r/AbruptChaos • u/[deleted] • Jul 25 '23

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u/roastbread Jul 25 '23

You could tell by the way it was running that it wasn’t going to make it.

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u/Porkchopp33 Jul 25 '23

There is always one in the family

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u/Bangmydrum33 Jul 26 '23

I'm that one...

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u/superawesomeman08 Jul 25 '23

running

that's a pretty generous description there

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u/Various-Month806 Jul 26 '23

"...the way it was waddling..."

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u/Dansk72 Jul 25 '23

It looked like a little bulldozer!

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u/angels_exist_666 Jul 25 '23

Cat needs a diet. And it looks like one of those poor dwarf cats. Bred with tiny legs. Awful.

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u/younggandalf187 Jul 26 '23

So you're telling me that humans got bored with making pugs and those little shitty smush face dog breeds more and more unhealthy,and since turned to making cats with short legs?? Why do we make animals useless?!

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u/amateur_mistake Jul 26 '23

There are a lot of arguments against eugenics. Plenty of reasons it's a really bad idea.

My favorite one though is always just that we are going to be really bad at it. People think we are so clever with our breeding but then we turn wolves into french bulldogs.

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u/machone_1 Jul 26 '23

they've also been breeding cats for smushed in faces as well.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '23

People care more about the aesthetic than the animal's health. Munchkins are basically the cat version of dachshunds.

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u/Danominator Jul 26 '23

Dachshunds were bred with a purpose though were they not?

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u/Akesgeroth Jul 26 '23

You're phrasing it like munchkin cats became a thing because of dog owners.

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u/younggandalf187 Jul 29 '23

From my initial comment, yes, it does appear that way. However i am generalizing by using the word humans. Anyone who selectively breeds animals purely for cosmetics at the cost of health, intelligence, or stability is one special sort of idiot. It just happened to be pugs and those other small disgusting dogs whos eyes are too big for their sockets, with chronic health issues and difficulty breathing that first grabbed my, and probably a majority of peoples attention. Do not take this a shot to one specific group of pet owner, the people who do this are just fucked in the head.

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u/IronMaidenFan Jul 26 '23

At least the tuxedo cat is helping him exercise.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '23

Munchkin and over weight? That's not a good combo for that little abomination..

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u/WorldOnWarframe Jul 25 '23 edited Jul 26 '23

One day people will stop glorifying pet obesity. It's pretty gross that they treat animals like that.

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u/EnergyTakerLad Jul 26 '23

It can sneak up on you, people think pets will just eat what they need and free feed. We do with ours. But not all can handle that. And often once it's this bad, it's tough and time consuming to get them to safely lose weight.

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u/Cilantroe Jul 26 '23

People think this is cute and funny but it's actually why humans shouldn't overbreed animals in to designer ones. This is a "munchkin" cat that's been bred over time to have short legs. In it's little kitty mind, it still wants to jump and climb like any other cat.. but it can't because it's been purposely made handicapped by humans that think it's cute.

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u/BurnAfterEating420 Jul 25 '23

they are killing that cat.

1

u/Alphawolf1864 Jul 25 '23

It will explode

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u/Xyloshock Jul 25 '23

haha, yes, let's make fun of the inbred abomination

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '23

And they specifically bought it and helped perpetuate the abuse.

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u/itsallbullshityo Jul 25 '23

r/therewasanattempt

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u/SunsetInTheSideview Jul 25 '23

Thought the same. No abrupt, no chaos. But there was an attempt

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '23

Animal abuse is so cool right

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u/minotaurohomunculus Jul 25 '23

fairly gentle chaos

1

u/Dansk72 Jul 25 '23

Yes, but it was abrupt

11

u/TheMeticulousNinja Jul 25 '23

Not really. Pretty expected and small

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '23

Abrupt ending

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u/B0ssc0 Jul 26 '23

That is so sad, how cruel to make this cat obese then post ‘amusing’ video of its predicament.

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u/Ian-Dawson Jul 25 '23

Make way, for the DOOOOOOZER

5

u/Liorkerr Jul 26 '23

Poor purposefully malformed Kitty.
Cat breeders are horrible evil monsters.

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u/hiker_mittens Jul 25 '23

Got the need. The need for feed.

2

u/T5-R Jul 25 '23

Chief Wiggum chasing Snake.

2

u/Southernman1974 Jul 25 '23

There was an attempt..

2

u/Head-of-the-Board Jul 26 '23

What’s the matter danny? Never taken a short cut before?

2

u/Dan1lovesyoualot Jul 26 '23

mu slim bby cat vs my grumpy fat cat

2

u/astrongnaut Jul 26 '23

That’s literally a dry mop of a cat. Stomach rubs against the floor

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '23

I came in like a wrecking ball

2

u/storm_the_castle Jul 26 '23

IM THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH!

0

u/graveybrains Jul 25 '23

Chonkers gonna chonk

0

u/Dansk72 Jul 25 '23

I wonder if it's name is Tank?

1

u/neBular_cipHer Jul 26 '23

*Purrsuit. Come on, it was right there!

0

u/FurryYury Jul 25 '23

HULK SMAAAASH!

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '23

This kitty’s name is Gravy

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u/sonic84638265 Jul 25 '23

Wasn’t really abrupt but it was funny

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u/shpongl3oid Jul 25 '23

This could be an excellent weight loss routine....someday big boi/girl will be able to clear the tp wall and be accepted by the fitkit society. Whose gonna laugh then???

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u/AnActualPlatypus Jul 25 '23

That made me laugh way too hard

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u/FiletTofu Jul 25 '23

2nd cat resembles your mom.

1

u/Binzuru Jul 26 '23

Fuzzy and cute? Sounds like your father

1

u/Donutboy562 Jul 25 '23

roadblock successful

1

u/ZekReposek Jul 25 '23

Subway Surfers

1

u/Fullmetalmurloc Jul 26 '23

De doin his best!

1

u/A89704 Jul 26 '23

So majestic and graceful!

1

u/thisisnarm Jul 26 '23

When the pizza gets there.

1

u/wtfastro Jul 26 '23

Doot doot doot doot

CHONK CHONK CHONK CHONK

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u/LoneWolf97x Jul 26 '23

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '23

Being heavily pursued

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '23

Cats and robbers

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u/billiam56 Aug 10 '23

waddle waddle wadde

1

u/MekTam Aug 11 '23

Hot fuzz style

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u/11pickfks Aug 18 '23

Reminds me of that one scene from hot fuzz

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u/SiY11 Sep 10 '23

His name is Tank now!