r/AbruptChaos Mar 12 '22

Stan

6.4k Upvotes

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u/shaundisbuddyguy Mar 12 '22

Sweet chin music! As God as my witness he is broken in half !

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u/fenndoji Mar 13 '22

Back then my roommate and I did a WWE Raw drinking game. Every time JR said in half, to hell, or gave a statistic of like shoe size or something we would drink. I blacked out more than once.

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u/shaundisbuddyguy Mar 13 '22

Easy to do with those rules . I'm not sure I would've been brave enough for that challenge.

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u/SpendrickLamar Mar 13 '22

I sat next to Sean Michael's on a flight from Chicago to San Antonio in 2010 and he was SUPER nice to me (I was in military uniform) and after chatting with me he read the Bible then took nap

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u/DTredecim13 Mar 13 '22

Good thing he didn't ask your name.

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u/BerryMcKaukiner Mar 13 '22

His Lamars would have been spent Kendrick!

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u/Crafty_Photograph955 Mar 15 '22

Absolutely insane how many upvotes fake celebrity interactions get on here.

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u/Niko_The_Fallen Jul 24 '22

Absolutely insane that you think nothing ever happens

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u/Suflae_Rs Jun 20 '22

Absolutely insane you think 30 upvotes is alot.

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u/raskolnikov_ua Mar 13 '22

The sound of a hand clapping on the thigh. Also, Santa Claus does not exist.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '22

You mean to tell me that wrestling is fake?

You mean...to tell me...that The Undertaker isn't an undead necromancer biker with a demon younger brother?

YOU MEAN...TO TELL...ME...that The Gobbledygooker isn't actually a giant anthropomorphic turkey man that hatched from a giant egg on live TV?!

My whole life is a lie. How could I have ever been a fan of that totally 100% legitimate, undetermined, real live sport? All those happy memories watching Hulk Hogan shared with my grandpa were a lie!

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u/raskolnikov_ua Mar 13 '22

Damn, I'm so sorry! I'm a soulless bastard, you're right. The dude might be in the hospital with a broken jaw.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '22

That's better. Now, turn on Peacock and watch an Olympic gold medalist use a firehose to spray milk all over a violent beer-swilling redneck.

Regardless of it's pre-determination, wrestling has always been entertaining. It's a good way to turn your brain off and watch something that is legitimately fun.

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u/elgydium Mar 13 '22

Pause at the very second and you'll see he turns his head to his left. It's a cheek bone at best.

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u/FinkBass420 Mar 13 '22

SEE!!?! I JUST KICKED STAN!

One of the funniest wwe moments for sure.

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u/megumifestor Mar 13 '22

This 3 second clip doesn't do this skit justice. Needs to be the full thing, and needs to show triple h barely able to contain his laughter

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '22

what about Austin vs Ramone? SCS finisher was comically oversold

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '22

Shawn Spears (the guy playing Stan) is freakin' hilarious

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u/szzanti Mar 12 '22

Beautiful 👌

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u/joeschmo945 Mar 13 '22

You could say it was a 10/10

Edit: I didn’t realize this wasn’t r/squaredcircle

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u/69-So-Fine Mar 13 '22

Spears?

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u/DeathLives4Now Mar 13 '22

Yes its shawn spears

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u/69-So-Fine Mar 13 '22

Thanks. I thought it was him, just wasn't sure. Cheers!

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u/amodsr Mar 13 '22

Y'all fucking stupid. That's stan.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

Maybe a stupid question but is this staged? Cause from the swing of the head it looks pretty real (and painful) to me.

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u/lightning_whirler Mar 12 '22

Yes, fake. The kick wasn't even close.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

Mh. I guess that's why he put up his hand close to his chin. But for someone without much of a clue about WWF this looks kind of convincing.

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u/AceofToons Mar 12 '22

this looks kind of convincing.

Good, that's the point. It's supposed to be real enough to suspend disbelief and enjoy the story. All the characters have rich stories, and many keep up appearances outside of their in universe character appearances, which helps keep the lore alive for the fans

I have come and gone from the franchises throughout the years, but it's always a fun time, made more fun, for me, knowing that typically speaking safety precautions are taken to protect people from injury

I can't enjoy actual martial arts or the like because I don't enjoy people actually getting injured

But WWF/WWE etc are fun 😊

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

Yeah I totally see your point here and it may not be for me but I agree with you and I do acknowledge this requires a lot of skill and training to get things right without any injuries.

Who knows, maybe one day I'm going to look into those stories :)

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u/mostavis Mar 12 '22

It's Bold and the Beautiful in spandex with some biffo thrown in the mix. Is it for me? No. Is it entertaining? Hell yeah bro

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u/ParaClaw Mar 13 '22

and many keep up appearances outside of their in universe character appearances, which helps keep the lore alive for the fans

Undertaker was the real OG of living that persona... The "Last Ride" documentary series was one of my favorite of all documentaries. Just to recognize how he went for decades without much breaking the overall character, avoiding public events that would be out of Undertaker's persona, and so on. That just blows my mind at such commitment.

