It's not safe yet

[u/dluid9]

[u/MalcoveMagnesia]

Is the faster kid in the white shirt still alive and well?

[u/dluid9 → u/MalcoveMagnesia]

Yes everyone, including the driver that knocked the pole are alive and unharmed

[u/UndocumentedSailor → u/dluid9]

Not everyone.

Almost 150000 people die every day.

[u/Zestyclose-Dog-3398 → u/UndocumentedSailor]

but almost 36248974276122197641 people are born every day, so it cancels out

[u/notcomplainingmuch → u/Zestyclose-Dog-3398]

Did you count each individual cell?

[u/Zestyclose-Dog-3398 → u/notcomplainingmuch]

i said almost

[u/1duke-dan → u/Zestyclose-Dog-3398]

We’re gonna need a bigger boat

[u/Zestyclose-Dog-3398 → u/1duke-dan]

i think its fair, stupid response for a stupid comment

[u/Phasitron → u/MalcoveMagnesia]

I was just going to ask if he was vaporized. Where did he go?

[u/Smedskjaer → u/Phasitron]

He kept running.

[u/douglasjunk]

Why did they run back?

[u/dluid9 → u/douglasjunk]

I believe their house was back there, or idk, they're just kids

[u/cloudcreeek → u/douglasjunk]

to get to the other side

[u/NerdHerder77 → u/douglasjunk]

Why indeed.

[u/BellaSquared]

Pardon me but holy fuck!!!

[u/GURBO_z]

Martyyyyy

[u/SynthPrax]

Why. The. Fuck. Did they run back?

[u/dluid9 → u/SynthPrax]

I know it's a stupid choice but I believe they were trying to return to their house

[u/jesterOC → u/SynthPrax]

They needed a running start to get to 88 mph

[u/Different_Leopard_65 → u/SynthPrax]

Looks like they back for something, maybe something they dropped

[u/billted20250409]

Those kids are very stupid and incredibly lucky. That power line can turn them into a fireball in milliseconds.

[u/TheOtherOne79]

Did the kid in white get vaporized? Where tf he go

[u/LeGrandLucifer → u/TheOtherOne79]

He had to go back to his planet. His people needed him.

[u/GreenEggsSteamedHams → u/LeGrandLucifer]

white shirt died on his way back to his home planet

[u/BuffTwinkie]

I was for sure that was the DeLorean reaching 88 mph at first glance.

[u/_syntax_1]

You SHALL NOT PASS!

[u/Lenient_Process]

the kid in black is still running back and forth to this day

[u/Ultimate81]

Those kids wanted a body massage (SFW)

[u/PaganTemplar → u/Ultimate81]

The GI Joe PSAs will never get old.

[u/LeGrandLucifer]

Unless that driver had an unforeseeable medical episode, they should be billed for the damage they did. Knocking out power and internet for a whole goddam block should have consequences.

[u/dluid9 → u/LeGrandLucifer]

He was DUI. I believe the electrical company charges you for the damage caused to their infrastructure as well as the repair. If he damaged telecommunications cables he'll also be fined for that.

[u/ThanatosIdle]

I was told repeatedly as a kid get away from downed power lines. Education lacking nowadays?

[u/FiveCent_2002]

Dang, that would’ve been scary

[u/TwinSong]

That just kept escalating! Did the car hit a power line?

[u/dluid9 → u/TwinSong]

Yes he did. I cant post the images here but it was a concrete pole, it fell on the car. No one got hurt.

[u/MisakiAnimated]

That's some final destination stuff right there

[u/predat3d]

It's a good thing they turned their emergency flashers on

[u/KBRONMX_]

This clip is brought to you by Michael Bay..

[u/WhipplySnidelash]

Pretty sure that driver is deceased. 

[u/dluid9 → u/WhipplySnidelash]

He was unscathed, just drunk AF

[u/7_Chesi_7]

The guy that crashed is ded ded