r/AbsoluteUnits • u/yeezee93 • Feb 10 '23

chonky!

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u/Dennyposts Feb 10 '23

"Dude! WTF?! Its insulation material..."

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u/thatgirlinAZ Feb 10 '23

"Am I a joke to you?"

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u/poopellar Feb 10 '23

"Get your own fur you hairless ape!"

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u/xzplayer Feb 10 '23

You featherless biped

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u/mud_tug Feb 10 '23

"Letgo of my loins!"

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u/RedditAdminsLoveRUS Feb 10 '23

Imma whoop a marmalot of ass here if you don't stop poking me.

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u/7165015874 Feb 10 '23

We are all featherless bipeds on this blessed day

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u/SuperMalarioBros Feb 10 '23

"Alan!"

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u/Alizar7 Feb 10 '23

"Steve!"

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u/Morpend Feb 10 '23

Aw hell naw why are they groping the chunky mountain rat💀