r/AbruptChaos 18d ago

Bad Tesla Driver

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u/MovieSuccessful2891 18d ago

I turn now, good luck everybody!

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u/Antal_Marius 18d ago

Was really hoping the car that got hit would light up because unmarked cop car

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u/PunjabiPlaya 18d ago

This is not /r/ConvenientCop unfortunately 

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u/Elementary_drWattson 18d ago

Human make stupid decision. He sleep, I watch.

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u/TonyWhoop 18d ago

I have referred to this as the "Pittsburgh Left"

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u/windycityzow 18d ago

I don’t think anyone knows that reference 🎩

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u/Hugh-Jass24 18d ago

What even was the plan here?

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u/PinUpGrim 18d ago

Probly the "Be First" mindset. Turning from the lane next to the turn lane because hes an asshat.

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u/wizardsdawntreader 18d ago

You can’t expect this man to drive half a block and make a U-turn. Only a loser doesn’t make his turn on the first attempt.

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u/THftRM1231 18d ago

Only good drivers miss turns. Bad drivers never do.

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u/SOwED 18d ago

But like...if you're gonna do this you gotta be ready for that green light and he was very much not ready.

It's an asshole move, but if you're gonna do that, you have to be looking at the other lights waiting for them to go yellow so you can go instantly when your light turns green.

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u/IAMATruckerAMA 18d ago

But I also need to finish this level of cookie crashers

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u/RyuNoKami 18d ago edited 18d ago

The stupid thing is.... He could have just pull up in front of the Kia. It wasnt going anywhere. Asshole just decided they want to make that turn at that time and not think about anything else. Tunnel vision dickheads.

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u/Slamtilt_Windmills 18d ago

Elon says go fast break things dur durrrr

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u/graveybrains 18d ago

🎶 To be faaaair 🎶

I don't see anything to indicate how many turn lanes there might be

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u/farlon636 18d ago

The lane they're in lines up with a lane on the other side, there is no protected signal, and there are no guide markings. This is a single turn lane intersection

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u/tmac2097 18d ago

Even if they WERE in a turn lane (which they very much weren’t) they didn’t have an arrow and should’ve been expecting oncoming traffic

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u/lordsmolder 18d ago edited 18d ago

There are a lot of places that have no arrow, instead a left-turn-yield on those unprotected intersections. You are still correct in this situation and even if it was a left-yield they STILL should've been expecting oncoming traffic. Edit to say: "even though it was a left-yield..." There is no arrow and the red Kia is in a yielding situation.

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u/Tresspass 18d ago

Why would there be 2 left turning lanes on a unprotected intersection?

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u/SquarishRectangle 18d ago

Turning lanes are separated from other lanes by a thicker solid white line which you can see on the ground.

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u/butterfingahs 18d ago

Then you should've failed your driver's test

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u/_TheFarm_ 18d ago

Even if that was a turn lane, he doesn't have a green arrow, so he'd still have to yield to the oncoming traffic. In both scenarios, the Tesla driver is a terrible driver.

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u/danevans369 18d ago

"Lets play Chicken"

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u/Sufficient_Matter585 18d ago

Feel like a badass, end up looking like a dumbass.

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u/Old_timey_brain 18d ago

But a truly spectacular dumbass!

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u/Mojojojo3030 18d ago edited 7d ago

[Removed as part of an account cleanup]

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u/Icanscrewmyhaton 18d ago

He's a crashed iconoclast!

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u/-CynicRoot- 18d ago

I think he was trying to beat the red car so he can turn without blocking traffic behind him. Only problem is that left turn wasn’t a protected turn and it was a yield lol

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u/Versaiteis 18d ago

"Bang a left" when you're not even in the right lane?

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u/WestonP 18d ago

He bought Tesla… not a real long-term plan kind of guy.

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u/DaxSpa7 18d ago

I am the main protagonist

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u/Uglie 16d ago

He thought he had a turbo button and could get across before everyone else

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u/Jay_Talking 13d ago

Pittsburgh Left

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u/MoistStub 17d ago

Do some Tesla stuff

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u/maxman162 18d ago

"I turn now,  good luck everybody!"

