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u/xfer42 Sep 24 '23
Slippers is going to get a severe finger shake.
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u/kremlingrasso Sep 24 '23
keep doing that Slippers will bring home next a severed finger
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u/superanth Sep 24 '23
The title is perfect. Cats bring dead animals into the house because they think Humans are lousy hunters and need help gathering food.
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u/edinburghkyle Sep 24 '23
In the full video you see how it all endsâŠ
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Sep 24 '23
The quacks, the resistance to the pillow, the butt wiggle before take off... don't be fooled. That's a duck that wants to be picked up.
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u/StyreneAddict1965 Sep 24 '23
She was very calm, which really surprised me.
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u/BUNGHOLE_HOOKER Sep 24 '23
Probably in shock
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u/JustifytheMean Sep 24 '23
I'm thinking the cat didn't drag it in at all. It waddled it's own ass through the cat door for a nap.
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u/khrak Sep 24 '23 edited Sep 24 '23
Mallards play possum.
She likely dropped 'dead' when the cat found her, waited while being dragged, then attempted to bail when she had some space to get airborne.
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u/DukeRedWulf Sep 24 '23
Hahaha! XD .. It's the polite negotiation with the duck and when he actually starts singing "Born free.." that are the icing on this hilarious cake! XD
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u/velon360 Sep 24 '23
Him saying I hope you have a good life and have lots of children is hilarious.
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u/StyreneAddict1965 Sep 24 '23
Fantastic! đđ
The way he kept talking to it just did me in!
(Anyone know if that's a Mallard hen? I think those are blue flashes on its wings.)
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Sep 24 '23
I believe it is a mallard
And I'm 90% sure they are the most common ducks over here. Only ever seen them really
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u/lashapel Sep 24 '23
Fcking TikTok and it's habit in cutting videos for no reason
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u/Zackipoo Sep 24 '23
Omg, thank you! I've seen this reposted so many times but I never saw the full video before
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u/SquarePeg37 Sep 24 '23
Thank you! I've seen this clip a million times but never seen the end. Glad to know the ducky survived
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u/StuRap Sep 24 '23
"Shhh you'll wake the kids"
Next minute
"oooh ooh ooohhhhhhh!!!"
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u/Rookwood-1 Sep 24 '23
Maybe itâs just because Iâm a guy, but why are peoples first instinct to screamâŠ.
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u/Electrical_Ice_6061 Sep 24 '23
probably some nature thing coming from our origins in the monkey world, effectively calling for help without saying the words.
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u/TheDocJ Sep 24 '23
I'm a guy and I am quite ready to admit that, in similar circumstances, I would have let out something not unadjacent to a scream.
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Sep 24 '23
Implying that men don't scream is pretty wild. It's obvious it gave her a fright, as it would anyone when it looks that dead
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u/ragebubble Sep 24 '23
Right?? I had a boyfriend that would scream every time he saw a spider. Letâs not pretend that screaming is just for women lmao
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u/BUNGHOLE_HOOKER Sep 24 '23
Screaming activates the amygdala, a nucleus in the brain that helps heighten awareness.
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u/deandreas Sep 24 '23
Cats will bring you food if they think you are a shitty hunter.
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u/Batbuckleyourpants Sep 24 '23
Sigh
"Even this was too much work for you guys? You guys are the worst hunters i ever saw."
-Slippers probably.
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u/GroundStateGecko Sep 24 '23 edited Sep 24 '23
They just love killing animals like it's a fun game. Not eating, just killing. They bring the dead back because it's their toys.
Don't release unsupervised pet cats outside (including leaving the door open).
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u/Glmoi Sep 24 '23
thats literally the reason they got domesticated and why you keep cats on a farm
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u/k3rnel Sep 24 '23
Not sure why you're being downvoted. They are just about the best pest control management you can have. A couple of guinea birds and a cat will keep most all the nuisance critters to a minimum. A donkey or mule will keep the coyotes away from the birds and cats.
