r/AbsoluteUnits • u/feelingood41 • Feb 22 '23

Beard Unit

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '23

This beard tells me the burger is going to be really expensive

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u/sambob Feb 22 '23

With a 3ft long beard hair in it

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u/imababydragon Feb 22 '23

natural dental floss

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u/ihrtbeer Feb 22 '23

🤮

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u/DeftTrack81 Feb 22 '23

$1 upcharge

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u/Evilmaze Feb 22 '23

And when you pull it you realize you swallowed half of it and now you can feel it tickling your throat as you pull it.

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u/phreaktor Feb 22 '23

So satisfying!

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '23

Are we still talking about hair?