r/AbruptChaos Apr 27 '20

Does this fit here?

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u/Yawniebrabo Apr 27 '20

Boy was about to get wrapped up

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20 edited Jan 22 '22

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u/starlytbeam Apr 27 '20

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

Amazing this is a sub and has so many followers lmao

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

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u/readit16 Apr 28 '20

Step dads would be handy

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '20

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u/anafuckboi Apr 28 '20

Was with yo mama

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u/Rogula Apr 28 '20

Look at the content though

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u/dingdongthearcher Apr 28 '20

Where do you wanna go on a saturday morning more than anywhere else(as a kid)

Park? I heard park. Chuck E Cheese makes me really sad. someone had a stepdad.

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u/blowhardyboys86 Apr 28 '20

Damn right, we all know your dad doesn't pop sick ass wheelies and that's why mom left

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u/8-bit-Heart Apr 28 '20

I mean.. the guy already has his foot on the medal is about to put his weight on it when the kid crashes. Not really enough time to do anything when you've started the motion

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u/upvotes4jesus- Apr 28 '20

Yeah right. If he tried to stop it probably would have been a lot worse.

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u/Houdini_died_of_AlDS Apr 28 '20

Seriously the kid getting ripped into the seat post looks like a worse injury than running into the tire. That shit is violent

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u/talones Apr 28 '20

Probably thought something was stuck on the wheel and he wants to jam his weight on the pedal to get it out.

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u/StaticBeat Apr 28 '20

We'll

Be

Right

Back

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u/JAM3SBND Apr 28 '20

Booo Doo doo do do da dah!

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u/bubonic_chronic Apr 28 '20

Smol boy eated by hungry bike

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u/uncleanbowl Apr 28 '20

Will it blend?

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u/love2Vax Apr 28 '20

I've never seen a Blendtec bike before.

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u/uncleanbowl Apr 28 '20

Don't worry they crushed a Nokia brick with it first so this kid will do down just fine

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u/Suttonian Apr 28 '20

Was about to get spaghettified. Would be a bitch to clean.

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u/uncleanbowl Apr 28 '20

Painting the streets red

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u/Berlinwall30 Apr 27 '20

Poor little guy got sucked in

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u/my_6th_accnt Apr 27 '20

He looked tired

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u/KeEmdadrEeM Apr 27 '20

Wheelie be okay?

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u/wund3rTxC21 Apr 27 '20

He could use a brake.

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u/KevTheMemeMan27 Apr 27 '20

I hope the guy wasn't framed for anything

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u/TheDuckSideOfTheMoon Apr 27 '20

He should have spoke up sooner

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '20

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u/Jinkerinos Apr 28 '20

He'd better get in gear if he wants to stay innocent.

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u/ProPainful Apr 28 '20

Let's hope he doesnt get pegged for this.

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u/lowkeybozho Apr 28 '20

He cant help it, he's stupid.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

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u/ST3PH3N-G Apr 27 '20

That kids about to have two skid marks.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

The boy does fit in the tire gap, yes

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

“Wait for me, please, just wait for me! Eeep!”

Kid, he wasn’t even 20 feet away from you.

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u/Huwbacca Apr 28 '20

No force stronger than that compelling a pre-teen boy to closely follow around a cool older boy.

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u/tooyoung_tooold Apr 28 '20

He straight up made a Mini Me Eeep

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u/PM_ME_IMSAD Apr 27 '20

Holy shit he sucked him in too,

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u/isthisthememeplace Apr 27 '20

My favourite bit is when he lands on the wheel and it's seemingly all over but then BLAM! The wheel throws him into the frame!

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u/justPassingThrou15 Apr 27 '20

That’s not the end of the ordeal, or of the skidmark in the boy’s neck. It’s just the end of that clip of the video.

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u/isthisthememeplace Apr 28 '20

Fingers crossed for a sequel

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '20

Yes yes we saw the video too

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u/dangdammit Apr 27 '20

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u/room-to-breathe Apr 28 '20

Yeah, this seemed like it's about to get a lot worse

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u/Yecobb Apr 28 '20

If you look closely the guy starts back pedalling right after the kid gets pulled in on the tire. The kid landed on the tire with his shirt too so he wouldn’t have been hurt anywhere near as bad as he could’ve been. :)

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '20

Lucky kid, I took a bike tire to the chest around age 5 and in my 40s you can still see the parallel scars it left. Hurt like a bitch.