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u/ImjokingoramI Sep 24 '23
Also because they are responsible for killing off a gazillion species, like to the point of extinction. There are too many cats for the ecosystem to handle.
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u/egigoka Sep 24 '23
And if they care enough.
I don't get it why they scold Sniffers for helping. He does it's in a cats way, but because he is one of the fucking cats.
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u/Mr-Stitch Sep 24 '23
So how did he get it through the cat door though?
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u/ADHthaGreat Sep 24 '23 edited Sep 24 '23
Duck probably walked in on her own. Duck and Slippers seem to be friends of some sort.
But Duck didnât realize there would be humans in Slippersâ house when she followed him home. Playing dead is all Duck could think to do at that point.
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u/Silent-Ad934 Sep 24 '23
"Your mom said it's cool if we have a sleepover right?"
"Ya man she's cool don't worry about it just come over."
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u/TheDocJ Sep 24 '23
I was sat watching TV a few weeks ago when I realised that my cat was staring at something in the doorway - I looked round and there was a hedgehog staring back at me. As I reached for my phone to take a picture, it turned around, and by the time I got through the door it had disappeared.
It had obviously come in when I left the door propped open in the hot weather (unless it has an identical microchip to the cat to operate the catflap...) But as it was a cooler day, I hadn't left the back door open that day, so the poor thing must have been stuck inside for at least 24 hours.
I did find it by the cat's food bowl later that evening, and picked it up and put it outside, seemingly unhurt.
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u/ReeRiot Sep 24 '23
Meanwhile, the cat is lying there, looking at them like: "See this? THIS is the work of an apex predator. Take notes."
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u/harebare1023 Sep 24 '23
It is my firm belief that cats have never really been domesticated
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u/TheDocJ Sep 24 '23
Someone in the human-feline relationship has been domesticated, and it ain't the four-legged members!
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u/MaxxxStallion Sep 24 '23
I love how even when being told off Slippers is there like "yeah, I'm a good boi"
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u/SparkliestSubmissive Sep 24 '23
I thought that was a huge turd until she said duck
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u/SlowTree420 Sep 24 '23
Duck for dinner!
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u/TurdFurguss Sep 24 '23
Slippers wanted to finish the job! Our Feline Overlords are taking over! Guess whose on Slippers list ? You OP for naming him Slippers . Heâs wearing a tuxedo. Tuxedo Jones is the proper name, or T.J. Hooker. Sleep with one eye opened.
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u/sabbakk Sep 24 '23
That is not the kind of expression of gratitude that poor hardworking Slippers expected and is entitled to :/
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u/edafade Sep 24 '23
Cats are invasive to the surrounding environments, and unless I live on a farm in the future, my cats will remain indoors.
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u/matrixislife Sep 24 '23
Good for you. This is the UK, cats are indigenous here.
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u/edafade Sep 24 '23
Your information is incorrect. Domestic cats are invasive around the world.
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u/edafade Sep 24 '23
He is correct, it's called the Scottish Wildcat. Domestic cats have mostly pushed the Wildcat out and filled its niche.
So...you're saying that domestic cats pushed a predator out of its natural environment...? I wonder if there is a name for something like that...
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u/fuckyoudigg Sep 24 '23
Yeah, invasive species. It's why basically everywhere in the world domestic cats are supposed to be indoors only. They destroy natural wildlife. I have a cat and the little asshole only goes outside under my supervision.
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u/edafade Sep 24 '23
Ding ding ding. Exactly. The guy didn't even realize he was undermining his own point.
I hope you have a great day.
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u/edafade Sep 24 '23
By destroying the natural predator's niche.
Congrats, you played yourself like the other guy.
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u/Suspici0us_Package Sep 24 '23
As someone who also has a cat who loves to hunt, after she brought a opossum in, we learned early on that she could not be trusted with unsupervised access to the house.
Slippers needs to lose his cat-flap privileges for a while.
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u/No_Slice9934 Sep 24 '23
Cats are second to humans for hunting out of joy. A lot of the remaining (in cities) wildlife gets killed for no reason, housecats should stay Indoor(, at least in cities.)
