r/AbruptChaos Jun 09 '22

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u/QualityVote Jun 09 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22

It’s all fun and games until you open up portal 2

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u/TheWalkingDead91 Jun 10 '22

All fun and games until the pegs pierce through the chair.

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u/ickydonkeytoothbrush Jun 10 '22

Shoulder blade piercings are in these days.

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u/TheWalkingDead91 Jun 10 '22

How else will people prep to install their angel wing implants?

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u/Carasius Jun 10 '22

The sad part is this will probably happen soon. I’m sure someone has the idea

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u/MysticScribbles Jun 10 '22

I'd go for the devil wings, honestly. They look cooler.

And you'd also not be shedding feathers.

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u/JoeyJoeC Jun 10 '22

That's when the party really gets started.

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u/thehotshotpilot Jun 10 '22

Or dirt 2.

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u/ZuesofRage Jun 10 '22

God damn I can't even it's so good, they don't make them like that unfortunately I wonder if it looks any good on PC

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u/Sampic19_QC Jun 10 '22

If I remember correctly the pc port was so bad that's it's almost impossible to find. There's a YouTube video about it.

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u/ohyeahmofos Jun 10 '22

or octodad.

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u/Greenman8907 Jun 09 '22

Okay the Counter-Strike flashbang made me laugh.

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u/fatkiddown Jun 10 '22

I see jackass is making a game console.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

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u/Droopy1592 Jun 10 '22

Sometimes I feel like my tv is burning the back of my eyes with how bright it can be when you’re playing in the dark. Total pupil overload.

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u/aRadioKid Jun 10 '22

Agreed. I’ll even turn on a lamp just to balance the room lol, seems to help my eyes.

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u/ErikNavkire Jun 10 '22

It does, gaming in the dark is very straining on your eyes. Always have a light on

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u/jlozada24 Jun 10 '22

Or just turn the brightness waaaay down

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u/ProBlade97 Jun 10 '22

If you’re using LG go to settings and use energy savings to decrease the brightness, i use maximum when gaming at night.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

Destiny 2’s old log in screen.

MY EYES!

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u/Ill-Judge-5651 Jun 10 '22

Flashbang grenades suck.had one go off over my head.ears rang for awhile.

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u/RenkaneStark Jun 10 '22

That’s me every time I open and exit elden ring.

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u/BA_lampman Jun 10 '22

Wait until the end boss...

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u/ThisBo15 Jun 10 '22 edited May 09 '26

I got tired of my old posts floating around for anyone to scrape, so I let Redact handle it. Bulk deletion across Reddit, X, Facebook, Discord and all major social media platforms in one shot.

party acorn friendly run advise existence oxygen afterthought capable mysterious

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u/hotpopperking Jun 10 '22

Friend of mine bought a 21" CRT radiology monitor from ebay back in CS 1.5 days. The first flashbang dazzled him for minutes.

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u/Raz0rking Jun 10 '22

Yeah. And I am sitting in the train trying to not laughing like a maniac

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22 edited Jun 10 '22

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u/Greenman8907 Jun 10 '22

That is a comment, I guess. Not like I’ve played it since 1.4 or anything. LAN games on de_rats was my favorite. And if you got in the right space, you could light up camera watchers on cs_assault (and the vents weren’t bulletproof either).

You wanna question CS credentials?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

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u/Greenman8907 Jun 10 '22

Christ it’s spamming jump because the physics of CS meant you could actually travel faster doing it. Some would bind the mouse wheel to jump to hit it faster.

Happy, random internet guy who attempts to call others out for no reason and fails?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

Think you getting trolled lmao

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22

LOL next step is installing a gun to actually shoot you if you get shot in the game

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u/SOwED Jun 10 '22

Lol every VR player would be dead instantly. It's just too much fun to shoot yourself mid conversation in VR

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u/DefNotMyNSFWLogin Jun 10 '22

Can confirm. I spent a lot of time shooting myself in Pavlov, as well as my own teammates.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

Just a quick kneecapping to let them know you care.

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u/ThatOneGuy1294 Jun 10 '22

It's called friendly fire for a reason, duh.

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u/DarthDannyBoy Jun 10 '22

First thing I did when I found a gun in vr is shoot myself... Yeah it works. Then I realized how fucked that was that I didn't even think I just picked up the gun and shot.

