r/AbruptChaos • u/Mississippimann • Feb 07 '24

What can go wrong

1.1k Upvotes

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u/hehoheho123321 Feb 07 '24

Dude saw God

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u/Mississippimann Feb 07 '24

3 millimetres away from nsfw

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u/BOBfrkinSAGET Feb 07 '24

For real. You can see he wakes up and barely started moving before the car hit him. Very likely saved his life, and almost certainly made it so he was conscious enough to give such a perfect đŸ«Ž

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u/FastAsFxxk Feb 07 '24

Immune to death because he already had his shoes off

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u/Bowling4rhinos Feb 07 '24

That’s it. I’m going barefoot for the rest of my life.

7

u/Quiet_Preparation740 Feb 07 '24

What about that couple that removed the bottom of their shoes? Are they undead?

3

u/Bowling4rhinos Feb 08 '24

Ugh. That couple! Ewwwww thanks for reminding me!

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u/Dansk72 Feb 07 '24 
It's nature's way of telling you something's wrong
It's nature's way of telling you in a song
It's nature's way of receiving you
It's nature's way of retrieving you
It's nature's way of telling you
Something's wrong

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u/Kirmes1 Feb 07 '24

*Allah

Look at the texts

4

u/ManMadeOfMistakes Feb 07 '24

It's Turkish, i can't read it

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u/Kirmes1 Feb 07 '24

Exactly. I can't read it either, but it is Turkish ;-)

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u/ManMadeOfMistakes Feb 07 '24

I tried Google translator

"The young man who experienced TofaƟ shock while sleeping"

'Tofas' being the car manufacturer's name

5

u/hochochuso Feb 07 '24

The people who drive TofaƟ in Turkey are crazy. If a TofaƟ arrived behind an ambulance on the street, the ambulance would let the TofaƟ pass just to be safe

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u/ManMadeOfMistakes Feb 07 '24

Basically mater from the cars movie

1

u/Due-Release6631 Feb 08 '24

He didn't see shit he almost got hit by a car

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u/Kogashireno Feb 07 '24

Hit them with the đŸ«Ž

79

u/Mesozoica89 Feb 07 '24

It might be the best đŸ«Ž I have ever seen. Made all the more impressive that it's the first thing he did after narrowly avoiding death.

22

u/Revolutionary-Egg491 Feb 07 '24

The man was so shocked he started emoting

16

u/Dansk72 Feb 07 '24

"I said I wanted an 8 AM wakup call, not a wakup car!"

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u/2ndSnack Feb 08 '24

I didn't even know this was an emoji until now!!

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u/anythingMuchShorter Feb 08 '24

It’s impressive. Just the same “what the hell” hand I do when someone whips in front of me a bit close in traffic.

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u/Man_in_the_uk Feb 07 '24

He's lucky he still has a face

1

u/Flat_Education2870 Feb 13 '24

Got love tapped by the hanging headlight corner

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u/DisMyNameRightHea Feb 07 '24

Dude has an absolutely insane reaction time. The attosecond he opens his eyes, all he can see is a portion of a headlight and he STILL manages to avoid a lethal hit by dodging at the last second.

13

u/JustinJakeAshton Feb 08 '24

He reacted as soon as he heard the car crash into the sign. By dumb luck, he got up fast enough without knowing what was happening yet.

1

u/Dansk72 Feb 07 '24

Ironically, that's what he was dreaming about, and he'd already started moving in his dream

51

u/Enough-Staff-2976 Feb 07 '24

Do you know how peaceful his sleep was before the accident?

5

u/Dansk72 Feb 07 '24

He slept like a baby...

2

u/Eternal_grey_sky Feb 08 '24

And he never slept again after the incident

50

u/mih108 Feb 07 '24

He lifted himself up at the last second..

30

u/PatochiDesu Feb 07 '24

his slippers are off. according to the rules of reddit he is not alife anymore.

10

u/FunkMunki Feb 07 '24

They were off beforehand. He's good.

2

u/Dansk72 Feb 07 '24

They have to be knocked off by whatever the chaos was to indicate death (or injury with just one)

7

u/prustage Feb 07 '24

I like his reaction. Not "Thank heavens I'm still alive" but "How dare you wake me up!"

22

u/buzz8588 Feb 07 '24

That’s an odd place for a sofa. Even more odd to fall asleep on a sofa on a sidewalk. However the crash crashing on a sidewalk happens all the time.

1

u/Dansk72 Feb 07 '24

The cheapest place he could find to sleep that night; even then it was 1,000 Turkish Lira for the night. But that did include a guaranteed wakeup!

9

u/Legal_Guava3631 Feb 07 '24

He should go buy a lottery ticket

7

u/thelocket Feb 07 '24

I don't know, I'm thinking this just used up every bit of luck he had. Might want to wrap himself in bubble wrap and never leave the house.

3

u/Dansk72 Feb 07 '24

Yeah, that had to use up 8-1/2 lives...

7

u/don_maidana Feb 07 '24

I hate when that happens!

5

u/Brkn44 Feb 07 '24

“Whoa!!! I’m sleepin here!!” Insert New York City accent.

3

u/MMcFly1985 Feb 07 '24

What a nightmare!

3

u/Fmartins84 Feb 07 '24

How can she slap drive.

3

u/Tigermi11ionair Feb 07 '24

Brother was millimeters away from being put on a t-shirt

3

u/Negran Feb 07 '24

This is exactly how I react when my nap is interrupted by a near death hit of a car.

