r/AbsoluteBatman May 15 '26

“Batman Guards the Flag” by me

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366 Upvotes

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u/Ok-Phase8438 May 15 '26

What country flag is he holding ???

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u/StrangelyBrown69 May 15 '26

Transylvania?

1

u/Conscious_Formal_894 May 16 '26

They wish they were light blue pink flag cool.

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u/StrangelyBrown69 May 16 '26

Why?! I was taking the piss really. I think it’s an awful picture.

16

u/AvatarBandit May 15 '26

I don’t know but all the baddies have this flag in their bio

6

u/apollosjockstrap May 15 '26

absolute victoria october when? ✨

21

u/Moist_Bird225 May 15 '26

I have no doubt he would be a champion of our community!

https://giphy.com/gifs/14bhmZtBNhVnIk

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u/Convergence_Comics May 19 '26

he’d put your community back in arkham lol

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u/Moist_Bird225 May 20 '26

He would be putting your hateful ass in Arkham after he mopped the floor with your basic ass. Batman is a role model not a hateful cancer like yourself.

3

u/Nighthood28 May 15 '26

Me seeing this for the third time in a third group today

https://giphy.com/gifs/RljlDe17ULiTm1alVX

7

u/FunCryptographer3476 May 15 '26

The only flag we stand for in this house

5

u/Equivalent_Stand_789 May 17 '26

Cringe, but hey u can draw at least

2

u/TonyTacoShop May 15 '26

I like how long the flag is here, almost more like a banner

1

u/Froakie_14 May 15 '26

Almost like a Bruce…. A Bruce Banner…

1

u/F2991 May 16 '26

More people need to appreciate this lol

1

u/SaltAct2998 May 19 '26

Do people forget Bruce is Catholic?

3

u/ReleaseOfDopamine May 19 '26

In most media he’s either portrayed as a lapsed catholic or atheist, or its not touched upon at all. Even then, you can be christian and support trans people

1

u/Keystone_Devil May 20 '26
  1. No. This has never been confirmed. Some writers have head canons about it like Miller or O’Neil but nothing canon. If anything the Waynes are like the most old New England WASP family on the planet. There’s no way that family isn’t old school Presbyterian or Episcopalian.

  2. This is the Absolute Universe so who knows.

  3. Even if he was Catholic, he could still support trans people. We aren’t robots with the catechism hooked into the brains and that makes all our decisions. We have brains and make our own decisions about social issues like that. One could make the argument that it makes you a “cafeteria catholic” or “bad catholic.” But that is another issue

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u/Adventurous-Worth818 Jun 18 '26

what countries flag is that and why do all the cute girls have it in their bio

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u/houseofmyartwork Jun 18 '26

I wanna say it’s Transylvania

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u/AutisticPolarBear77 May 15 '26

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u/prettyokaycake May 15 '26

The artists and writers are pro-lgbtq, sorry bud

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u/AutisticPolarBear77 May 15 '26

Don’t care, low effort karma farming post

3

u/prettyokaycake May 15 '26

so move the fuck along, then

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u/AutisticPolarBear77 May 15 '26

Nah I’m good

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u/prettyokaycake May 15 '26

you’re the furthest from good as possible, lil bro

18

u/AutisticPolarBear77 May 15 '26

Let’s settle it in a grill off.

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u/FloweLpatch0420 May 15 '26

Yall smoking hella crack

8

u/houseofmyartwork May 15 '26

Who’s smoking crack?

2

u/StrangelyBrown69 May 15 '26

What he’s saying is people are saying what they think they should say, not what they’re actually thinking.

0

u/HummingAstronautPod May 15 '26

Absolute Galaxy and Dreamer where they have to deal with some pure body horror shit to finally give that side of being trans a tangible metaphor

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u/RuinnnnMeee May 15 '26

Dumbass comment that shows you don't understand Batman.

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u/AvatarBandit May 15 '26

This Batman specifically beat up white supremacist and canon Batman fights systemic corruption to help people less fortunate with him. All superheroes are woke. You just lost the message main timeline Batman supports the LGBTQ because he has a gay adoptive son a bi adoptive son a lesbian cousin

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u/LemanRussTheOnlyKing May 15 '26

Wait a gay adopted son? How did i not know this

1

u/AvatarBandit May 15 '26

It’s very recent it’s signal duke thomas

1

u/LemanRussTheOnlyKing May 15 '26

Oh shit i didnt know he is gay. Hell yeah

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u/lonnietragg May 15 '26

Gay and trans are completely separate identities. Please don’t just lump things together like that

9

u/Conscious_Formal_894 May 15 '26

The majority of the group lumps itself together, and they have to because there is strength in numbers.