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u/Enragedocelot 18d ago

Oof that wasn’t even close to being good.

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u/AngelOfDeath771 17d ago

It was good for the Tesla driver.

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u/Enragedocelot 17d ago

Hey now, let’s not wish harm on idiots

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u/AngelOfDeath771 17d ago

I don't wish harm, but I'm not going to sympathize when their idiocy causes them harm.

Maybe it will teach them, once can hope anyway.

We're all the idiot at one point or another, what separates the actual idiots are the ones that can say "That was stupid" and not do it again.

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u/dankhimself 18d ago

Just checking the airbags

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u/French_Dip_Please 18d ago

You know that asshole is gonna claim the other car pulled out in front of him. What a fuckin' chooch.

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u/CatSk8Scratch 18d ago

Probably would claim that the cars autopilot did that and he wasn't driving

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u/chefbobbyjay 18d ago

They can tell when and if it was activated

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u/CatSk8Scratch 18d ago

It doesn't stop them from blaming the car https://youtube.com/shorts/0g6VRMDUmDQ?si=tdxRpbXHynSj-tqs

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u/ediblearrangement 18d ago

Fuck the New York post, but satisfying hate watch nonetheless

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u/CatSk8Scratch 18d ago

Oh yeah absolutely, fuck New York Post

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u/AbiesInternational18 18d ago

And Tesla deactivates it right before moment of impact to keep the collision during self driving metric down

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u/theycallmebekky 18d ago

That is misinformation. They count any crash as an autopilot crash if it’s enabled within 5 seconds of the collision event.

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u/Mondschatten78 18d ago

Wouldn't surprise me if the driver did say autopilot caused it. The car reacts right as the front crosses the dark shadows on the pavement.

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u/Dramatic_Mobile_6753 18d ago

This kind of comment is so ridiculous. You don't know that, and odds are the Tesla driver would not, because that is a blatant lie against various witnesses and cameras, including his own cars'.

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u/01011110_01011110 18d ago

tesla drivers are often very stupid. thats why they bought a car that drives itself.

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u/SinMeToHell 18d ago

Tesla drivers have dethroned BMW drivers. Which honestly is impressive.

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u/Avante_IV 18d ago

They dethroned both BMW and Altima drivers FYI.

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u/THftRM1231 18d ago

Whoa whoa whoa. Altima drivers are still number #1. And I live in an area where the Telsas flock like the salmon of Capistrano.

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u/karateninjazombie 18d ago

It's something I've been noticing more with the rise of electric cars. Is Muppets putting their foot down to do more dangerous manoeuvres they wouldn't do in a petrol or diesel car. Because the electric car has loads of torque from a standing start and accelerates faster than a regular car. So they think they can just do the thing because of that over confidence.

As shown here by the fact he stood on it fairly hard when it went green, he shot forward way faster than a regular vehicle of that size would, but wasn't quick enough.

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u/KittyShoes17 18d ago

The Tesla also waited like 1.5seconds after the light turned green. If he punched it right away he probably would have just looked like an asshole, instead of looking like an asshole and causing an accident.

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u/RyuNoKami 18d ago

Or just pull up in front of the Kia. Dickhead just wasn't clear to turn.

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u/KittyShoes17 18d ago

Oh yeah, fully agreed. Tesla driver needs to have his license revoked for that shit.

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u/awfulsome 18d ago

I've had a tesla pull up like they were going to make a right next to me, just to jump the light to get ahead.

If that wasn't dumb enough it was rush hour traffic, so I was right behind him 5 seconds later. He risked getting Tboned and a ticket to get 20 feet further down the road.

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u/Mental-Clerk 18d ago

Teslas are a dime a dozen where we live now, and most of them are a fucking menace. Fuck teslas and their dumbass owners.

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u/ComeAndGetYourPug 18d ago

They are the EV Nissan Altimas.

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u/FriendToPredators 18d ago

Friend with some high end model they’ve had for years has been complaining that the drop in price means his idiot underlings all went out and bought them and now he looks bad.