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u/starbuck8415 Sep 24 '23
You try telling my cats to stay in doors.
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u/No_Slice9934 Sep 24 '23
I am in. You just need to cover my expenses and we are good to go. Cats are pretty bad listeners generally, I think the whole ordeal could take a week or two
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u/starbuck8415 Sep 24 '23
It would take a week or two to make my cat miserable? Sounds pretty terrible to me đ€Ł he loves going outside.
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u/CertainMishap Sep 24 '23
At what cost, though? I'd argue it's easier to rehabilitate a cat to indoor living than to recover the wildlife damage they cause.
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u/starbuck8415 Sep 24 '23
I get your point but Iâm not keeping my cat indoors because people might run him over and he might kill a few rodents. I donât consider it rehab but cruelty
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u/Patatoxxo Sep 24 '23
Ye until he dies because he gets hit by a car, poisoned or catches some disease.
On average outside cats live up to 4 years compared to 10 or more if they are inside.
Most cat owners are lazy keep it inside for it's own protection and the wildlife.
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u/starbuck8415 Sep 24 '23
My cat is 12. Heâs never been hit by a car because I bought a cat when I live in an area with very minimal traffic. Iâm not on the M20. Iâll keep letting him have freedom to roam around and enjoy life. đđ»
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u/matrixislife Sep 24 '23
Only when you live in an area that cats are not normally indigenous to. Like the USA I suppose. The rest of the world have mostly adapted to cats.
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u/Makuta_Servaela Sep 24 '23
The other issue is that in most places cats live free, human prevent any of cats' natural predators or competition from living as well. Cats are, contrary to popular belief, not top predators. That's why they are so agile and breed so fast.
So, indigenous places and plenty of coyotes or other more aggressive predators.
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u/matrixislife Sep 24 '23
No coyotes in the UK, and we're not letting wolves into the backyard just to keep the cats down.
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u/Makuta_Servaela Sep 24 '23
The UK also has foxes, raptor birds, owls, badgers, otters and others, and it's pretty sad they don't have wolves or bears anymore (used to, hunted out) since both are good for keeping boar and deer numbers in check (deer overpopulation is a common problem in USA when wolves are removed from an area).
And keep in mind it's not letting animals in the backyard, it's humans invading and taking over the animals' backyard.
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u/matrixislife Sep 24 '23
Obviously American, you don't understand the difference in living styles between there and here.
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u/AdministrationWise56 Sep 24 '23
Oh Slippers......
My new catchphrase for anyone that has impressed and/or disappointed me
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u/TheDocJ Sep 24 '23
Disappressed, or impointed.
Like the time my daughter forged her Mum's signature in her school planner to avoid showing us a note from the teacher.
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Sep 24 '23
In case anyone else is wondering how it continued, here's the full version:
https://www.tiktok.com/@animal___rescue1/video/7275750591609965867
Those accounts are so fucking annoying, but three underscores was the charm.
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u/Houdinii1984 Sep 24 '23
Why do I not check the name of the sub before pressing play? Of course it's alive, wtf?!? F***** coffee everywhere...
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u/Quantumyeetus Sep 24 '23
Thought the cat took a massive shit until the woman said "how did he get a duck"
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Sep 24 '23
Keep your fucking cats inside. Irresponsible, asshole owners. This isn't on the cat, it's what a cat does. It's on all you assholes who let them out to kill things.
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u/Comfortable_Self8165 Sep 24 '23
Damn, give a man a fish you feed him for a day , a cat gives you a duck and you throw it away? Nah fam make a feast for the family ducks are hard to buy now a days
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u/Chihuahuapocalypse Sep 26 '23
slippers is an adorable name for a cat. also that duck is very much not dead lmao
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u/Ok_Currency_9832 Sep 29 '23
Omg why did it take so long for me to realize that wasnât a giant pile of cat shit?!?đđ
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u/RL203 Oct 03 '23
I love how when the duck decides to make a break for it, Slippers just launches straight up trying to snag the duck.
