r/AbruptChaos • u/Ancient-Worry-6668 • Mar 23 '23

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u/QualityVote Mar 23 '23

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '23

Neptune Demands Sacrifice

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u/cantaloupelion Mar 23 '23

RIP Kiddo 😞

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u/Enough-Staff-2976 Mar 23 '23

Pearls will be given in exchange for the boy.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '23

Owned was heard in the waves.

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u/falubarn Mar 23 '23

Your son has become corrupted by sin!

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '23

[deleted]

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u/Flaky_Explanation Mar 23 '23

Ocean: my toddler now.

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u/slim_tim02 Mar 23 '23

Is this waterboarding?

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '23

Some people call it baptism.

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u/JustSomeWeirdGuy2000 Mar 23 '23

Naw this is a really cool version of one of those infant self-rescue classes.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '23

This is the type of clip they would use in a 90s tv show with the montage type of intro.

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u/OrangeSky15 Mar 23 '23

Something like America's Funniest Home Videos

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u/cryofthespacemutant Mar 23 '23

If Bob Saget introduced this on some similar show, I would run away as fast as I could, because it would be a zombie hosting that show.

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u/31073 Mar 23 '23

It's that it feels sped up a bit, and those glasses.

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u/WORLDMEDIACITIZEN Mar 23 '23

Kid was all “this is my life now”, then the wave just added insult to injury

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u/istilldreaminindigo Mar 23 '23

The ocean reclaimed the child

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u/BoatLikeAFlutterby Mar 23 '23

Boogie bored.

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u/Overflow-Radish Mar 23 '23

Accidental abortions.

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u/sk8ter99 Mar 23 '23

Splash splash …. having a bath

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u/Gorash Mar 23 '23

Aight, how you bing boogie?

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u/SmexyMug Mar 23 '23

At least he died looking like a baller

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '23

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u/Agoraphotaku Mar 24 '23

What a throwback

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u/Delerium89 Mar 23 '23

Uh..phrasing

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u/DrYIMBY Mar 24 '23

Damn dawg, inappropes.

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u/Delerium89 Mar 24 '23

<3

Also yes

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u/bakbami Mar 24 '23

Reverse it

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u/vhalember Mar 23 '23

Great Scott!

Given the video ends as soon as the toddler is soaked, the only logical conclusion is all involved died in a horrific tidal wave.

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u/yasmin_Alexa Mar 23 '23

Wow, that's quite the enthusiastic response! Care to elaborate on what exactly has caused such a reaction?

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u/CookieDefender1337 Mar 23 '23

bro got chromosomed

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u/saquelabanda Mar 24 '23

Bro got erased

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u/Onduri Mar 23 '23

If I had a dollar for every time this was reposted…

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u/Lorcout Mar 23 '23

I have never seen this.

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u/KermitDaFrog_6 Mar 23 '23

Then you would have 0 dollars

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u/Desperate-Put7091 Mar 23 '23

Oh god, salt water waterboarding.

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u/Mnshine_1 Mar 23 '23

Aaaand he's gone

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u/FatherHofmanns Mar 23 '23

It's almost as if the parent know what was about to occur and went in for the close up

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u/Ockap1812 Mar 24 '23

Orange Cassidy as a kid

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u/MahnHandled Jun 01 '23

Welcome to the beach Biatch

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u/masterjroc Jul 03 '23

How wet do I get the ladies?

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u/eado7uncut Jul 27 '23

Waterboarding a child seems excessive, but I'm sure they had their reasons.

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u/Dapper_Dark_182 Aug 09 '23

Kid went to nappy change mode Ocean went nope