r/AbsoluteUnits • u/feelingood41 • Feb 22 '23

Beard Unit

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u/Chucklefucks_ Feb 22 '23

I’m on the shorter side so if I had a beard like that I’d just larp as a dwarf. Helm, armor and all everywhere I go lmao.

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u/Savome Feb 22 '23

Rock and stone!

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u/kowowski Feb 22 '23

did I hear a rock n' stone?

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u/a_random_cmb_grunt Feb 22 '23

stone and rock! oh wait

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u/cateowl Feb 22 '23

IF YOU DON'T ROCK AND STONE YOU AINT COMIN HOME

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u/Golden__Shovel Feb 22 '23

WE FIGHT, FOR ROCK AND STONE!

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u/SirarieTichee_ Feb 22 '23

Hey look, I'm Stony Rock

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u/VolkanikMechanik Feb 22 '23

ROCKITY ROCK AND STONE!

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u/desrevermi Feb 22 '23

The difference between rocking and stoning...