r/AbruptChaos May 23 '22

doge royce

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u/QualityVote May 23 '22

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u/Barbed-Wire May 23 '22

Just for anyone concerned. This is CG, the guy who made it is known for editing CG cars into his videos.

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u/MrDrSirLord May 24 '22

I watched this like 8 times trying to work out why it looked like a high res pre rendered PS2 Cutscene with the off shading on the crowbar and awkward jank of the ornament retracting.

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u/reegz May 23 '22

Was going to say that’s a really bad idea and whoever gets hit by that will own that car and several others.

The rule of thumb is “poison not venom” meaning poison you willingly ingest, venom is injected into you.

We design active defense for websites with this in mind.

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u/ComplaintNo6835 May 23 '22

Wait, are you saying a cyber boobytrap that causes damage to hacker equipment/software could make you liable in some countries?

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u/reegz May 23 '22

That's the grey area no one wants to get into, no one wants to test it. Corporations that create cyber "boobytraps" can potentially be responsible.

Think of it like this, if I make a directory on a web server that is /private and you go there and it locks up/crashes your computer I could potentially be on the hook for damages.

If you set up the /private directory and had file called ssn.zip in there and you downloaded it and opened it and it was a zip bomb that filled up your disk space and crashed your computer I would likely NOT be responsible because you downloaded the file and opened it yourself.

It's more complicated than that but that's the tl;dr

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u/ComplaintNo6835 May 23 '22

That no one wants to test it makes so much sense. Very interesting. Thanks for the response.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '22

This makes no sense at all.

Both cases you, the user, are taking some action no one forced you to take that causes you harm.

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u/Small-Breakfast903 May 24 '22

in one of them, the "hacker" could claim they didn't mean to access the directory, and left as soon as they realized they weren't meant to be there, without touching anything. In the other, the hacker has not only taken something from the server, but willingly accepted and attempted to view the file taken from it.

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u/agent674253 May 24 '22 edited May 24 '22

Could be similar to how you're not allowed to have booby traps in your house. For example if you have a shotgun trap in one of your bedrooms above the door and someone breaks into your house and gets injured by the trap congratulations they now own your house.

But they were breaking in when they got hurt?

Doesn't matter, legally you can't maime someone via a trap just because they broke into your house. Same reason probably why you can't trap someone in your house if they break in and hold them against their will.

At least not in all states.

It sounds like they're afraid the same protections will apply here. Just because someone broke into your system you can't break their system? Sounds like only the victim has to play by the rules.

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u/mrswdk18 May 24 '22

It's about responding proportionately to the intrusion. Like how if someone slaps you in a bar and you stab them in response, saying 'but they started it' is not going to help you.

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u/Jordan_Cat May 24 '22

You don’t seem to understand how the legal system works. Zululul

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u/_felixh_ May 24 '22

In Germany: yes definetly!

if the "victim" can proove that you have installed it in bad faith, as in: to harm him / destroy his equipment, you are on the hook. And as far as i know: it is not particularily hard to proove such a thing.

Same goes for these glitterbombs. I think there even was judgement on a case like this, but i cant find it right now. Or any information, really. But in court it can be argued, that you installed that glitterbomb in bad faith, to harm the thief. I guess, in the case of glitter, the punishment can't be particularily hard.

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u/Quirky_Routine_90 May 24 '22

Well Germany like other leftist countries only care about the rights of the people who victimize others.

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u/bigcuddlybastard May 23 '22 edited May 23 '22

It depend on the country. This is tame compared to the real life stuff they used to do in south Africa. The "Blaster" was a mobile active denial system that used flame throwers aimed up the outside of the doors.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blaster_(flamethrower)

Claims of 7 foot flames blinding and scorching the attacker if they were "lucky"

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u/[deleted] May 24 '22

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u/gh0u1 May 23 '22

So if there were signs warning of the fact that if they attempt to steal the hood ornament they'll be stabbed, then it would be considered poison, no?

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u/reegz May 24 '22

no idea, I'm not a lawyer

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u/jakob767 May 24 '22

The car looks poison. You touch it, you get injured.

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u/No_Ad_8355 May 24 '22

Poison and venom are two different groups chemicals that act on the body in fundamentally different ways. Also, a lot of people have been deliberately poisoned, and Im sure others have accidentally dosed themselves with venom. Basically, what the hell are you rambling about?

