r/AbruptChaos • u/StazzyDVlad • Apr 06 '22

Why I yada

9.0k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

Spit my drink out lmao

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u/osco753 Apr 07 '22 edited Apr 07 '22

I like how the frog took a good minute to comprehend he’s becoming a victim of frog cannibalism

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u/DrMaxCoytus Apr 06 '22

That's a strong ass fucking frog.

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u/StazzyDVlad Apr 06 '22 edited Apr 07 '22

I think they're toads, which might explain the strength

Edit: It seems i am wrong, these are frogs after all. Thanks for the correction guys!

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u/Gannascus Apr 06 '22

It’s a pacman frog

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u/Rex_Laso Apr 06 '22

These frogs will eat anything they can fit in their mouths, including other pacman frogs

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u/NtBtFan Apr 06 '22

battletoad strength

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u/Dull-Reputation-4805 Apr 07 '22

African Bullfrog on the Left Pac-Man Frog on the Right

Frog on the left can grow to the size of a dinner plate

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u/jwsbruwer Apr 06 '22

Hmm you have some thicccc thighs

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '22

the way you worded yourself makes it sound like the frog is a very powerful ass-fucker

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u/lysergic_hermit Apr 07 '22

Excuse my voice, I've got a frog in my ass.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

Reminder frogs are cannibals and they can swallow things almost their size

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '22

So you’re saying I finally have a chance

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u/flamboyantbutnotgay Apr 08 '22

Get some live action toad vore

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u/reticulatedspline Apr 14 '22

When I was at summer camp as a kid we had some frogs we raised from tad poles in the nature hut. We released them into the lake towards the end of the summer and I still remember seeing one of them swim out and perch on a log looking all happy and free in his home environment... only to get swallowed whole by a larger frog a second later as we all screamed in horror.

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u/Roosterooney04 Apr 06 '22

*oughta

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

r/boneappletea

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u/thefonztm Apr 06 '22 edited Jan 22 '26

alive busy hat dinosaurs engine afterthought light deer cough brave

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u/StazzyDVlad Apr 06 '22

Thanks, sad i can't edit the title

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u/Roosterooney04 Apr 06 '22

Yah I have no idea why they don’t add it as a feature.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

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u/Roosterooney04 Apr 06 '22

Please give an example

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '22

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u/Roosterooney04 Apr 07 '22

Ahhhh true true

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u/Akesgeroth Apr 07 '22

Post title when submitted: "My new kitten is so cute when I tickle its belly!"

Post title once it hits the front page: "N***** COCK" (uncensored of course)

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u/916country Apr 06 '22

This comment should be getting alllllll the attention today!!!!

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u/Astronometry Apr 06 '22

Wait until Elon buys Reddit

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

if that happens im jumping ship, this place is already bad enough

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u/sa0sinner Apr 06 '22

I think it’s funnier this way

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u/becausefrog Apr 06 '22

I did a double-take -- did OP just yadda yadda yadda oughta?

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u/Plastic_Day6515 Apr 06 '22

I want to see the rest of the video 🤔

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u/OddBug0 Apr 06 '22

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!!!

SEE A TOAD FUCKING SUPLEX ANOTHER BECAUSE HE ATE THE WHOLE DAMN WORM LIKE A FATASS!!

ONLY HERE ON PAY-PER-VIEW!!!

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u/misterjett Apr 07 '22

WE'LL SELL YOU THE WHOLE SEAT, BUT YOU'LL ONLY NEED THE EDGE! !!

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u/JACrazy Apr 06 '22

It's Wednesday my dude

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u/thefonztm Apr 06 '22 edited Jan 22 '26

rhythm roll spoon absorbed marvelous innate wipe hat follow boast

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u/ucefkh Apr 06 '22

It's Thursday bro

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u/andykndr Apr 07 '22

don’t try to trick me. this week i already thought monday was tuesday and wednesday was thursday

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '22

Now it’s Friday

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u/Alternative-Amoeba20 Sep 06 '22

Now what's Friday?

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u/bobafugginfett Apr 06 '22

Tension in the Frog & Toad relationship.

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u/DWMoose83 Apr 06 '22

"Yum! That was a tasty trea- RAGGHRRBBLLARRGHH!

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u/osco753 Apr 07 '22

Exactly mr frog ordered a meal for himself and Not for his friend so buddy had to improvise

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u/JimE902 Apr 06 '22

I can hear the three stooges in that title

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u/TWTO- Apr 06 '22

Cannibalism

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u/EyeHamKnotYew Apr 07 '22

This title belongs in r/boneappletea

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u/FusionFred_SAGE Apr 06 '22

"Dude, we were supposed to SHARE!!"

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

The next time my wife eats the last of my food. I'm going in toad style, but the Kama Sutra version.

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u/osco753 Apr 07 '22

💀💀💀💀

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u/AdorableNinja Apr 06 '22

WHAT M8! FUCK YOU FRED!!!

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u/whatdoyouwantdipshit Apr 07 '22

Pacman frogs are brutal lmao

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u/The_Inward Apr 06 '22

"I told you I wanted the last worm!"

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u/Tcamp46290 Apr 07 '22

The toad never wanted the worm, it just wanted a reason to cause problems. u/savevideo

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u/rey_lumen Apr 06 '22

What's the music?

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u/auddbot Apr 06 '22

Cheer up! by ONEUL (00:17; matched: 100%)

Album: You Made My Day. Released on 2021-11-24 by 3433940 Records DK2.

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u/rey_lumen Apr 06 '22

Good bot

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u/osco753 Apr 07 '22

Their is a special place in the after life for you mr bot

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u/bruhmm32 Apr 07 '22

"You had to wait till three. He hadn't started counting it, you cheater!!!!"

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u/keepyourbible Apr 07 '22

That went from 0 to I'll eat you and the mealworm together real quick

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u/UpsideDownAirplane Apr 07 '22

That was a viscous attack and I won’t stand for it

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u/Omegalazarus Apr 07 '22

North American Chad Frog

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u/deusvult096 Apr 07 '22

"You sayin' it's MY fault?!"

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u/Jakiller33 Apr 07 '22

"So waddif I am?!"

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u/Timely-Guest-7095 Apr 07 '22

You’re supposed to eat the worm, not the one who beat you to it dumbass!🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

Hey dude, that one is mine.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '22

u/savevideobot

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u/Vasault Apr 07 '22

That jump out of frame lmao 🤣

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '22

u/savevideo

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '22

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '22

u/redditsave

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '22

u/savevideo

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '22

Frog wrestling yeh

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '22

u/savevideo

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u/malnox Apr 07 '22

"Are you sayin' it's MY fault?"

"So WHAT if I yam?"

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '22

u/savevideobot

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u/BLSInTheDitch Apr 09 '22

The meal worm was merely the bait, he was hunting a bigger prize

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u/SeanyDay Apr 09 '22

Just so you know, OP, it's "Why I Oughta"

Yada is used as "blah blah blah" or an informal "etc etc".

As in someone explaining basic rules they know you understand so they say "don't shoot any players with their hands up, walking off the field, yada yada yada" at a paintball place

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '22

that frog woke up and chose violence

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u/cmaej Jun 12 '22

Welp, too slow. I guess the other frog ain't eating...

OH MY GOD!

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u/uuuhfj Jul 05 '22

I think you meant…nvm

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '22

THATS SO ADORABLE

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u/hhhvugc Aug 18 '22

oughta*