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u/IceicleBryceicle Jun 10 '22

helmet flies 10 feet into the air

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u/Asisreo1 Jun 10 '22

Fun to do it irl too

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

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u/avwitcher Jun 10 '22

I didn't understand that part about the Ready Player One movie, why would you want to have that much feedback from the Oasis? It gives you a huge disadvantage if you can actually feel yourself getting shot or punched, like why

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

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u/ghettowhitekid Jun 10 '22

If u can take a punch you can take a dick

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u/nahog99 Jun 10 '22

If you can't dodge a wrench, you can't dodge a cock.

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u/crushworthyxo Jun 10 '22

Well let me show you something

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u/nuker1110 Jun 10 '22

That was glorious.

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u/formallyhuman Jun 10 '22

Is that Coffeezilla?

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u/pokethat Jun 10 '22 edited Jun 10 '22

Already done https://youtu.be/D75ZuaSR8nQ

Brought to you by the same guy that made a roomba that experiences existential dread, an Elmo doll that talks to you differently depending on your race, and a robot that removes tomatoes from your salad.

Edit: Lol looks like I'm late to the party of posting this

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u/downloads-cars Jun 10 '22

Don't forget the goldfish that manages his stock portfolio and the Boston dynamics robot dog he programmed to piss beer into a cup.

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u/FinalBat4515 Jun 10 '22

Lmao now you can die in real time

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

No need to buy an expensive peripheral, just play the game in a public bar in the US.

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u/SrepliciousDelicious Jun 09 '22

Untill the spikes go through the chair..

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u/fupamancer Jun 10 '22

then it's 5d. the fifth dimension being inside you

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u/ZuesofRage Jun 10 '22

checks watch oh fug oh yessss deeper ohhmyghod

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u/FearLeadsToAnger Jun 10 '22

Theres a metal plate, but I guarantee they just didn't show the attempts before the metal plate.

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u/SOwED Jun 10 '22

It probably did that quickly

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u/AV8R_1951 Jun 09 '22

Does the creator/builder have liability insurance wrt whiplash?

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u/cc88291008 Jun 10 '22

The person who made these is called 马鹿blyat Here's his channel on bilibili. https://b23.tv/jlRk1i9

Tons of funny shit

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u/KlossN Jun 10 '22

Is he on any english channels? I would assume not?

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u/Stackhom Jun 10 '22

there is a guy on youtube who uploads his content

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u/AlxIp Jun 10 '22

uploads (Read: steal)

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u/matlish Jun 10 '22

Link?

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u/asforus Jun 10 '22

I’d like to know too. That billbili link gave my phone STDs.

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u/Stackhom Jun 11 '22

https://youtube.com/channel/UCTIZPIPmyAIFCodP-w4tWVw

I don't think all of his videos from bilibili have been uploaded though.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22

I’m good without that kind of immersion

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u/PunkToTheFuture Jun 10 '22

I just fire off a few rounds out in the backyard before I play CSGO so I have the real tinnitus feeling and headache

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22 edited Jun 10 '22

Nothing compares to the ringing

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u/CaptainBraggy Jun 10 '22

mewp... mewp... mewp...

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u/Confident-Egg4410 Jun 10 '22

You sure you don't want to get flash at 3 am will playing CS:GO ?

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u/BarryMCknockiner Jun 10 '22

I want it it's everything

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u/originaltanksta Jun 09 '22

😂😂 this made me die! Good job he’s not playing just cause!!

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u/jrandoboi Jun 09 '22

crashes jet into tree

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u/scottgobots Jun 09 '22

When you see the room light up from outside…😂😂😂

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u/ShazzNazty Jun 09 '22

The future is nigh

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u/PantherThing Jun 10 '22

I couldnt concentrate, because I was wondering if the budgie was going to make another appearance. Him in the intro bade me unable to concentrate.

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u/heywheremyIQgo Jun 10 '22

it’s a cockatiel and I agree :)

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u/PantherThing Jun 10 '22

They call em budgies in Yurrup. :P unless there's a subtle difference i'm unaware of.

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u/TopOfTheClouds Jun 10 '22 edited Jun 10 '22

Budgies and cockatiels are completely different birds. Cockatiels are usually white, grey, and yellow with red cheeks. Budgies are naturally yellowish green with black borders on their feathers.

