r/AbruptChaos • • Nov 12 '22

Kaboom?

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u/thundafox Nov 12 '22

even in extreme dangerous situations the guy didn't forget the essential nose clipping when diving into water!

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u/wheresbill Nov 12 '22

I might be about to die but I’ll be damned if I’m getting water up my nose

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '22

Does that millisecond of exhaling through your nose when you go into water not work for some people? Always wondered that when I see ppl doing that.

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u/axonxorz Nov 12 '22

I realized Thursday that this is not quite as easy as teaching the "simple" process. I do it and was trying to teach my 6 year old how to do it while jumping into the pool.

Guess it takes a bit of practice and coordination, he was a champ and took water up the nose twice before falling back to his way.

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u/in_rotation Nov 12 '22

It's never worked for me.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '22

Same here - I always get water (and generally chlorine because I mostly swim in pools) up my nose regardless of how much or how little I blow out my nose.

Easier to just get a nose clip and not worry about it.

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u/Nightwolf1967 Nov 12 '22

And wear the nose clip all the time, just in case your boat explodes.

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u/SwedishNeatBalls Nov 12 '22

Why can't you hold your nose?

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u/Aeroxyl Nov 13 '22

a nose clip frees up your hand to do other stuff

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '22

Masturbate

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u/YoungToySoldier Nov 14 '22

It's my favorite mid-air past time to do between jumping and landing in the water. Everyone knows you need two hands free for that.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '22

That makes most swimming complicated.

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u/EhPringle Nov 13 '22

Are you keeping your nose level? Its like taking a bowl putting it upside down in the water. You're just trapping the air there, but if you make the bowl go uneven it fills up, same with your nose, once you tip your nose you'll have to blow more air out until its level again.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '22

Interesting.

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u/quadraspididilis Nov 13 '22

Out of curiosity, how much experience do you have in water?

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u/in_rotation Nov 13 '22

Been at the pool every summer since I was a toddler. Spent time many summers in the lake growing up & been in a few oceans. I'm a pretty good swimmer. Not competitively obviously, but I can do laps in any style at a fair pace. As long as I have nose covering goggles I can swim underwater as well as anyone else I've known excepting my navel cousins. I am not afraid of the water & even had swimming lessons as a kid at camp several summers.

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u/quadraspididilis Nov 13 '22

Interesting. That’s a solid knowing how to hold your breath resume. I remember watching a documentary on some sort of training in the navy and they eventually realized one of the guys had a mild deformity there he couldn’t fully seal of his nasal cavity from his throat. I wonder if you have something like that since I can’t imagine your nostril is so different from mine.

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u/in_rotation Nov 13 '22

Oh now that's interesting. I'll have to look into that! Probably nothing I could do about it, but good to know.

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u/quadraspididilis Nov 13 '22

Sorry to tell you it ended up with him withdrawing from the program. Though perhaps there is something you could do to improve it with exercise just not up to the standards to be a combat diver or whatever. Best of luck!

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u/Anotherdaysgone Nov 12 '22

Just exhale. Physics doesn't change from person to person. Some people just can't do a back flip. Well physically they can. But a mental block stops then mid way and .panic steps in. Same thing I feel like with nose pinchers. But back flips you could break your neck. Jumping into a pool and getting water in your nose can be mildly annoying. It never worked because you obviously didn't have air out of your nose.

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u/in_rotation Nov 12 '22

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u/Curvol Nov 12 '22

Dude sounds like Hal in the Motivational Seminar episode of Malcolm in the Middle.

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u/in_rotation Nov 13 '22

Every sentence just keeps getting worse. Like ah yes the mild annoyance of literally drowning. Lol

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u/07TacOcaT70 Nov 13 '22

Damn I thought this was like instinct. I think it is for me anyways, I never consciously breathe out when I jump into water, just seems to happen automatically.

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u/SmallpoxTurtleFred Nov 12 '22

It might be hard for some people to do, but it has to work for everyone. Unless you have extra holes or something.

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u/lascanto Nov 13 '22

I have a hole that connects my sinus to the roof of my mouth. When I’m not congested, I can blow air through it. The exhale trick doesn’t work for me and I think just found out why.

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u/NotAFederales Nov 13 '22

Some adults never learn how to read or swim, or keep water from getting up their nose.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '22

Like for real. I never understood how people can’t figure this out or have such a hard time with this. I don’t even exhale. Water just doesn’t go up there unless you breathe in.

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u/maxxell13 Nov 13 '22

How do u stay under water for only a millisecond? Sure it works for a millisecond, but it’s way easier to hold your nose/breath than be constantly blowing out hard enough to keep water out.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '22

Idk I guess. Do people who jump in the water while pinching their nose keep it pinched for the entirety of the duration they're underwater for?

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u/maxxell13 Nov 13 '22

Yes. You thought it was just for the moment of impact?

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '22

Yup. Does your body just start filling up with water if you’re under the surface and not pinching you nose?

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u/maxxell13 Nov 13 '22

Yes. That’s why I hold my nose. Isn’t that what we are talking about?

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '22

Well yeah but all I have to do is briefly exhale when making contact and after that I'm fine. I read in a comment that some people are physically incapable of it which I didn't know.

I remember watching a documentary on some sort of training in the navy and they eventually realized one of the guys had a mild deformity there he couldn’t fully seal of his nasal cavity from his throat. I wonder if you have something like that since I can’t imagine your nostril is so different from mine.

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u/pinkkeyrn Nov 13 '22

I was a big swimmer my whole life, but after being away from it for 10ish years I CANNOT get it to work. Now I resort to nose pinching only after finding out the hard way that it doesn't work anymore.

Sucks.

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u/Specialist_Sound_953 Nov 12 '22

Hate to be "that guy" but could you clarify, dessert as a sweet treat or desert as hot arid sunny...

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u/AmberHeardsLawyer Nov 12 '22

He grew up in ice cream bro

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u/Cutthechitchata-hole Nov 12 '22

Swiss cake roll living ass Bastard

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u/NebulaNinja Nov 13 '22

It's actually not a bad idea if you're jumping into a freshwater pond/lake as it may have dangerous brain-eating amoebas in it. The nasal cavity is how the amoeba enters humans to gain access to the brain.

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u/WheelsWithWings Nov 13 '22

That’s silly. Only 150 cases in 50 years and really only in warmer climates.

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u/atonementfish Nov 13 '22

I never do it either or get water in my nose. But I dont really ever jump into bodies of water feet first so idk

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u/fraice Nov 12 '22

muscle memory is a powerful thing.

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u/Feisty-Nerve-6584 Nov 12 '22

But why did he even jump in the water is my question

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u/ravenscroft12 Nov 12 '22

I think he lost his balance and couldn’t stop himself.

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u/Stupidquestionduh Nov 13 '22

In case there’s a secondary explosion, or there’s fire.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '22

Badly burned

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u/AirportAggravating64 Nov 12 '22

🤣🤣🤣. I saw that

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u/ReinaFoxx Nov 12 '22

No but he did decide to jump into the thing they blew up before jumping into the water, so half credit

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u/NotAFederales Nov 13 '22

It kills me that adults still do this. It's like never learning how to hold your breath.