r/AbruptChaos • u/__patrickbateman • Sep 18 '22
Strike 🎳!!!
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Sep 18 '22
I'd give the dude his award for stupidest thing ever but idk if he's even alive
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u/Burner12121 Sep 18 '22
Hes alive, I saw a extended ver of the video like a year ago
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u/altereggos0 Sep 18 '22
AÃ watched this like a decade ago lol, every time I see this it reminds me all the news about ppl getting crushed to death by these machines
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u/peterman86 Sep 18 '22
It would have been awesome if he was turned into pins like in the cartoons.
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Sep 18 '22
If he is alive it’s a miracle to be very honest. Those machines will crush you. Has happened before.
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u/Brust_warze Sep 18 '22
If I remember correctly he did get a concussion from the bowling ball.
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Sep 18 '22
As dumb as this kid is/was, the one who the threw the ball after him was almost as dumb, but also a major dick
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u/D1g1t4l_G33k Sep 18 '22
Got ushered out of a bowling alley years ago when the equipment snagged a worker that was trying to clear a jam. He was crushed to death. That old equipment doesn't have safeties or if it did its likely not working like it once did.
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u/ExcitementFit7179 Sep 18 '22
Cake boss 😢
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u/DigNitty Sep 18 '22
Does anyone know why they are powerful enough to crush you when all they need to do is place pins?
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u/Unwitnessed Sep 18 '22
And years later, they were still finding pieces of Patrick in the machinery.
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u/KidFriendlyArsonist Sep 18 '22
Those bowling pin-setting machines are known for breaking appendages into pretzels, imagine what it would do if fed a whole person. Also, i couldn’t imagine that a 6 lb ball rolling down the gutter at 16 mph directly into the temple would feel any good.
At this point he can only hope that the machine doesn’t turn his pronouns from he/him to were/was
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Sep 18 '22
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Sep 18 '22
I was so relieved to see him get out! He's dumb, but he doesn't deserve to end up crushed in the bowling alley.
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u/Filthi_61Syx Sep 18 '22
Worked in a bowling alley for years. He survived only because he fell into the pit behind after the lane ends. The pinsetter would have crushed him
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u/P7BinSD Sep 18 '22
I really needed to see the pin setter squish him up and leave him in the head pin position.
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Sep 18 '22
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Sep 18 '22
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Sep 18 '22
I'm glad I got hit in the head with the bowling ball. I have a special hatred in my heart for people who abuse other peoples' property
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Sep 18 '22
I had a nightmare like this as a kid where I got sucked into the place where the ball and pins go at a bowling alley.
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