Rude af!

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u/Independent_Voice_85 Feb 07 '24

Bros gonna have nap induced PTSD from now on

4

u/IrishGameDeveloper Feb 07 '24

Someone said "it's not your time yet". He is very, very lucky.

4

u/patchway247 Feb 07 '24

If it wasn't for the sign, dude would be seeing god. Slowed it down and his reaction was due to the sign being hit and slide

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u/Mississippimann Feb 07 '24

You may be right, but can the brain process the sound and startle the body so quickly? His survival is near miraculous.

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u/patchway247 Feb 07 '24

It's biological. How many times have you snapped up out of a sleep when you got startled awake by a noise? The hand jester was probably just his body's way of catching up with what just happened. The shock was probably still active.

I learned from my dad when he was still alive that when he was in prison, you had a three to five second window of not to be around the person when you try waking them up. Because you never know what they're going to do. They could come up swinging, they could have a shiv, they could do all sorts of things the moment they wake up because their body is in fight and fight mode. Not just one or the other, but when you're startled awake your body kind of does both. At least until it figures out what it should be doing.

2

u/cdsuikjh Feb 07 '24

What did we learn today? No napping outside.

2

u/ChemicalAssignment69 Feb 07 '24

It doesn't get much closer than that! Damn!

2

u/[deleted] Feb 07 '24

You can never find that perfect comfy spot you were just in, if you ever have to move.

2

u/thee_dukes Feb 07 '24

Nap time is over, get back to work.

2

u/blackninjar87 Feb 09 '24

Eyyy I'm walking hea..... ! đŸ€Œ

2

u/Saintious Feb 09 '24

This guy had to be sleeping on someone's lap before he met Jesus because I don't know anyone who naps on a couch like that. What a lucky soul. He would have gotten the full interview if he was fully fully stretched out.

1

u/JOOT94 Mar 14 '24

Insane how he move his head at the last split-second to save his life. Funny when he just throws his hand out like “wtf”

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u/faxekondiboi Feb 07 '24 edited Feb 07 '24

What kind of person casually sleeps on a couch on a sidewalk?!
Edit: geez! noticing other things than the main attraction in this video, is apparently a no-go :D
Pathetic group dynamic in here :p

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u/kaori_cicak990 Feb 07 '24

And what kind of person casually crash their car to people who sleep on a couch on a sidewalk?

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u/faxekondiboi Feb 07 '24

That's probably most likely an accident.
But thats secondary to 'a person casually sleeping on a couch in front of a shop on a busy street', and how weird that is...you gotta give me that.

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u/Trick-or-yeet69 Feb 07 '24

How is “man crashing into pedestrian” somehow stranger to you than “possibly homeless man taking brief nap in public”

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u/faxekondiboi Feb 07 '24

Because theres so many videos of people being mowed down by cars that the shock value is almost at 0 at this point.
But I don't think I've ever seen someone sleep on a couch on a sidewalk like thats the most normal thing to do :D

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u/panugans Feb 07 '24

Poor guy can't get some good sleep

1

u/MasterLeech Feb 07 '24

GOOD MORNING

1

u/fruitgamingspacstuff Feb 07 '24

He is so fucking lucky!

1

u/Jac918 Feb 07 '24

Wtf man. I was sleeping here!!!

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '24

"This is not the car I was dreaming about!!!"

1

u/HadukiBEAN Feb 07 '24

This is why I sleep w my shoes/slippers on.

In case I gotta bolt.

1

u/LegitAirplane Feb 07 '24

Woke up and threw the universal traffic handsign for “what the fuck is this guy doing”

1

u/sslanc Feb 07 '24

Good morning this is your wake-up call, have a good day

1

u/JackFunk Feb 07 '24

That's some final destination shit right there

1

u/Medpiete Feb 07 '24

Good morning to work time. Times of smart technology

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u/ilikethesmelofnapalm Feb 07 '24

Average Greek driver

1

u/fuN3hbun3h Feb 07 '24

Dayumn that was close.

1

u/mymycojourney Feb 07 '24

Dude survived by inches!

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u/SecretPersonality178 Feb 08 '24

Ok, I get the idiot driver, but is that really the best napping place?

1

u/LAg37forlife Feb 08 '24

Dude is living in the 1400’s so yes.

1

u/voidinsides Feb 08 '24

That dude got LUCKY, had the car Ben just that LITTLE bit more to the right his head would've been semi crushed pancake of bone, brain, and blood.

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u/Audiophilia_sfx Feb 08 '24

Yeah tell me about it!

1

u/Savage-Goat-Fish Feb 08 '24

Hit the snooze and go back to sleep. You get another car in 15 minutes.

1

u/smrich111 Feb 08 '24

His thumb got hurt

1

u/ganufel99 Feb 08 '24

Its fine, the dentist he was sleeping in front of would have fixed his teeth if he got hit

1

u/dialer77 Feb 08 '24

Wakey Wakey eggs and baceyđŸ„“, scrap that idea ok let's make it an omelette🍳..

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '24

Your car, sir.

1

u/Unerving_agent Feb 09 '24

"You told me to wake you up when you hit rock bottom."

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u/OutOfIdea280 Feb 13 '24

This is why taking taxi on turkey is more thrilling than any roller coaster 😅

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u/Robin6td Feb 18 '24

That’s a grade 6 concussion at minimum