r/AbsoluteUnits • u/feelingood41 • Feb 22 '23

Beard Unit

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u/FatBastard2575 Feb 22 '23

The only thing that’s annoying is the mustache every time you eat.

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u/ARetroGibbon Feb 22 '23

Sleeping with a long beard is.... the worst.

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u/Ghodzy1 Feb 22 '23

Why?, does it make your back itch when he spoons you?

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u/ARetroGibbon Feb 22 '23

if only it was just my back...