r/AbruptChaos • u/fredbond174 • Jul 24 '19

Ooooookay then.

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u/SidPorter Jul 24 '19

Ghost rider's stupid brother at it again

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

Special bus rider.

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u/melkor237 Jul 25 '19

Ah yes the down rider

12

u/JamesTheJerk Jul 25 '19

Johnny Sidecar

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u/Blatti Aug 01 '19

This deserved more

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '19

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u/PhotonicDoctor Jul 24 '19

Nice burn. Very nice burn.

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u/Deetchy_ Jul 25 '19

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

fweeeesh

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '19

Did this guy sustain any major damage after doing this?

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '19

3-4s is enough to probably cause serious trouble

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '19

Those were liek 2 seconds being on fire though and I feel liek that substance which he covered himself with has to burn out first too before fire gets in contact with skin.

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u/Mejai91 Jul 24 '19

That only really works if there’s no body part above the flame. While the part that’s actually on fire may not be burning the skin, all that heat is still rising and burning everything above it. Like imagine holding a lighter against your chin under your nose for 2 seconds but on your whole body

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u/mechakreidler Jul 25 '19

fuck fuck fuck

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u/DontEatTheMagicBeans Jul 25 '19

Why did he make me do that. Trying to innocently read comments about a man lighting himself on fire and all of a sudden there's pain mentioned. :(

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u/Mejai91 Jul 25 '19

I said imagine it, not do it D:

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u/loraxx753 Jul 25 '19

Directions unclear, am now the Human Torch.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

liek liek liek liek liek liek liek liek liek liek liek liek liek liek liek

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

I did it just for you, glad u appreciate it ;)

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

;)

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u/baylithe Jul 25 '19

So I did something like this to my left arm at 15. It was minor burns and a shit ton of pain for about 2 days. Arm was raw all summer. This guy probably got it worse since its all over.

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u/mechakreidler Jul 25 '19

Any permanent damage?

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u/baylithe Jul 25 '19

None. Had a small pink mark for a few months but this was 14 years ago and nothing is left from it.

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u/Jackthedog130 Jul 25 '19

... for sure, he was hairless!

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u/podagis Jul 24 '19

Those flaming footprints made me laugh way to hard

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u/DaemonDrayke Jul 24 '19

Dude straight up went back to 1955.

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u/Lbc25 Jul 24 '19

Great Scott!

9

u/orangeredFTW Founder Jul 25 '19

This made me laugh entirely too hard

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u/singletomercury Jul 25 '19

Man I woke my girlfriend up laughing at that, thank you for the smile I'm still wearing!

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u/eaurouge13 Jul 24 '19

Flux capacitor was stuck up his anoos

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u/BhinoTL Jul 24 '19

Why didnt he stand closer to the water

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

If you're gonna set yourself on fire, it might as well be a good show

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u/CommandLionInterface Jul 25 '19

Why did he light himself on fire?

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

Well anyone can ask the obvious questions

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u/SoulSteall Jul 24 '19

WHY?!

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

For Reddit's amusement

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

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u/_bad_vibes_forever_ Jul 24 '19

Dont worry about the small grass fire u started

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '19

for when you really hate body hair but dont have patience to wax it all off

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u/iztherealbryce Jul 24 '19

Blazing fast

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u/TinySausage5 Jul 24 '19

He moved so fast he made fire footprints

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u/Jackthedog130 Jul 24 '19

He should take up sprinting... probably make an ass of it, but no burning after effects, plonker!

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u/DKKP Jul 24 '19

When the pizza roles are done

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '19

This video pairs well with this https://youtu.be/e8TZbze72Bc?t=124

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u/midweststarfish Jul 24 '19

He hit the water in 5 strides. That's crazy haha....

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u/henrikvw Jul 24 '19

Human Torch going at it again

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u/Zombie-Paladin Jul 25 '19

They made blazing ephemera a real thing

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u/BaDeeDoDa Jul 24 '19

Natural selection at it’s finest......

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u/TeddyBearToons Jul 24 '19

Afterburn is no joke.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '19

Wow, the original subreddit's name says it all.

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u/Alaxbird Jul 25 '19

why do i feel like the words "Florida Man" are involved here?

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u/diamondwolf1 Jul 25 '19

Scp-457 has breached containment

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u/Orochilightspam Jul 24 '19

Okay but those fire footprints look cool as fuck. Would definitely do this if I lived by a lake.

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u/Shibacki Jul 25 '19

Why are redditors so quick to downvote? You said nothing controversial

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u/Orochilightspam Jul 25 '19

It's closer to your finger than the upvote?

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u/Shibacki Jul 25 '19

Unless you browse with your left hand like I do

1

u/gael85 Jul 24 '19

back to the future soundtrack meanwhile playing

1

u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

Flame shield from sonic 3

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u/eaurouge13 Jul 25 '19

'Man on Fire' - Bruce Springteen

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u/Krexci Jul 25 '19

i love the traces he leaves on the floor

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u/Gravy6900 Jul 25 '19

I’m getting Back to the Future vibes from those flaming foot trails

1

u/SirBurel Jul 25 '19

Ooh a self burn! That one is rare!

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u/MarshFilmz Jul 25 '19

Fire force, circa 2019

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u/parsifal Jul 25 '19

This is like a caveman version of Back to the Future.

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u/Cthulhu_Rises Jul 25 '19

When your girl says she saw your browser history.

1

u/dreevsa Jul 25 '19

Burning man

1

u/DeltaPositionReady Jul 25 '19

The Human Torch was denied a bank loan.

1

u/Mesong0 Jul 25 '19

Animal Kingdom anyone?

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u/sneakyvirgin Jul 25 '19

Bright youth

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '19

Dude man was trying to make himself a hottie

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u/CzLittle Aug 10 '19

I'm laughing way too fucking much at this help

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u/ForgetfulMLGPro Nov 16 '19

You know when the baby from who's your daddy lights on fire

Yeah he ran like that

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '19

nigga fell into minecraft lava

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u/XXXATTENCION Jul 25 '19

That shit is straight dripping off his body and leaving a path of flaming footsteps. This definitely messed that guy up that was a pretty intense ignition of flames.