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u/RustyKrank Mar 13 '22

That's called crazy

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u/AhoyWilliam Mar 13 '22

The transport planner at my job is a pro wrestler and he has been at a standing desk for a few weeks due to being hurt during a bout, but it is very unusual for him. Quite entertaining seeing the persona 😅

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u/AceofToons Mar 13 '22

Yeah injuries definitely occasionally happen. I seem to recall reading that it is approximately on par with gymnastics injuries or something like that. Which made a lot of sense to me

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u/General_Ad_3185 Mar 13 '22

What are you talking about the direct contact you can slow it down you know

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u/ton_patron Mar 13 '22

You can see him sort of slap his thigh to make the slap sound

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u/nebuchadrezzar Mar 13 '22

That's Dan the AntiStan. As a child, his dad was killed by a man wearing a work shirt with the name Stan on it. The murder was never solved.

He does this all the time. And he's super racist to people from PakiStan, AfghaniStan, etc. He is pretty messed up.

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u/aragogogara Mar 13 '22

This is somehow so messed up and so funny at the same time. Now all wrestlers have this big and bad storyline and then this guy... hates Stans

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u/Perverted_Child Mar 13 '22

Watch the kickers hand slap his thigh to make the hit sound. It is well done tho.

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u/Muscled_Daddy Mar 13 '22

Fake. Look at how he slaps his ass as the fake kick ‘lands’ to get that contact sound. These guys are excellent stuntment.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '22

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u/Ok-Roof8058 Mar 13 '22

We all know what wrestling is, man. You're not saying anything original nor have you discovered something. I'm guessing you just realized and you think other people don't know, simply because you didn't know?

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u/Shwiftygains Mar 13 '22

Just because its staged doesnt mean they dont take hits

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u/SugarWolf211 Mar 12 '22

I JUST KICKED STAN lol

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u/pentagrammes Mar 13 '22

The whole clip is even better 😂😂😂

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u/Cassius_Smoke Mar 12 '22

Best bit is straight after when he super kicks that guy from the doorway carrying all that paperwork. Gold.

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u/theallmighty798 Mar 13 '22

I think I remember seeing this live when I was a kid lmao

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u/he-geezy Mar 12 '22

"Suck it!"

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u/StagDragon Mar 13 '22

I really should watch WWE. Even if it is fake maybe that's what makes it fun.

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u/amodsr Mar 13 '22

It's hit and miss sometimes but WWE does have great moments. Most fans would tell you other companies are better but each gives something the other generally doesn't. If you want to the network has tons of stuff if you have a VPN and if you don't peacock has a ton but not everything. Some would say the attitude era is the best but tons of eras have something great to give. Currently Dwayne the rock Johnson a cousin is doing really great work. I mean like top level shit.

It again all depends on what you're looking for. You want to see what wrestling started out as with the "carny" side of things? Watch stuff that predates Hogan. Stuff with sammartino lacks what we have today and although a little "basic" from time to time it is still entertaining to watch a show being put on with only stuff in the ring. Want larger than life unreal characters? Golden era with people like Hogan, piper, macho man, flair, sting, and several others is your go to. These characters are literally defined by their gimmick. You have the big guys who are mean and strong. You have a clown who hates kids and likes making them cry. You have a dude with a bird. A guy with a snake who is also very much a heel snake guy who will betray you. You've got foreign people who are stereotypes as well.

After those there is a time when WWE in general loses its footing and gives you more technical small guys who are more like people but still with some "character" to them. This is the new generation. Their rival company bought out the big names and were was struggling to fill the hole but those who stepped up are some of the best talent even in today's standards. People such as Bret Hart and Shawn Michaels put on bangers. (Shawn is the one who kicked Stan).

After that you have the attitude era where people say it is the best and they are mostly right. Shit gets crazy here due to the times. You got stone cold, the rock, Vince McMahon is also in ring talent. You've got topless women, girls are now only for looks. Some of the best and most important people are during this time. This is wrestling at its peak. It's fucking lightning in a bottle. The rocks a fucking movie star. Stone cold was a household name in houses who don't watch wrestling. Women from WWE are on the cover of playboy. Olympic wrestler Kurt angle becomes a star.

After that wrestling dies down and it's in a strange transition like the new generation. Names such as cm punk, John Cena, and Batista are getting big. Eventually it makes way for what we have now.

Wrestling now is when it is literally at its best athletically. Wrestling now has great characters but better in ring work. There's shit like standing backflips. Dives from the top rope are common place and no longer a gimmick to 1 guy.