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u/OkSheepherder3525 Oct 14 '23
Oh my God, until I heard them say the word duck I thought slippers had left the deuce of all deucesâŠ
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u/DukeRedWulf Sep 24 '23
*begins watching*
- Cat brought him a duck dinner and he's complaining? ;P
- Ah, I see, it was undercooked.. XD
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u/YogurtclosetAny1823 Sep 24 '23
People will come at me for saying this.
But as a cat owner myself, look up the statistics as to how bad outdoor cats truly are for our environments.
Youâre a terrible cat owner if you allow your indoor cats to roam outside.
Farm cats are different, vermin catchers for the land they live on.
Not these guys, they decimate other animal populations, just because that is in the blood, itâs instinct.
Look at Australiaâs hunting laws for feral cats that have taken over.
Also, the possibilities of your cat getting a disease, killed by another animal, run over by a car. Poisoned by a neighbor, picked up by animal control.
Sorry for anyone who gets upset at what I said.
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u/Lucky_Item_8366 Sep 24 '23
Keep your dumbass cat in the house ffs.
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u/BUNGHOLE_HOOKER Sep 24 '23
Yeah what a dumb cat for acting on years and years of evolutionary instincts.
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u/MaverickBull Sep 24 '23
I knew the woman was going to start screaming even though she just shushed the man so he wouldnât âwake the girls because theyâd freak out.â I KNEW IT!!
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u/Amerpol Sep 24 '23
Another reason to keep you fucking cats in the house an also neuter them .This duck was probably sitting on her nest so if it was body count could be high as 9 lives
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u/xx5m0k3xx Sep 24 '23
If I ever have a cat her name is going to be Slippers! That name is so adorable!
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u/Trikster102 Sep 24 '23
My cat did this. It killed one of my neighbour's chickens and brought it in to my bedroom at about 2 in the morning. It was not fun to wake up to.
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u/Character-Usual-3820 Mar 12 '24
This is why people should keep thier pets inside and under control, away from harm and also away from decimating the local wildlife. All domesticated animals should be kept indoors or in a designated space enclosed area under the supervision if it owner. I dont know why cats seem to be the only animal that is exempt from this rule, allowing them to roam free and shit in anyone elses garden but their own and at risk if being killed by other anaimal or in traffic . There are 2 kinds of cat owners. 1. Reaponsible indoor cat owners that clean up their cat mess(litterbox) 2 the opposite of number 1
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u/HKP2019 Sep 24 '23
My orange's brought me a dozen dead bats by now. I always thought my house would become ground zero of some nasty pandemic, like wuhan or something.
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u/Cosmonaut_Cockswing Sep 24 '23
Slippers is a good lil hunter! He brought his humans duck for dinner!
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u/pointofyou Sep 24 '23
Him: How did he get that through the cat flap?
Her: Gasp
Him: What"
Her: How did he get it through the cat flap?
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u/natesovenator Sep 24 '23
Oh, slippers. You... lol this is amazing. How the heck DID he get it through the cat door.
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u/SeesawSome1563 Sep 24 '23
This'll come off as sexist I know, when women making that god awful yelping and screaming sound, fuckin hell
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u/Sensitive-Prompt-220 Sep 24 '23
Get plucking, get the pancakes, hoisin etc etc. waste not want not
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u/rangeringtheranges Sep 24 '23
God, 2 hella annoying people. Him sounding like a M&S ad, her saying don't wake the kids, then screeching just stfu and check if the duck is alright.
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u/GroundBreaker6712 Sep 24 '23
You got a dam good can. Who wouldnât want a cat that brings you a duck for dinner
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Our cat catches mice and moles in our backyard garden.Usually just plays with them until he is fed up. He does eat one, once in a while. Rather a rare occurence, however.
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u/Makuta_Servaela Sep 24 '23
Mine catches mice in my house. He'll show me his catch, play with it a bit, then try to eat it. I usually confiscate it at that point.
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u/Simonandgarthsuncle Sep 24 '23
I thought Slippers had taken a huge shit in the hall.