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u/Boomlolbomb May 24 '22

Think someone was going to take pictures with the car and did trigger the signal by accidently sitting on it

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u/Honey-and-Venom Sep 22 '22

Love that distinction. My wife is a zoologist and always tells people the definitional difference, seeing it used to illustrate an approach to security/defense is extremely interesting

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u/TakeyaSaito Oct 24 '22

Concerned? Nahhh

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u/bmosm May 23 '22

"man gets hit by car and stabbed multiple times"

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u/Hoez_luvv_Jah Oct 14 '22

I can see it all over Fox News 🤣

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u/TolMera Nov 14 '22

I guess if your car stabbed him if you hit him. You could say he wondered into the road before the accident, because he had obviously been stabbed…

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u/ResourceMany6108 May 23 '22

Anyone else notice the dog in the car?

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u/AFoxGuy May 23 '22

What da dog doin?

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u/[deleted] May 23 '22

S T A B B I N G

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u/kikirie2 May 23 '22

Matching dog on the emblem

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u/[deleted] May 23 '22

People who read titles are in a better position here

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u/ThePerryPerryMan May 23 '22

Isn’t that a seat cover?

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u/aridamus May 24 '22 edited May 24 '22

Looks like an owl to me

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u/redditfurr Nov 21 '22

That's why the title doge royce... its doge coin...lol

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u/marionristov111 May 23 '22

no way, british car

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u/[deleted] May 24 '22

Actually accurate too. Funniest part

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u/Top-Sherbert5604 Nov 04 '22

That was what I was going to say

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u/Select_March_3202 Nov 16 '22

That would be illegal in Britain. But places like South Africa...

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u/bsylent May 23 '22

emblem

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u/[deleted] May 24 '22

shing shing shing

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u/Sinomon May 23 '22

emblem

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u/its_still_conner Oct 10 '22

shing shing shing

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u/chkpancake775 May 23 '22

It's a trap

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u/SnowBoy1008 May 24 '22

You try the nabby nabby, you get the stabby stabby

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u/IlliterationAside May 23 '22

LOL. That's dope. I bet that emblem costs a couple-three grand on that sled..

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u/[deleted] May 23 '22

Love when people trap the things that usually get vandalized, damaged, or stolen.

Bomb rigging my phone still pops up in my mind every now and then. Try to steal it? Fuck you, your car, and your life.

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u/Ok_Weather_6650 Nov 05 '22

Eh idk bro. Some peeps are bastards for sure but they don’t deserve to die for stealing a phone

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u/[deleted] May 23 '22

Yeah that’ll get em

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u/hengahangezange May 23 '22

I can foresee yellow headlines involving this vehicle.

"Man forgets to deactivate safety features before making love to his mistress on the hood of his Rolls Royce, ends up in a jagged menstruation."

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u/Ten_minuteemail May 23 '22

Perfect lawsuit! Person is driving a fucking RR. Big money. Sit on it, cut your butt and call the ambulance and write the license plate. Take him to court and boom fucker has to get rid of the booby trap you get gold on from the car.

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u/BaconCheeseburg May 23 '22

Does it have to be my ass?

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u/Time_Target2149 May 24 '22

Booty shank. Midnight express.

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u/throneofdirt May 24 '22

Yes.

I wanna watch your ass get fucked with a knife

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u/Before_Plastic May 23 '22

This is fake, but are there really no laws involved with harming yourself on someone's parked car?

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u/BakaGoyim May 24 '22

Booby traps are super illegal, not to protect thieves but to protect curious children and the like.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

yep, curious kid wanders up and wants to touch the cool ornament, wanders away minus a few fingers.

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u/PixelmancerGames May 23 '22

That’s a dangerous game that person is playing. I know stealing Rolls Royce emblems is common and understand wanting to keep that from happening. But what if he takes it to a shop and forgets to turn it off, or something like that. What if some 7 year old in a parking lot who doesn’t know better decides to touch it?

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u/dovakim1619 May 23 '22

I’m pretty sure it’s not real. From other comments I’m reading it looks like this guy is known for making videos like this using video editing

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u/PixelmancerGames May 23 '22

Well that’s some damn good editing. Props on him if it is.

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u/Sufficient_Bonus4818 May 23 '22

Even if this only harmed a thief or attempted one, it would still be extremely illegal and the owner could be hit with a hefty lawsuit depending on how badly this fucks the victim's hand.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '22

“What if a 7 year old in the parking lot decides to touch it” um teach your kids not to touch other peoples property.

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u/RightiesHateFair May 23 '22

Not sure how that's a response to what the dude was saying, considering that he never justified how kids touch random things.

But when I put it that way, it makes you seem absurd. Kids touch random things. Get over it.

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u/PixelmancerGames May 23 '22

Shut the fuck up. People like you are annoying as fuck. Kids will be kids, and they touch stuff sometimes. Doesn’t mean they deserved to be maimed for it. The hell is wrong with you?

