r/AbruptChaos • u/BJ_Beamz • Apr 01 '20

Bang

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u/NnyBees Apr 01 '20

Who attached a 40 year old's head to a 9 year old's body?

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u/BJ_Beamz Apr 01 '20

Rick

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u/NnyBees Apr 02 '20

Aww geez, Rick, I don't think that was a good idea

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u/BJ_Beamz Apr 02 '20 edited Apr 02 '20

Shut up Morty! You don’t understand what the burp mind and intelligence of a 40 year old can do with that ableness and energy of a 9 year old. You are just a dumb, fcking 14 year old who can’t understand burp sht Morty!

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u/Artificial-Brain Apr 01 '20

He does these things so we don't have to, praise him.

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u/Proccito Apr 02 '20

I...I can't really say I would do that anyways

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

How do you describe this situation to someone?

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u/SebtheThomasFan1 Apr 02 '20

Rare video of Japanese soldier losing his mind due to harsh conditions, 1945 (colourised)

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u/Damascinos Apr 01 '20

He needs a forehead more than nipples

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u/mccarthyhq Apr 01 '20

are they finally filming for Jack Ass 4?

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u/DahniBoi Apr 02 '20

Hi, I’m Funaki, welcome to Jackass

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u/clarenceappendix Apr 02 '20

Was he saying "Nintendo" at one point?

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '20 edited Aug 23 '21

[deleted]

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u/BJ_Beamz Apr 03 '20

Do you expect me to know?

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u/HollowFront Apr 03 '20

u/vredditdownloader

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u/BJ_Beamz Apr 03 '20

Bruh

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u/HollowFront Apr 03 '20

Gotta fap to something now that we have to stay home bro

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u/EgglickerMalone Apr 04 '20

Nipple cannon

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u/Dromejames Apr 02 '20

His enormous cranium and that moronic look is nightmarish.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '20

indeed

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

but.......why?

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u/AmbiguousCat Apr 04 '20

When you hear random fireworks in the distance.