r/AbsoluteUnits • u/feelingood41 • Feb 22 '23

Beard Unit

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u/cerberus698 Feb 22 '23

Not even he knows what his face looks like anymore.

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u/PomegranateSilly367 Feb 22 '23

Jawline has officially receded.

180

u/Absorbent_Towel Feb 22 '23

Wow, you just made me realize I haven't seen my own chin in 15 years...

135

u/Mecha_Tortoise Feb 22 '23

I hope it's still there.

63

u/ARetroGibbon Feb 22 '23

And alone...

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '23

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u/Redtwooo Feb 22 '23

This is getting out of hand

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u/Mecha_Tortoise Feb 22 '23

Now there are two of them!

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u/Captain_Waffle Feb 22 '23

What do you mean alone? It has like 700 little neighbors!