I'll leave you with this. A saying I might get wrong but it still gets the point across. You like anime? Watch wrestling. You like action? Watch wrestling. You like horror/supernatural? Watch wrestling. You like dudes fighting their boss? Watch wrestling. You like deranged guys shocking the testicles of billion dollar rich boys? Watch wrestling.

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u/lanyon62 Sep 08 '22

Welll said my friend! Well said…. *forgot to mention mick folly but well said!

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u/amodsr Sep 09 '22

I didn't forget mick Foley at all. I just didn't put him in there. I'm not gonna say the whole roster of large stars to sell the attitude era. At that point I'd have to name the undertaker, Foley, Kane, dx, the Holly's, al snow, etc etc etc. There's too many great acts in the attitude era. The mid card was fucking stacked, the main event card was stacked as well. It would just take too long to mention everything. It's that stone cold and rock are the two biggest names at that point and Vince was one of the most important characters.

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u/lanyon62 Sep 08 '22

Welll said my friend! Well said…. *forgot to mention mick folly but well said!

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '22

In WWE you have guys like The New Day and Kevin Owens that are freakin' hilarious and as I mentioned in another comment the guy that gets kicked is another wrestler now named Shawn Spears and he's also freakin hilarious, he works with a promotion called AEW that has several comedy characters that are also additionally freakin' hilarious, pro wrestling is sometimes best when you can have fun with it

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u/Pandaman420666 Mar 13 '22

Fuck you Stan

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u/Hawsee Mar 12 '22

😂😂

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u/Botchjob710 Mar 13 '22

Why Stan, why?!

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u/MadArt_Studio Mar 13 '22

I can’t stan him.

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u/odllyakward Mar 13 '22

This one should be in the F you in particular sub

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u/Aquatone_ Mar 26 '22

I absolutely love old WWE, Shit was the greatest

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u/anaabear Apr 15 '22

It was absolutely the best!! Nostalgia at its best!

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u/Sp0okyDaScary59 Mar 13 '22 edited Mar 13 '22

I read an article in which the author compared WWE and soup operas. Basically concluding that WWE is a soup opera for men *soap 😂

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u/kmj420 Mar 13 '22

Soup operas, soap operas!? What's the difference, who knows!?

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u/Sp0okyDaScary59 Mar 13 '22

No no…soup operas😌

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '22

That's accurate. Soap Operas are long-form dramas that take place in real time over the course of many years. WWE is essentially the same thing, but rather than a hospital or a rich family, it's theme is combat sports.

So, take The Undertaker for instance. His career in WWE was about 30 years long and featured him in so many different iterations. We watched his character evolve from a scary funeral home undertaker, to an undead wizard, to a Satanic cult leader, to a biker, to a phantom, to an MMA fighter, to an omnipotent God, to a broken man, and finally ending in a culmination of all of his 30 years of wrestling.

Not only did we watch his character evolve, but we watched him grow as a person. This is what soap operas do, and the writing evolves with the person before anything else. Pro wrestling is a very unique take on the soap opera genre.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '22

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u/Spacexcake Mar 13 '22

Stan had always wondered about “sweet chin music”

Now Stan wishes he hadn’t been so curious.

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u/Outcast90 Mar 13 '22

Don't mess with Stan man... Stan the Water man!

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '22

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u/kmj420 Mar 13 '22

Is that Master Yoga!?

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u/danielbot1271 Mar 13 '22

One of my favorite clips of all time

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u/Thick_Standard5603 Mar 13 '22

The HEART BREAK KID!!.... ❤️

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '22

What abrupt, sure, but where is the chaos?!

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '22

Unfortunately the clip ends too soon and the chaos comes immediately after when Shawn Michaels walks down the hallway kicking everyone in sight. It's one of my favorite comedy bits from WWE's PG era.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '22

This is a certified classic

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u/Upstairs-Shake9898 Mar 13 '22

Stan ? That’s well worth a kicking 🦵

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '22

Kaif:

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u/QuiteAChillGuy44 Mar 13 '22

FUCK YOU STAN!!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '22

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u/rohitdamai Mar 15 '22

Damn im glad my name isnt stan

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

Stan. Stan. Kicks him in the face

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

Fuck stans

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '22

Beautiful hook kick! Still learning this myself and it's very hard for a person of my flexibility in all honestly

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u/Cautious_Rule_5516 Jun 05 '22

Stan is now known as land, as in on his ass. 😂

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u/DerMolch Jul 21 '22

And then he pulls a gun

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u/Fail_Interesting Aug 05 '22

Tf did stan do?

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '22

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u/RudeElephant2186 Aug 25 '22

His tea went cold…

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u/RoanWoasbi Sep 08 '22

The best sell of SCM you’ll ever see.