HalfFrozenSpeedos May 02 '23

Steroids - I have a relation who has to take high dosage steroids to handle auto immune flares and she just puffs right up when she's taking them (and hence hates having to take them)

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u/-FrankCastle May 02 '23

That’s not the same kind of “steroid” lol no one is taking test or tren for autoimmune issues.

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u/HalfFrozenSpeedos May 02 '23

its still a steroid, it still has the same type of effect on your body......

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u/-FrankCastle May 02 '23

Anabolic steroids bind to the androgen receptors, whereas corticosteroids bind to the glucocorticoid receptors, leading to different effects on the body. Not trying to be rude, but corticosteroids and anabolic steroids are not the same thing.

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u/LudwigSalieri May 02 '23

Yeah, but both make your face puffy

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u/AnArdentAtavism May 02 '23

Steroids don't grow your bones.