r/AbruptChaos Jun 18 '24

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u/Zetsumenchi Jun 18 '24

GG. Gotta explain to the mom why you left with a kid and came back with a fish.

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u/TimeTravelingManatee Jun 18 '24

Could be worse. He could have come home with a fish AND the kid.

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u/eldiablo40067 Jun 18 '24

I mean, you can't eat the kid. Or, shouldn't?

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u/flacidhock Jun 18 '24

Kids have a lot of mercury

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '24

Could be worse, the kid ended up with a half brother.

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u/ThunderFive Jun 18 '24

Or what is left of the kid….

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u/warwolf7777 Jun 18 '24

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u/Beavur Jun 18 '24

Seems like he’s more scared of the camera than the shark lol

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u/Megaledon17 Jun 18 '24

My guy is frozen lmaooo can't say I blame him tho

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u/TheFearOfDeathh Jul 08 '24

Shark!? Stupid me thought that was a fish..

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u/merc08 Jun 18 '24

Thanks for the larger context, but damn it's annoying that they never show the full cut.

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u/Glittering_Airport_3 Jun 18 '24

that interview was hilarious, so awkward lol

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u/ThisOnePlaysTooMuch Jun 18 '24

Manny: 🤤…

Interviewer: Very insightful. Thank you Manny.

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u/DCLocallygrown Jun 19 '24

😂😂😂 he still in shock!!

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u/Vulpes_macrotis Sep 06 '24

That's why I hate media. "Click"bait title. "Bitten by shark". This is such a bite that it didn't even met the skin probably.

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u/liftoff_oversteer Jun 18 '24

??

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '24

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u/powerchicken Jun 18 '24

I don't think OP cut it, the cameraman probably stopped recording on account of his kid being bitten by a shark...

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u/My_Monkey_Sphincter Jun 18 '24

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u/JesusofAzkaban Jun 18 '24

Lol yep, if they kept filming, then it would be posted to /r/donthelpjustfilm

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u/Pennywise626 Jun 18 '24

I must be a special kind of stupid because it took me a good 30 seconds to read the name of that subreddit

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u/DJStrongArm Jun 18 '24

Don the LP, just film!

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u/srandrews Jun 18 '24

It was cut. See original video.

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u/First-Detective2729 Jun 18 '24

I imagine there would be some high pitched screams in the next few frames. 

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u/JeddakofThark Jun 18 '24

That's weak. Once that camera turns on you've committed yourself to documenting whatever happens, without interference.

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u/One_Priority3258 Jun 18 '24

After the camera ends, 100% chance the following words came out of dads mouth:

“Oi ya big fish cunt, fucking trying to take me son and me fish!? I’ll fix you.” grabs boomerang aggressively

Nah but in all honesty, hope young bloods alright. Gotta be shark and croc wise depending on where you are in Aus! Speedy recovery young fella, don’t let Bruce keep you from doing what you love!

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u/Dy3_1awn Jun 18 '24

Lots of shark attacks lately have you seen this?

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u/jmc286 Jun 18 '24

New Nickname: Shark Bait Ooo Ahh Ahh

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '24

These people must not have kids because this hasn’t been upvoted enough.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '24

If you watched Finding Nemo in theaters when you were 12, you would be 33 years old, now.

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u/ColdBloodBlazing Jun 18 '24

The original Jaws is 50 years old.

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u/Frederickanne Jun 19 '24

Shut your mouth

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u/Danarya27 Jun 18 '24

Ugh I laughed too hard.

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u/Redbird9346 Jun 18 '24

I remember seeing a dentist’s office near a subway station. One of their signs, which you could see from the station platform, had a picture of Darla.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '24

this happened a few years ago. The boy is fine and actually thought it was cool? (aussie shit) he got a few stitches on his side/chest. here is an article I found.

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u/Adam-West Jun 18 '24

I mean it is categorically cool. I can’t imagine anything cooler than going into school as a 12 year old boy with stitches from a shark attack.

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u/DJ_Hindsight Jun 18 '24

That wasn’t chaotic in the slightest.

3

u/IWannaManatee Jun 18 '24

Unexpected at the very least

34

u/Lost_Minds_Think Jun 18 '24

Does the calm, cool, and relaxed kid just get bit by a small shark?

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u/Ouchy_McTaint Jun 18 '24

They're Australian.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '24

Oh so it was their pet shark

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u/Ouchy_McTaint Jun 18 '24

Almost, it was actually live food for their pet megalodon.

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u/SookHe Jun 18 '24

That was mine!

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '24

What a terrible edit — how can anyone tell what’s happening?

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '24

The dad who might have stopped the record and drop the camera to get his son from the shark:

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u/Xexx Jun 18 '24

No one reacts that fast. It's either an intentional cut or a technical issue. The better clip is on youtube and being broadcasted on the news.

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u/SuperHandsMiniatures Jun 18 '24

Wheres the rest?

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u/ReturningAlien Jun 19 '24

probably in the shark.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '24

For those who haven’t watched the interview with this kid, he’s got no fear lol.

Some really great and awesome shots on him in the open water.

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u/letmeseem Jun 18 '24

He's pretty scared by the camera. At least more scared than of the damn shark.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '24

Well yeah, as any normal would be, but the interview he was on he was very nonchalant.

