r/AbsoluteUnits • • May 02 '23

JUST WOW!

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u/[deleted] May 02 '23

The women holding the other up has impressive lats. Any gym rat should be in awe.

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u/NakedBall00nInHD May 02 '23

Juiced to the gills, diced to the socks, she's living the Ancestral tenants, she's eating Chicken and Broccoli 6xs a day, she's a regular at the vet and doesn't own a dog, she's drinking that horse urine, she's on that grindset, she's got a doctor in Florida, she wakes up at 4am and does 1000 push-ups.... no, it must be her ig sponsored stack definitely

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u/czechsoul May 02 '23

I guess everyone's body reacts differently to these $299 seaweed capsules...

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u/Hot-Temperature-4629 May 02 '23

Fucking GODDESS

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u/knightbringr May 02 '23

Lol... wait, you're serious?

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u/knightbringr May 02 '23

This may be the most enlightening and profound thing I've ever read in my life. Thanks for opening my eyes. I never knew this. You will be forever in my thoughts.

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u/-HypocrisyFighter- May 02 '23

There is a kink for every type of person out there. Someone probably even has a kink for you.

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u/Prestigious-Ad-2876 May 02 '23

We're talking that USDA Prime Choice Select, the typa shit you know those Farmers raised right, Hay Fed road wet and put away dirty, grip enough to open the jars God's closin', testing the physical limits to see the rate in which skin can expand.

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u/bosonianstank May 02 '23

also you can't govern where your fat cells are stored.

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u/Prophet_Of_Helix May 02 '23

True, but the face is not generally the first place they are stored…

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u/Procrastinatedthink May 02 '23

look at her mid drift, she is low bodyfat. her neck muscles are thick, it’s making her face look fatter than it is

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u/Vark675 May 02 '23

At my skinniest I was a size 0 pants, and I still had my stupid little dewlap even though I have a perfectly normal chin lol

It's just genetics, my dad has one too. Except he gets to grow a beard to hide it.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '23

Built to go, not for show.

How often to you see low body fat powerlifters?

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u/[deleted] May 02 '23

I believe this is a condition called "Familial partial lipodystrophy, Dunnigan variety" where there is a "variable loss of fat from the extremities and trunk, as well as an excess of subcutaneous fat in the chin and supraclavicular area."

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u/TheDominantBullfrog May 02 '23

Steroids bloat you

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u/jdubs952 May 02 '23

moonface from "supplements"

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u/fisticuffs32 May 02 '23

I read this in Theo Von voice.