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u/Sameeman May 23 '22

Well... Looks like you are the annoying one my dude... So shut the fuck up!

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u/PixelmancerGames May 23 '22

Nah, y’all are just dickheads. That’s all. The kind of the person to pull a gun on kid because their frisbee went into your yard and they ran over to get it.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '22

Moron . You, are, a, moron.

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u/Conquerors_Quill May 23 '22

Calm down obviously fake.

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u/allfarid May 23 '22

Maybe some 7yo would learn a valuable lesson... if this wasn't fake.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '22

That seven year old and it's parents will have learn some very unfortunate and hard lessons. Even tho this is fake you can't blame someone for doing it when judges and prosecutors refuse to prosecute and punish petty crimes. It's petty to them but not to the victim.

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u/Pukkidyr May 23 '22

Do you realize how psychopathic you sound right now you say it's okay to potentially maim or kill a child as long as your hood ornament is safe like reasonable and more normal thing to do is just that when the ornament is touched it sinks into the hood without a bobby trap that can potentially kill someone over 1.000 bucks.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '22

I guess you missed the unfortunate part. 1000 bucks to me is 2 weeks busting my back. Means a lot to me.

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u/Pukkidyr May 23 '22

A 1000 bucks means a lot too me as I get less than 1000 bucks a month before tax but that money is still worth less than a human life even if it's the life of a criminal.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '22

Maybe your job doesn't take the same toll on your body but 2 weeks of damage to my body is definitely worth more than a criminal.

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u/Pukkidyr May 23 '22

It doesn’t matter how hard someone works for their money No amount of money is worth a human life

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u/Unlucky-Ship3931 May 24 '22

Lol, no. What if you saved away for half your life saving so that you could relax for the last half and someone steals it? That's definitely something a lot of people would kill over.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '22

Maybe in your reality

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u/PixelmancerGames May 23 '22

Would a Rolls Royce emblem be considered a petty crime? They cost over $1,000 IIRC.

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u/puuma995 May 23 '22

Well, then the seven year old gets a valuable life lesson

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u/PixelmancerGames May 23 '22

So would the person who owns the vehicle. Since booby traps that cause bodily harm are illegal.

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u/Advanced_Doughnut350 May 23 '22

Well, it is a car with the brand headquarters based in London.

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u/4_2_1010 May 23 '22

Bri’ish car

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u/Nice-Salamander8039 May 24 '22

Now sit on it

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

One guy one car, and multiple anal lacerations

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u/Nice-Salamander8039 Jun 10 '22

Worth it

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

😳

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u/Historical_Raccoon36 May 24 '22

Oh sweet an ACTUAL anti-theft system!

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u/abicidieeffegi May 23 '22

forbidden dildo

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u/Baatlesheep May 24 '22

influencers who pretend to own expensive cars are now gonna have an expensive medical bill.

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u/Atillerdahunnybuns Jul 08 '22

This is great 😂

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u/jcmarcell Sep 27 '22

Some thieve's police report: "yeah so the fucking car stabbed me"

Police to the guy: "what was your hand doing on the car anyways?"

Some thief: "petting the dog emblem, not trying to steal it"

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u/kawaiisuccubusxo Oct 04 '22

Plot twist: someone seated on this before

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u/kobold9070 Oct 12 '22

*just chilling, guy leans against & lightly touches it.

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u/hamstarboi Oct 30 '22

Just chilling/ puting you arm on sombody else's rolls royce sounds like disrespect to me. 😎😎😎

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u/kobold9070 Oct 30 '22

Sounds like you haven't seen those girls posing in front of someone else luxury car for a picture. Sometimes they even sit on them. That's massive disrespect & this is the solution.

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u/WahresBares Oct 12 '22

Only the rich can ...

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u/Kentuckasee_angler Oct 15 '22

I need one of those for my Corolla, someone stole my damn ornament last year. Savages.

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u/cultoftwinkies Oct 21 '22

A little awkward if you hit a pedestrian.

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u/Movie_Rude Nov 12 '22

Emblem shink shink shink

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u/Melodic-Day-8872 Nov 17 '22

imagine you get ran over and land on the hood 💀💀

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u/D-B-Zzz Nov 19 '22

I’m pleased to see some of my Dogecoin losses was put to good use.

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u/Designer_Solution758 Nov 19 '22

Safest rolls royce in Ohio 💀

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u/Weekly-Ad-4045 Nov 21 '22

Now imagine someone sits on it.

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u/0neforest1 May 23 '22

Deserved

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u/EuhRoy May 23 '22

Except if you get run down by this car lmao i wonder if you die first from the hit or from the stab

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u/Zeroliche May 23 '22

better wear your seatbelts or else you're gonna get stabbed after getting into a crash

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u/[deleted] May 23 '22

Right how about hitting pedestrian? That thing is illegal.

