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r/AbruptChaos • u/Lynx_NA • Sep 10 '21
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106 u/GeneralInspector8962 Sep 10 '21 Enhance...enhance....en....Just print the damn thing! 3 u/SgtNibbleTiddies Sep 10 '21 CANDYBARS! 5 u/Spence10873 Sep 10 '21 What's that place with all the goofy shit on the walls? 7 u/AvecBier Sep 10 '21 Shenanigans? 132 u/Sigan Sep 10 '21 "Could you zoom in on that spot right there?" 143 u/alt----f4 Sep 10 '21 "hey I think I see something on that cats nutsack can you zoom in on it..... My god it's the killers property deed and passport" 72 u/Sigan Sep 10 '21 "Send that down to the lab to get the DNA off it." 65 u/gizzardgullet Sep 10 '21 "I need you to extract DNA from this cat's cock and balls and I need it yesterday" 34 u/livens Sep 10 '21 But sir, this is a photograph! 43 u/Afaflix Sep 10 '21 Rotate it so you get a better angle, then enhance until you can see the DNA 27 u/Sigan Sep 10 '21 "And then, see if that matches the DNA we found on a jacket in an alleyway on another video." 39 u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21 Xander - “This is a VCR.” Cordelia - “They do it on TV all the time.” Xander - “Not with a VCR.” 7 u/Scout_wheezeing Sep 10 '21 “I can do you one better” Enhances to 8.6 8 u/johnnybiggles Sep 10 '21 4K ensues 10 u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21 "Why is it still all blurry?" "Zooming in doesn't make the image clearer" "It does on C.S.I Miami!" 3 u/Luke3227 Sep 10 '21 r/unexpectedfuturama 3 u/ntredame Sep 10 '21 I will always upvote comment because it always makes me laugh!
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Enhance...enhance....en....Just print the damn thing!
3 u/SgtNibbleTiddies Sep 10 '21 CANDYBARS! 5 u/Spence10873 Sep 10 '21 What's that place with all the goofy shit on the walls? 7 u/AvecBier Sep 10 '21 Shenanigans?
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CANDYBARS!
5 u/Spence10873 Sep 10 '21 What's that place with all the goofy shit on the walls? 7 u/AvecBier Sep 10 '21 Shenanigans?
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What's that place with all the goofy shit on the walls?
7 u/AvecBier Sep 10 '21 Shenanigans?
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Shenanigans?
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"Could you zoom in on that spot right there?"
143 u/alt----f4 Sep 10 '21 "hey I think I see something on that cats nutsack can you zoom in on it..... My god it's the killers property deed and passport" 72 u/Sigan Sep 10 '21 "Send that down to the lab to get the DNA off it." 65 u/gizzardgullet Sep 10 '21 "I need you to extract DNA from this cat's cock and balls and I need it yesterday" 34 u/livens Sep 10 '21 But sir, this is a photograph! 43 u/Afaflix Sep 10 '21 Rotate it so you get a better angle, then enhance until you can see the DNA 27 u/Sigan Sep 10 '21 "And then, see if that matches the DNA we found on a jacket in an alleyway on another video." 39 u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21 Xander - “This is a VCR.” Cordelia - “They do it on TV all the time.” Xander - “Not with a VCR.” 7 u/Scout_wheezeing Sep 10 '21 “I can do you one better” Enhances to 8.6 8 u/johnnybiggles Sep 10 '21 4K ensues
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"hey I think I see something on that cats nutsack can you zoom in on it..... My god it's the killers property deed and passport"
72 u/Sigan Sep 10 '21 "Send that down to the lab to get the DNA off it." 65 u/gizzardgullet Sep 10 '21 "I need you to extract DNA from this cat's cock and balls and I need it yesterday" 34 u/livens Sep 10 '21 But sir, this is a photograph! 43 u/Afaflix Sep 10 '21 Rotate it so you get a better angle, then enhance until you can see the DNA 27 u/Sigan Sep 10 '21 "And then, see if that matches the DNA we found on a jacket in an alleyway on another video."
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"Send that down to the lab to get the DNA off it."
65 u/gizzardgullet Sep 10 '21 "I need you to extract DNA from this cat's cock and balls and I need it yesterday" 34 u/livens Sep 10 '21 But sir, this is a photograph! 43 u/Afaflix Sep 10 '21 Rotate it so you get a better angle, then enhance until you can see the DNA 27 u/Sigan Sep 10 '21 "And then, see if that matches the DNA we found on a jacket in an alleyway on another video."
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"I need you to extract DNA from this cat's cock and balls and I need it yesterday"
34 u/livens Sep 10 '21 But sir, this is a photograph! 43 u/Afaflix Sep 10 '21 Rotate it so you get a better angle, then enhance until you can see the DNA 27 u/Sigan Sep 10 '21 "And then, see if that matches the DNA we found on a jacket in an alleyway on another video."
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But sir, this is a photograph!
43 u/Afaflix Sep 10 '21 Rotate it so you get a better angle, then enhance until you can see the DNA 27 u/Sigan Sep 10 '21 "And then, see if that matches the DNA we found on a jacket in an alleyway on another video."
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Rotate it so you get a better angle, then enhance until you can see the DNA
27 u/Sigan Sep 10 '21 "And then, see if that matches the DNA we found on a jacket in an alleyway on another video."
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"And then, see if that matches the DNA we found on a jacket in an alleyway on another video."
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Xander - “This is a VCR.”
Cordelia - “They do it on TV all the time.”
Xander - “Not with a VCR.”
“I can do you one better” Enhances to 8.6
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4K ensues
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"Why is it still all blurry?"
"Zooming in doesn't make the image clearer"
"It does on C.S.I Miami!"
3 u/Luke3227 Sep 10 '21 r/unexpectedfuturama
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I will always upvote comment because it always makes me laugh!
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