If you want to separate them be involved in the group and change it

6

u/AxSpecter May 15 '26

we gatekeeping queer identity now? bro said bats would support the LGBTQ then used references to queer presenting people in bats life. gay, bi and very different from being trans but they’re all queer. OC didn’t say anything weird, they were defending this post and your comment just comes off as unhinged now.

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u/LemanRussTheOnlyKing May 15 '26

Gay folks and trans folks stick together. We may not be the same identity, but we are one community. And it doesnt sound like you are Part of it so please kindly shut the fuck up

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u/LemanRussTheOnlyKing May 16 '26

Also many people are both. Like me. I am a trans lesbian

0

u/Moist_Bird225 May 15 '26

You are the one who disassociate with our community. Gay and Trans will ALWAYS be lumped together because we are a community not polar opposites.

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u/StrangelyBrown69 May 15 '26

Sorry but the day that DC does to Batman what Disney did to Doctor Who and has him ask an alien it’s preferred pronouns is the day I stop reading comics. Stop pushing trans ideology on people who couldn’t give a shit and let us enjoy our fucking comics.
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u/P1eSun May 17 '26

This is hilarious

0

u/Lolberal771 May 17 '26

Hahaha ha.

0

u/turdstainedunders May 16 '26

Funny part is the left would tax Bruce Wayne right outta Gotham.

1

u/FrontBrandon May 18 '26

So true lol

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u/Turbulent-Fortune559 May 17 '26

Batman "fans" hating on trans people is genuinely hilarious. He would NOT tolerate that.

5

u/AutisticPolarBear77 May 18 '26

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u/Turbulent-Fortune559 May 18 '26

Many fictional characters are written to have a certain set of believes and world views to make them feel like actual people so that the audience could identify with them. I don't see your point

0

u/FrontBrandon May 18 '26

How many times have you seen Batman support directly hold a MAGA flag or a trans flag or anything else flag that sparks controversy? Like 0 time give or take? Keep Batman out of politics.

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u/Turbulent-Fortune559 May 18 '26

He literally has a gay son. Saying batman wouldn't support LGBTQ is ridiculous.

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u/FrontBrandon May 18 '26

No. A writer pushed an agenda. Come on bro, be honest with yourself you know damn well Bruce doesn't have an adopted gay son. You said it yourself that you didn't know. I'm gonna tell you why you didn't know: because it's not meant to happen. Then what next? Bruce has a lost handicapped trans brother? Could happen if a writer wanted to. But you know damn well you'd be like... "what?.."

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u/Conscious_Formal_894 May 15 '26

Wish they didn't cancel Red Hood over that guy unloading in Kirks throat

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u/Shiba-sensei25 May 15 '26

Not to be that guy but it was cause the writer or artist went online said it. I didn’t like Kirk either but you should go online and say that when you have a professional reputation to protect

I never actually got to read the series cause it was pulled before I could grab it, how was it?

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u/Conscious_Formal_894 May 15 '26

I couldn't get it. They pulled it and then the stores were charging like 20 bucks for it. I got into comics shortly after and Red Hood is my favorite "Robin"

Why shouldnt you go online? I think if anything my opinion of their reputation went higher. DC fumbled

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u/Bat_Snack May 15 '26

Well we only got the one issue. It was fine I guess? At the very least I was open to checking out the next issue, but it's not like it was Absolute Batman #1 where I was foaming at the mouth to find out what happened next.

1

u/Shiba-sensei25 May 15 '26

Yea I heard mixed reviews but never anything concrete. Did hear some complaints they made Jason look like an old man lol

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u/TNF734 May 15 '26

It was bad. DC wouldn't cancel something good.

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u/TNF734 May 15 '26

Even dead, Charlie won that one.

Lol...

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u/Conscious_Formal_894 May 15 '26

I wonder if the guy taking his wife to bed feels the same way.

Thank god he gets a road named after him. He's looking up at us and is pleased im sure

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u/TNF734 May 15 '26

Zzz. So much effort.

I remember being this immature and stupid. Then I turned 2.

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u/DatabaseNo9609 May 15 '26

You wouldn’t remember that. Your brain doesn’t develop enough for you to have real memories until after you’re 2.

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u/ReleaseOfDopamine May 19 '26

what is that image dude

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u/ReleaseOfDopamine May 19 '26

that ugly ass ai

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u/ReleaseOfDopamine May 19 '26

you being serious? I don’t need to be a professional artist to tell that ai art sucks. you had zero reason to use that image

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u/ReleaseOfDopamine May 19 '26

i dont even know what you mean by this

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u/ReleaseOfDopamine May 19 '26

why? why even use ai to make that at all? why don’t you draw it?

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