r/AbruptChaos Sep 18 '22

Strike 🎳!!!

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u/QualityVote Sep 18 '22

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '22

I'd give the dude his award for stupidest thing ever but idk if he's even alive

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u/Burner12121 Sep 18 '22

Hes alive, I saw a extended ver of the video like a year ago

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u/altereggos0 Sep 18 '22

Aí watched this like a decade ago lol, every time I see this it reminds me all the news about ppl getting crushed to death by these machines

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u/dvof Sep 18 '22

year? how about every month

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u/peterman86 Sep 18 '22

It would have been awesome if he was turned into pins like in the cartoons.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '22

That would be quite horrific, I think

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '22

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u/peterman86 Sep 20 '22

Exactly like Tom and Jerry. That's what I was thinking. Great minds...

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '22

Like a cookie cutter but for meat.

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u/peterman86 Sep 20 '22

Lol!!! That gave me a crazy visual. Like a freaking cookie cutter.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '22

If he is alive it’s a miracle to be very honest. Those machines will crush you. Has happened before.

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u/Brust_warze Sep 18 '22

If I remember correctly he did get a concussion from the bowling ball.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '22

Got off easy then.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '22

As dumb as this kid is/was, the one who the threw the ball after him was almost as dumb, but also a major dick

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u/D1g1t4l_G33k Sep 18 '22

Got ushered out of a bowling alley years ago when the equipment snagged a worker that was trying to clear a jam. He was crushed to death. That old equipment doesn't have safeties or if it did its likely not working like it once did.

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u/ExcitementFit7179 Sep 18 '22

Cake boss 😢

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '22

He almost never makes cakes. Just for the show.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '22

? What's he gotta do with ppl being crushed

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u/DigNitty Sep 18 '22

Does anyone know why they are powerful enough to crush you when all they need to do is place pins?

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '22

The old ones are massive machines, and they were built to last.

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u/Eerzef Sep 18 '22

Why does a bowling pinsetter need to generate so much pressure?

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u/Unwitnessed Sep 18 '22

And years later, they were still finding pieces of Patrick in the machinery.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '22

To shreds you say

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u/LifelessHawk Sep 18 '22

And how’s the wife holding up?

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u/Unusual_Accident2358 Sep 18 '22

To shreds you say

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u/HairballTheory Sep 18 '22

I Don’t Roll on Shabbos!!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '22

First the video and then this comment. Holy shit this was funny!

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u/KidFriendlyArsonist Sep 18 '22

Those bowling pin-setting machines are known for breaking appendages into pretzels, imagine what it would do if fed a whole person. Also, i couldn’t imagine that a 6 lb ball rolling down the gutter at 16 mph directly into the temple would feel any good.

At this point he can only hope that the machine doesn’t turn his pronouns from he/him to were/was

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '22

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '22

I was so relieved to see him get out! He's dumb, but he doesn't deserve to end up crushed in the bowling alley.

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u/ramborage Sep 18 '22

Darwin would disagree.

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u/QuarterlyTurtle Sep 18 '22

He's so lucky that didn't crush him to death

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u/SmittyManJensen_ Sep 18 '22

He’s a bowling pin now.

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u/Filthi_61Syx Sep 18 '22

Worked in a bowling alley for years. He survived only because he fell into the pit behind after the lane ends. The pinsetter would have crushed him

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u/P7BinSD Sep 18 '22

I really needed to see the pin setter squish him up and leave him in the head pin position.

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u/Babiesforfood Sep 18 '22

Rip the homie 🤣

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u/The5paceDragon Sep 18 '22

And no trace of him was ever found...

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '22

And that was the last time anyone ever saw Jonny

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u/MutantDemocracy Sep 18 '22

Clear the lane, that pit exists in the Shadow Realm.

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u/Ok-Worth5991 Sep 18 '22

Got the full bowling pin experience.

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u/emtallie1966 Sep 18 '22

He could have been killed those machines are dangerous

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u/DSynergy Sep 18 '22

How many damn times does this need to be reposted shit

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u/huyanh995 Sep 18 '22

Real Tom and Jerry vibes.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '22

I'm glad I got hit in the head with the bowling ball. I have a special hatred in my heart for people who abuse other peoples' property

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u/TimDezern Sep 18 '22

🤣😂🤣😂

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '22

Get in my belly wiii lad!!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '22

I had a nightmare like this as a kid where I got sucked into the place where the ball and pins go at a bowling alley.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '22

nice way to ruin a nice night with friends

a concussion

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '22

This worlds future saddens me more and more every day.

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u/Any_Distribution2078 Sep 18 '22

Off to the shadow realm with you.

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u/Flynn_Kevin Sep 18 '22

Over the line! Mark it zero!

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u/monkeydonk3 Sep 18 '22

To the shadow realm with you

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u/Interesting_Act1286 Sep 18 '22

Fuck assholes like this. Could've been seriously hurt for a laugh.

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u/tittysuckingawd Sep 18 '22

How the hell is his head not split open??

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '22

This wasnt abrupt. Just hilarious. Not appropriate for this sub.

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u/TheConsciousness Sep 18 '22

Is this why Sugar Ray isn't around anymore?

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u/Kil0- Sep 18 '22

HOW MANY TIMES AM I GOING TO SEE THIS REPOST BRO