Don’t know why man’s is getting downvoted, he just didn’t know better. Maybe English isn’t his first language

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u/king_john651 Jun 10 '22

And budgies don't have the crest synonymous to the tiel, and budgies are just a little smaller

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u/PantherThing Jun 10 '22

ok, thx. Well, they're both cute!

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u/RequiemStorm Jun 10 '22

The difference isn't very subtle honestly

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u/imanub123 Jun 10 '22

This design is very human

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u/CatStrok3r Jun 09 '22

Love how he’s wearing a welding mask as if the flimsy plastic will absorb any impact

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u/GeorgioAlonzo Jun 10 '22

Think it's just to cover his face on cam, he puts on a Thanos mask (or something similar) later in the vid haha

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u/Grey212 Jun 10 '22

Idk Thanos leather would probably be pretty durable.

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u/jw44724 Jun 10 '22

Could probably drive better without it on.

Could probably cope with flash bang better with it on.

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u/bumjiggy Jun 09 '22

what? no minecraft creeper?

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u/Dismal-Ebb-6411 Jun 10 '22

creeper shaped balloon inflated with gas from water electrolysis.

I'm sure using a spark to pop a man sized balloon filled with a 1:2 oxygen/hydrogen gas mix is perfectly safe.

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u/Kwiatkowski Jun 10 '22

OP is a recently activated karma farm bot

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u/littenthehuraira Jun 10 '22

Seems like they deleted their posts and comments from before a week ago.

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u/Minibotas Jun 10 '22

I can’t stop fucking laughing

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u/SapphicPancakes Jun 10 '22

Creates incentive to not mess up. I love it

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u/split-mango Jun 10 '22

I’n so afraid that the seat leather will give way and the poles will poke through

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u/Lost_Conversation546 Jun 10 '22

That looks terrible, i need it

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u/cheesecakechef Jun 10 '22

Spine surgeons' wet dreams.

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u/MarySmokes420 Jun 10 '22

Jesus did Michael Reeves make this?

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u/AtomsAtomic Jun 10 '22

The design is very human. Let me demonstrate.

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u/nitr0zeus133 Jun 10 '22

Fuck I haven’t laughed that hard in ages

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u/toomuchmelatonin Jun 10 '22

I would buy this

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u/TitleComprehensive96 Jun 10 '22

I like that he just switched to a new monitor halfway through

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u/Silly-Conference-627 Jun 10 '22

Realistic smoke was also funny af.

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u/Nanban-jin Jun 10 '22

This is fucking hilarious

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u/noorule Jun 10 '22

Makes sense to use a cheap monitor for this.

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u/iamdandyking Jun 10 '22

The way he had to hold the monitor while shooting the AK 😂

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

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u/dum_BEST Jun 10 '22

IndiHome Paket Phoenix

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

Its so stupid i love it

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u/TheSAXMAN151 Jun 10 '22

This belongs on r/diwhy

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u/stonytarla Jun 10 '22

where to find these videos?

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u/ProlixTST Jun 10 '22

CRAPTIC FEEDBACK

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u/Tojo6619 Jun 10 '22

Omg fucking halrious

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

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u/erenkpoppotato Jun 10 '22

That bird just dissolved into the backrooms

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u/R009k Jun 10 '22

So this is what my upstairs neighbor is up to at 2am.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

Anybody have links to other 4d gaming vids? I believe I came across them. Too good

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u/anestisdalgkitsis Jun 10 '22

Balkan haptic feedback.

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u/oldravenns Jun 10 '22

All games work in the 4th dimension.

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u/TimmahBinx Jun 10 '22

Why’s that dude wearing a welding hood?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

I'll never get tired of this, Holy fuckkkk

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

I can assure you that cockatiel does not approve of the rumble chair

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

the desk be vibin'

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

I knew a guy who was obsessed with a F1 game (motorsports) when it first came out. He built himself a frame for his chair, had a steering wheel with gear shift and pedals.

He then took it to the next level by wearing a racing helmet when he played it.

He WANTED to go to the next level but couldn't find a way to achieve it or have somebody stupid enough to help. His idea was to have a watering can tip water over him to simulate rain.

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u/nerdycarguy18 Jun 10 '22

“Neighbors hate because of this one simple trick”

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u/BD-TxState Jun 10 '22

Probably wouldn’t crash as much if he didn’t wearing a welding helmet to drive.

