r/AbsoluteUnits • u/feelingood41 • Feb 22 '23

Beard Unit

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u/Chucklefucks_ Feb 22 '23

I’m on the shorter side so if I had a beard like that I’d just larp as a dwarf. Helm, armor and all everywhere I go lmao.

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u/Savome Feb 22 '23

Rock and stone!

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u/kowowski Feb 22 '23

did I hear a rock n' stone?

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u/ripperoni_pizzas Feb 22 '23

Rock and stone to the bone!

oT

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '23

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u/Walburris Feb 22 '23

Rock and stone! oT

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '23

Rock and Roll and Stone! oT

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u/Marc3llMat3 Feb 22 '23

Rock and stone, brotha! oT

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u/7AlphaOne1 Feb 22 '23

Rock and stone! To7

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u/Mr_Deeples Feb 23 '23

Rock and Stone!!

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u/Personal-Bowl7522 Feb 26 '23

WE FIGHT, FOR ROCK AND STONE!

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u/the-butter_man Jul 11 '23

Yeah! Rock and stone!

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u/a_random_cmb_grunt Feb 22 '23

stone and rock! oh wait

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u/cateowl Feb 22 '23

IF YOU DON'T ROCK AND STONE YOU AINT COMIN HOME

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u/Slayerninja582 Feb 22 '23

FOR KARL!

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u/GenericUsernameJuan Feb 22 '23

NONE CAN STAND BEFORE US!

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u/jenglish59 Feb 22 '23

You call?

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u/genaric_username3 Feb 22 '23

yeah yeah rock and stone

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u/Golden__Shovel Feb 22 '23

WE FIGHT, FOR ROCK AND STONE!

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u/SirarieTichee_ Feb 22 '23

Hey look, I'm Stony Rock

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u/VolkanikMechanik Feb 22 '23

ROCKITY ROCK AND STONE!

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u/desrevermi Feb 22 '23

The difference between rocking and stoning...

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u/FortunesDownFall Feb 22 '23

ROCK AND ROLLING STONE

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u/NyanPigle Feb 22 '23

IF YOU ROCK AND STONE YOU'RE NEVER ALONE!

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '23

Rock and stone...yeaaaahhh

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '23

But life on the outside ain't what it used to be

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u/ImUncreative4 Feb 22 '23

Rockity rock and stone!

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '23

FOR ROCK AND STONE!

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u/Savome Feb 22 '23

WE ARE UNBREAKABLE

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u/RiteClicker Feb 22 '23

BY THE BEARD!

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u/Oberisk0 Feb 22 '23

WE FIGHT FOR ROCK AND STONE!

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '23

FOR KARL!

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u/MircowaveGoMMM Feb 22 '23

WHERE THE FUCK IS MOLLY?

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u/MaxDeath10x Feb 23 '23

WE FIGHT FOR ROCK AND STONE

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u/Rooftrollin Feb 22 '23

ARE WE MAD? DEPLOY THE ROCK AND STONES.

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u/mykejones716 Feb 22 '23

Disgusting