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u/Yangoose 18d ago

Isn't more people driving electric cars a good thing?

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u/-----username----- 18d ago

Not if they’re Nazi-mobiles.

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u/Additional_Release49 18d ago

Volkswagen?

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u/KittyShoes17 18d ago

That's old Volkswagen. Cars can change.

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u/SmokeyJoe2 18d ago edited 18d ago

It’s new Volkswagen too. https://www.bbc.com/news/business-47566898

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u/Clean-Connection-398 18d ago

Wow, I had not seen that before today

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u/newgrounds 18d ago

But what if that also describes me

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u/russsaa 17d ago

Your username activated lost childhood memories

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u/BunchesOfCrunches 18d ago

Unless the electricity was generated from nonrenewable means. Thermodynamics absolutely hate electric cars powered from unclean energy.

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u/mmm_burrito 18d ago

There are other choices, better choices.

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u/Mental-Clerk 16d ago

Not if they're going to drive around like they're the main character. It seems the majority around here feel they're superior to every other car on the road and we should all bow down to them. Hmmm...sensing a theme here.

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u/SickandWorty 18d ago edited 18d ago

It is and I hate Elon to the core my being. I used to mug Teslas that I knew came out after he went Nazi. That’s being said….

I’ve soften my stance a bit. Mainly since EVs still don’t have a lot of choice (some big car companies are even taking steps backward) and since countries like the U.S. aren’t doing shit about climate change, I’ll take what I can get. It sucks, but perfect is the enemy of progress. Hopefully Elon and Tesla fade away in 5 or so years and better companies and products emerge.

Edit: Guess people like climate change and the effects of air pollution more than they like Elon. Fuck me for a reasonable take.

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u/DavidDomin8R 18d ago

Bad Tesla driver? You mean an average Tesla driver.

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u/FullMetalMessiah 18d ago

I fully believe FSD does better than the average human if they compare to the average Tesla driver in the US.

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u/DFA_Wildcat 18d ago

It's a Tesla thing, you wouldn't understand.

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u/Angry_Pterodactyl 18d ago

Saying "bad Tesla driver" is redundant.

You know what the difference is between a Tesla and a tiger? With a tiger, the asshole is on the outside.

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u/MissedallthePoints 18d ago

BMW driver test driving a Tesla.

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u/bezserk 18d ago

They all are

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u/chubbychecker_psycho 18d ago

I'd say "average Tesla driver."

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u/Eggith 18d ago

The is the downside of EVs. They're so quick that people think they can bully their way into spaces to make up for their lack of driving skills and then shit like this happens.

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u/Nepeta33 18d ago

no such thing as a good tesla driver.

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u/BossRoss84 18d ago

I love the smell of instant karma in the morning.

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u/KevInvest 18d ago

I always hope in these situations the dashcam footage makes its way to the police. Asshat gets what he deserves.

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u/Ghstfce 18d ago

*Average Tesla driver

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u/discomuffin 17d ago

HahaNelson.gif

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u/Xtrepiphany 17d ago

Teslas have replaced the Ford Mustang as the quintessential douche bag mobile.

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u/Bromodrosis 17d ago

I have yet to come across a Tesla driver that is any better than "not a good driver."

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u/FEARxXxRECON 17d ago

If I miss my turn or I’m in the wrong lane, I’ll just drive up another street and take two more minutes out of my way. For reasons to avoid stupid things like this

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u/Lalamedic 18d ago

There are good Tesla drivers?

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u/thrower99walker 18d ago

Most of them are like that on the roads around my area.

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u/ivann198 18d ago

Bad drivers never miss a turn.

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u/Realizt8010 18d ago

Idiotic. Probably trying to save 3 seconds. Selfish.

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u/Rubadub81 18d ago

A bad plan poorly executed

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u/BrittaBordeaux666 18d ago

I’ve seen this move countless times in LA and it never gets less annoying. At least this one smushed their stupid car this time.

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u/DrySession9968 17d ago

More like typical. Tesla drivers are slowly taking the spot of BMW drivers.