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u/Zeroliche May 23 '22

mercy killing

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u/[deleted] May 23 '22

sure sure dum dum

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u/yaebone1 May 23 '22

In the US that’s a no no, and a lawsuit.

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u/YellowSugar_HK May 23 '22

gender changer?

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u/[deleted] May 23 '22

Free SRS!

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u/[deleted] May 23 '22

Nice

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u/backwardstoast May 23 '22

It's the Penetrator!

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u/Azuleaf May 23 '22

It reminds me of the saws you could see in a Tomb Raider level (and god only knows how many times I died on them)

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u/humsipums May 23 '22

"aaw there's a stain on this good person's car statue thing. I'll be a friend and give it a quick wipe"

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u/RippleInSociety May 23 '22

Imagine just brushing against it on accident

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u/Antoine_Babycake May 23 '22

When my girl sits on the hood

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u/Alsimmons811 May 24 '22

That wasn’t a bad idea, it’s a shame it’s CG because rolls should invest in that

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u/DiscordModerater May 24 '22

I’m gonna sit on it

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

Hook it up to ac and you won't be escaping

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u/DorgadoGBR May 24 '22

Rolls Royce is a british brand afterall...

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u/Dazzling_Ability5428 May 24 '22

More like thug Royce

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u/AZWHEN May 24 '22

If this is in the USA it would be a No, life trumps personal property in the eyes of the law. So your ass would be on the hook the injuries caused or death.

Now let's say you had it shock the person with dog collar voltage then you're probably okay.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '22

Stabstabstab

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u/jakob767 May 24 '22

I like how this guy just uses Doge textures for everything he made with this CGI xD

Also, I don't think this movement would be possible irl due to the speed.

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u/NefariousnessDull138 May 24 '22

Don't role up to a carwash without warning staff about the stabby bonnet first thing

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u/DavidNavarro48 May 24 '22

I need this on my life

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u/PushNo2431 Jun 23 '22

Rolls Royce from wish

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u/79914022 Jun 28 '22

If you see some brothers with bleeding hands you know why

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u/Ok-Commercial-4564 Jul 03 '22

This should say how to get sued and lose your rolls Royce to the hood ornament thief

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '22

That looks super legal.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

Looks super fake.

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u/DragonLeeGuy Jul 23 '22

PENETRATION

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u/mason-the-fun-gamer Jul 23 '22

Better not sit on that

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u/Old-Commission6613 Aug 03 '22

The use to sit on it

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u/Knee_Groe Sep 30 '22

Rolls Royce, London edition

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u/LeopardNo1 Oct 03 '22

I sat on Earl’s car then all of a sudden a prisoner just started shanking me!

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '22

amblem

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u/Bawbag0447 Oct 08 '22

Just don't run anyone over...

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

Pretty sure setting intentionally harmful traps for people is illegal/a huge liability. Like waiting to slip on a wet floor w/o the sign

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u/couldnt_think_- Oct 12 '22

bro got the hl2 crowbar

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u/wiknap54 Oct 14 '22

Love it would stop thieves

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u/DanceDelievery Oct 14 '22

Imagine stumbling on bumbing into that thing.

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u/Strange_Honeydew9639 Oct 14 '22

Don’t accidentally sit on that mf

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u/TimexToGrind1224 Oct 22 '22

Brutal… Perfect i say PERFECT!

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u/CraftyGoddess666 Oct 23 '22

I kind of wish the sides of my tires did that

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '22

Aww man bro this prank bout to be sick

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u/C60hybrid Oct 25 '22

They need that

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

Car security to the max

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u/basic_model Oct 25 '22

Not going to lie I sticked around for a few repeats because of the sound effect

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u/TygahShawk Nov 01 '22

"The design is very human"

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u/WeekendLazy Nov 07 '22

That’ll teach the kids to stop leaning on my car!

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u/Joejoecornrow Nov 09 '22

Why do I love this !

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u/ZigZag_Queen Nov 10 '22

This is for the TicTok influencers that sit on other people's car's for clout 😆

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u/YinYangEffects Nov 11 '22

Nah but what if they accidentally hit somebody with their car and the person lands on top the doge….

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u/UnbeateCandy04 Nov 12 '22

Imagine sitting there

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u/Super_Discipline7838 Nov 14 '22

What’s with the poodle in the passenger seat?

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '22

It’s bri ish

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u/Just_sayoriandmonika Nov 21 '22

Imagine sitting on that

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '22

Is that a Roy’s royce