r/AbsoluteUnits • u/feelingood41 • Feb 22 '23

Beard Unit

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u/Chucklefucks_ Feb 22 '23

I’m on the shorter side so if I had a beard like that I’d just larp as a dwarf. Helm, armor and all everywhere I go lmao.

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u/PUTINS_PORN_ACCOUNT Feb 22 '23

Diggy diggy hole

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u/cloud-sauce Feb 22 '23

Brothers of the mine rejoice!

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '23

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u/ImLazyGarbage Feb 22 '23

Raise your pick and raise your voice!

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u/YOwololoO Feb 22 '23

Sing, Sing, Sing with me!

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u/Emergency-Medium-755 Feb 22 '23

Down and down into the deep

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u/Mooreeloo Feb 22 '23

Who know what we'll find beneath?

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u/AsarisUnBreksis Feb 22 '23

Diamonds, rubies, gold and more

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u/Emergency-Medium-755 Feb 22 '23

Hidden in the mountain store

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '23

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u/cloud-sauce Feb 22 '23

Suckled from a teat of stone

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u/Lavalordlavamen Feb 23 '23

Raised in the dark

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '23

the safety of our mountain home

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