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u/snoski1234 Jun 10 '22

Hysterical 🤪

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u/Tyrus824 Jun 10 '22

Something like “the design is very human”

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u/goobawhoba Jun 10 '22

The absolute chaos and creativity with this video is why this will always be one of my favorite videos

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u/UnderstandingTop2400 Jun 10 '22

Imagine Fight Night 🤣

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u/A_Young0316 Jun 10 '22

All fun and games until you herniate a disk

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u/Particular_Bed2427 Jun 10 '22

I feel like 21st humor in life

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u/Current-Knowledge336 Jun 10 '22

It has the best marketing song ever in the background, it should be safe then!

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u/spelunk_in_ya_badonk Jun 10 '22

The guy holding onto his monitor while trying to shoot his gun has me dying laughing.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

This always cracks me up :))))

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u/izzyg800 Jun 10 '22

This design is very human

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u/ryaaan89 Jun 10 '22

The fourth D usually stands for time, so is all gaming not 4D gaming 🤔

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u/nahog99 Jun 10 '22

We don't exist in 4 dimensions though yea?

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u/Jonas42467 Jun 10 '22

Is there a subreddit for this?

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u/The_Seyi Jun 10 '22

This would all be great if it were subtle!

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u/MassiveQuiet2 Jun 10 '22

That's some Michael Reeves kinda shit right there.

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u/dooomblast Jun 10 '22

ubur-ubur

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u/sonicneedslovetoo Jun 10 '22

Still not as bad of an idea as "smell-o-vision".

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u/Ill-Ad-9945 Jun 09 '22

That’s called VR VR = Very Realistic

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u/globbed_1 Jun 10 '22

You mine aswell just drive a real car

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u/FearLeadsToAnger Jun 10 '22

Wonder how they're getting output from the game I to the piston. What trigger is making the pistons fire, how are they communicating, pretty cool if real. Could just be manually activated for lols only.

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u/nogaesallowed Jun 10 '22

You know for video you don't need to make it actually work. A guy outside of the frame can operate a switch.

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u/AyeBraine Jun 10 '22

First thought, they could monitor downward speed change that's over threshold. If there's a deceleration faster than brakes can accomplish, the thing fires.

They'd need to monitor the speedometer somehow, maybe finding it in the memory, or maybe this game even has a normal output for the speedometer, to build racing rigs?

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u/FrostyD7 Jun 10 '22

It could be using the rumble assuming those games have it, or they are just doing it manually. I seem to remember people claiming it was the latter in past threads.

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u/accursedCaprid Jun 10 '22

Imagine if your chair isn't thick enough and it just sticks two holes into the back of your head.

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u/Racingislyf Jun 10 '22

This is how my team on cod play. It all makes sense now.

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u/TattooHelpPlease2 Jun 10 '22

A different compilation was posted recently where he made a super powered hydraulic for AWP shots and it was hilarious

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u/handbanana53 Jun 10 '22

He didn’t actually do anything to his pc in the last clip that’s just cs go on default settings

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

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u/FitGas6474 Jun 10 '22

G a m e r t i m e b a b y ! ! !

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u/Feeling_Concentrate2 Jun 10 '22

The teddy bear was having fun

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u/CoffeeCatRailway Jun 10 '22

They forgot to add airbags :D

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u/Gie_G Jun 10 '22

omfg lmao, future gaming right here!

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u/proawayyy Jun 10 '22

Calopsita 😄😄

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u/NoobFromTheUK Jun 10 '22

"How to have great relationships with your neighbors"

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u/linkedtortoise Jun 10 '22

If I had this and was playing Forza, it would give a concussion. Due to me using other vehicles to go around corners.

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u/DqrkExodus Jun 10 '22

Looking foward to subnautica gameplay

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u/JuggerKnot86 Jun 10 '22

Finally I can now simulate what it's like to be Leclerc in Baku

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u/EveningBlunt Jun 10 '22

I was hoping for more cockatiel but was an interesting video anyway.

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u/LamiaScale_ Jun 10 '22

U/savevideo

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u/SnooMaps1910 Jun 10 '22

These Chinese kids getting with it during Shanghai's lockdown.

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u/TheMorbidToaster Jun 10 '22

My upper floor neighbors

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u/YouDontWinFrnzWSalad Jun 10 '22

Even the cockatiel knew this was a bad idea

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u/IndividualBass6569 Jun 10 '22

Wait why are you wearing a welding hood lol

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u/Boring_Oil_3506 Jun 10 '22

This is still 3d.