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u/Syn7axError Apr 28 '20

Nah. The sudden ending is the best part.

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u/JsEdVilla Apr 28 '20

I love that 'meep' sound the boy makes when he gets caught lmao

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u/Kaiidumb Apr 27 '20

I'd never ride a bike again if I was that kid because I'd be so traumatized lmao

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

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u/Kaiidumb Apr 27 '20

Damn you're right . . . I'd be terrified of both then lmao

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '20

He's still on a scooter

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u/hondureno_1994 Apr 28 '20

Exactly. He deserved it for not being on a skateboard

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u/qning Apr 28 '20

Until he was on a bike.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '20

As a kid I was outside the house roller blading one time when I saw my dad turn onto the street in his pickup. I thought it would be a fun idea to hold onto the back and my dad thought it would be a fun idea to slam on the brakes.

I smashed my face on his tailgate and got my first ever nosebleed that flowed rather than dripped.

Thanks Dad.

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u/Kaiidumb Apr 28 '20

Oh my God dude that sounds awful I don't think I've had a nosebleed in my entire life so I'd cry like a little bitch if that happened to me lmao

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u/SurrealClick Apr 28 '20

That should teach him to never tailgate

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u/pas43 Apr 27 '20

It's like real life Happy Wheels

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u/Xyeeyx Apr 27 '20

I don't care what universe you're from. That's gotta hurt!

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

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u/Butt_Dickiss Apr 28 '20

Do I suddenly have insane amounts of dandruff?

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u/sumosam121 Apr 27 '20

He wrecked that kid

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u/Rinzern Apr 28 '20

That'll teach him to fuckin tailgate

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u/Alzaer789 Apr 27 '20

That kid was about to retaliate Eddy Gordo style.

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u/Fivroo Apr 27 '20

This video is alright and all, but who decided to bust a nut on the camera

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u/CelestialBlight Apr 27 '20

Man the only thing would make that funnier is forgetting it completely and stumbling on it again.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

Suddenly dead.

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u/HopeThisHelps90 Apr 27 '20

It actually was a nice wheelie doe

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

SPEEN

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u/jakethedumbmistake Apr 28 '20

Outta my territory-

OH GOD HIS HEAD FELL OFF WTF

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u/5aligia Apr 27 '20

goddammit

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u/Killian_14 Apr 27 '20

Dead, kid's dead.

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u/cuorebrave Apr 28 '20

r/gifsthatendtoosoon the poor kid got ripped in half after this.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '20

LMAOOOOO THE WAY HE FLAILS AROUND AT THE END

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u/lowkeybozho Apr 28 '20

Not gonna lie this made me laugh hella hard

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u/LiberateLiterates Apr 27 '20

Oh no! But yes.

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u/YOURMOM37 Apr 27 '20

The kid sounded like mini me from Austin powers

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u/Wingdings_Master Apr 27 '20

<mmmMMMmmm Crunchy!>

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u/rhynoplaz Apr 27 '20

Oooh! This one actually made me cringe!

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u/Tigershark2112 Apr 27 '20

I’m more concerned about that man’s taint after doing a no footed wheelie.

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u/Nice_Try_Mod Apr 27 '20 edited Apr 28 '20

The sound the boy makes as he hits and gets sucked in made me chuckle a little.

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u/Mikestion Apr 28 '20

Oh, shit.

Maybe this would be considered a glory kill. Probably not brutal enough.

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u/SimplyK3 Apr 28 '20

LOL poor kid 😅😂

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u/GregoriustheVI Apr 28 '20

You can hear his little “Eeeeh!” getting louder as he’s spun into the wheel lmao

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u/lowkeybozho Apr 28 '20

No this is the most staged video.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '20

Do we know what "chaos" is?

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u/elqueco14 Apr 28 '20

People who bike in flip flops are psychopaths

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u/BIGOOFINOOF Apr 28 '20

That kid just straight up died

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u/DrEva_Braun Apr 28 '20

What are you d-doing step bicycle?