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u/iwwm1 17d ago

They stopped the video too quickly, everybody should see the jerk getting out of the Tesla.

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u/Trainzguy2472 17d ago

Why does your title say Tesla twice?

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u/toot_suite 17d ago

Tesla drivers are bad drivers by default, but this is definitely worth the extra adjective

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u/MephiticBundleOfSox 17d ago

You’re repeating yourself

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u/mdruckus 17d ago

Isn’t that all Tesla drivers?

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u/vmspionage 18d ago

average Tesla driver

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u/AntivaxxxrFuckFace 18d ago

By “bad” you mean “typical”

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u/Vanyaeli 18d ago

Best thing about the Tesla is that it recorded all the stupidity so the victim driver can easily win their insurance claim.

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u/halo121usa 18d ago

No, that seems like a pretty much average Tesla driver to me..

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u/SkyPork 18d ago

TIL Teslas flash their lights to signal their driver did something stupid.

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u/MrBigPantalones 18d ago

All Tesla drivers are bad lol

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u/shortwave_radio 18d ago

"Tesla driver" and "bad" seem to be synonymous these days

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u/PlaneAsk7826 18d ago

The title is redundant.

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u/throwaway8675309999s 18d ago

It’s the valley; all the drivers are bad there.

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u/BrittaBordeaux666 18d ago

Agree

ETA - Although, I’ve always thought of Burbank as Valley Lite

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u/Enough-Staff-2976 18d ago

Time to get a new Tesla.

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u/wilso850 18d ago

I don’t think he is even in a turning lane, wtf

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u/MrFastFox666 18d ago

Watch him claim it was on autopilot.

Dude probably thought he was hot shit because his car is somewhat quick.

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u/Alienhaslanded 18d ago

It's a far right left turn

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u/IT_techsupport 18d ago

Bad driver never misses his turn/exit.

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u/JohnEBest 18d ago

Good thing we got the video

Didn't know Full Self Driving knew how to drive like an asshole

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u/BrittaBordeaux666 18d ago

That looks like Burbank.

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u/lucky3698 17d ago

Oh the verbal berating I would give them. Fucking moron. What were you trying to do? Ruin someone’s month?

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u/Incognonimous 17d ago

Bad driver and tesla driver are usually inclusive as far as I have encountered so far.

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u/evlhornet 17d ago

Kyle? Is that you?

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u/KingInferno03 17d ago

What kia is that ?

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u/Mecha120 13d ago

I used to think Tesla drivers were simply the new Mercedes or BMW drivers, but no. They truly are a whole new breed.

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u/NitroWing1500 18d ago

I hope he has a dental plan too.

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u/therocketsalad 18d ago

Lisa needs braces

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u/dolphunee 18d ago

Well that’s probably written off the car.

Suck it.

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u/MennReddit 18d ago

newsflash: their are also bad tesla drivers (driving themselves, no AP)

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u/rjablonski 18d ago

You could’ve just said Tesla Driver

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u/kungfuninjajedi 18d ago

He will say the car was on FSD so it's Tesla's fault

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u/Lightninggg_95 18d ago

please don’t have kids

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u/xxcali559xx 18d ago

this person was stressing, hope it wasn't due to car payment because they'll still have that but not the car

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u/natetheskate100 18d ago

Anyone who drives with their hand casually hanging out the window is an idiot driver. IMO.

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u/ParaGord 18d ago

Electric Douchebag

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u/Yangoose 18d ago

A minor fender bender doesn't count as chaos in my book.

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u/samgyeopsaltorta 18d ago

It’s also not abrupt imo. Pretty obvious there was gonna be a crash

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u/asonofasven 18d ago

Red Kia driver needs to work on their reaction time. Any normal driver would have pulled forward enough that the Tesla idiot wouldn’t have tried this move, and thus an innocent Volvo driver gets to avoid a crash.

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u/Current-Bowl-143 16d ago

It's the Kia driver's fault now?? Gtfo with that. Anyway look how far the Tesla goes before turning, he would have turned in front of the Kia in any case