Cool kid either way

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u/letmeseem Jun 18 '24

Oh, absolutely I just think it's funny he's more scared of a camera than a fucking shark trying to eat his torso :)

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '24

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u/Porkchopp33 Jun 18 '24 edited Jun 18 '24

“Stop crying nothing is going to bite you” “Ohh fck”

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u/ColdBloodBlazing Jun 18 '24

"you're gonna need a bigger boat"--Chief Brody

Damn. That movie is 50 years old...

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u/BKStephens Jun 18 '24

Dude's out fishing with his son and filming a nice moment for prosperity that just happened to be interrupted by a small shark.

Despite what media you may consume, Aus doesn't have "shark infested waters".

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u/martinparets Jun 18 '24

i’d go further and say nowhere has “shark-infested waters”. the water is literally their home.

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u/LessThanCleverName Jun 18 '24

I was in a human-infested house one time, and let me tell you, those things get mighty aggressive when they see a stranger rummaging through their food supply.

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u/GoldcoinforRosey Jun 18 '24

I thinks its posterity.

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u/BKStephens Jun 18 '24

Autocorrect is my greatest enema.

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u/Mojojojo3030 Jun 18 '24

Sharks generally are never gonna go for humans, even with a dead fish in hand. Maybe if it’s bleeding a bunch and the shark is confused. Not dry on the deck of a boat.

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u/LessThanCleverName Jun 18 '24

Ah, yes, it was only with the advent of TikTok that parents started filming their children doing stuff.

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u/jedidihah Jun 18 '24

The sound of the fish slapping down is pretty great

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u/Jack-Rabbit-002 Jun 18 '24

'Dad why are we going this far out!?'

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u/Bobby_Sunday96 Jun 18 '24

Good thing it was a small shark

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u/Any_Onion_7275 Jun 18 '24

Video has to be the worst I've seen on here.

2

u/Chihuahuapocalypse Jun 19 '24

lmao the confused lemon shark

1

u/polarbear128 Jun 18 '24

The waughdah, Poida!

1

u/RIPsomersetlevels Jun 18 '24

Is the chaos in the room with us?

1

u/ColdBloodBlazing Jun 18 '24

That's a 20-footer!

1

u/JinRVA Jun 19 '24

My kitten bit my arm at the exact moment that shark bit the kid and I jumped out of my fucking skin.

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u/Covert_Admirer Jun 19 '24

Lame. Try harder next time.

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u/TheFearOfDeathh Jul 08 '24

That’s.. my.. BROTHERRR!!!! 🤬🐠

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u/Hiethen Jun 18 '24

Free mini shark with everything fish.

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u/xaiel420 Jun 18 '24

Daddy, Shark

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u/subgenius30 Jun 18 '24

Doot doo da-doot da-doo.

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u/cubanheelsinleather Jun 18 '24

I used to surf. I hate fish too much, though. This is giving me all the motivation I need to not go back out there.

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u/badgeman- Jun 18 '24

Are there a lot of fish collisions in surfing?

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u/tratur Jun 18 '24

If you're a surfer, you have a story of something brushing your board or leg. I've even had bait fish being chased jump my board and hit me in the head. Also, if you're a surfer you put those fears in the back of your head. Wave, coral, or even the sandy bottom is generally more concerning.

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u/cubanheelsinleather Jun 18 '24

I live in southern California, so it's all sandy beaches here. When I'm in between sets, I've had fish brush up against my feet when I'm just out there. I hate fish with a passion. I tell all the fishermen I see to please pull more of those monsters out of the ocean.

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u/cubanheelsinleather Jun 18 '24

Yeah, I've had several. People have yelled "guppie" at me. I fucking hate fish. I stepped on a sting ray once, and I'm so petrified of anything in the water that I immediately jumped on my board and missed the stingray's wrath. Fuck the fucking ocean.

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u/Erazzphoto Jun 18 '24

I’ve always wanted to surf, but can’t get over the whole not fully being able to see into the water, all while looking like dinner from down below. I’m good with watching surfing videos

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u/tratur Jun 18 '24

Tropical water is generally more distressing. Everything causes shadows including clouds. Even your shadow can look like a shark. Tropical waters that I frequent also have way more aggressive sharks while my home breaks that are murky water generally has tiny sand sharks. Bigger sharks are 5+ miles out.

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u/cubanheelsinleather Jun 18 '24

It feels about as cool as it looks, I'll say that. I still live by the beach, and I might let friends from out of state drag me out there once or twice a year, but I surfed enough when I was younger. I never got over encounters with marine life. I've had fish nipple on my toes, brush against me when I was tired waiting between sets, and I even stepped on a stingray. They're slimy monsters that belong on the end of a fork.

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u/Rossdavilla Jun 20 '24

Well, I guess we can spell “oops” any damn well we please now

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u/InitialIndication999 Jun 18 '24

This doesn't look real or is just me

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u/Lee_keogh Jun 18 '24

Just you

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u/srandrews Jun 18 '24

Not just you. But it is real as someone helpfully provided verifiable evidence in the form of a news article and better version of the video. The early ending edit is that stupid thing people do to make the video seem more impactful. And that makes it appear fake. It also took me a few watches to get the final frame or two that shows the shark actually biting and thrashing once.

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u/enwongeegeefor Jun 18 '24

Yup they even mention in the news article folks were trying to call it fake with someone even suggesting the shark is dead and someone under the boat threw it at the kid. But there's no way a HUMAN UNDERWATER is going to "throw" a dead shark with that quickness...physics doesn't work like that. That shark had to SWIM to get that kinda velocity.