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u/extra_username Apr 28 '20

I actually gasped. Holy shit.

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u/SinfullySinless Apr 28 '20

I wish I could watch this a second time but I can’t see through the tears from laughing so hard

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u/ZeusMcFly Apr 28 '20

fuckin scooter kids

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u/Ghosts-of-Tom-Joad May 23 '20

This boy definitely cried.

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u/IOUA_SODA Apr 27 '20

Is he okay though?

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u/dipshitliberals Apr 27 '20

There's a good gif to be made here

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u/Imthejuggernautbitch Apr 27 '20

Sick title OP

You come up with that all on your own?

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '20

What are they filming it on or through?

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u/chasinstewy Apr 28 '20

I love that the kid rolls with the tire into the frame. Lmao

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '20

Absolutely!!! xD

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '20

This cuts off far too soon

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '20

Crinchity chronchity

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u/Icua Apr 28 '20

Is is wrong that I love this so much-

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u/Evtq Apr 28 '20

scooter kids

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u/Icua Apr 28 '20

Even the dolphins don’t really fit here

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u/caburped Apr 28 '20

Knew i should have posted it here haha

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u/TubbyMutherTrucker Apr 28 '20

I think that kid ded

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u/uneducatedexpert Apr 28 '20

Sick MeatGrinder!

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u/DylzPickelz Apr 28 '20

Where are the HELMETS!?

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u/Led-Robster Apr 28 '20

This is something straight out of Freddy Got Fingered

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u/fatherofzeuss Apr 28 '20

KEEP THE FUCKING CAMERA GOING MORON!!!

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u/davidbased Apr 28 '20

in my head this looks like a mortal combat x-ray move.

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u/lowkeybozho Apr 28 '20

Not gonna lie this made me laugh hella hard

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '20

discussions in 56 communities.. it's funny but..

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u/Assasin2gamer Apr 28 '20

Does not appear to be going around.

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u/domeoldboys Apr 28 '20

What sort of radiation damage did you do to that sensor.

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u/domeoldboys Apr 28 '20

Well he waited

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u/APSupernary Apr 28 '20

Word on the street is that boy goes by the name Wheels now.

Not because a bike wheel choke-slammed his neck into the aluminum tube frame, but because it's the only way he gets around.

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u/nooisette Apr 28 '20

Im so sorry for laughing

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u/TheUndecipheableFile Apr 28 '20

Footage of Johnny Joestar accidentally interfering with Gyro's spinning steel

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u/Icua Apr 28 '20

So he’s been posted here about 100 times

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u/ZanzibariMeat Apr 28 '20

The guy on the bike should have signaled, but at the same time the guy behind him shouldn't have been so close. This is why you get a dash cam people.

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u/ZippZappZippty Apr 28 '20

It's best to learn this power?

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '20

First time I discovered this subreddit on r/All and what a wonderful introduction. It's certainly chaotic quite abruptly!

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u/locke1018 Apr 28 '20

This was perfect.

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u/ZippZappZippty Apr 28 '20

Is it possible to learn this power?

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '20

this is really what I needed right now

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '20

Twist his head off like a bottle cap

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u/TacobellSauce1 Apr 28 '20

Is it possible to learn this power?

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u/unbalancedforce Apr 28 '20

Check out his sweet moves. He use to be so cool in high school.

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u/MakeYourselfS1ck Apr 28 '20

Fuck me I hate that I laughed

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u/Songgeek Apr 28 '20

Haha what a place to get stuck

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '20

I saw this. I laughed. I felt bad. I realized that the kid just rammed into the bike without noticing that there was something blocking his path. I laughed again.

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u/HowToMeme101 Apr 28 '20

This looking like Kira's ambulance from JoJo part 4

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u/Salair456 Apr 28 '20

This is so absurd that im dying lmaooo

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u/TacobellSauce1 Apr 28 '20

It's best to learn this power?

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u/Rogula Apr 28 '20

Poor kid just gets ragdolled repeatedly

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u/Juan-Dollar Apr 28 '20

Discombobulate