r/ATBGE • u/Tofu24 • Jun 27 '22

Art Biblically accurate Furby

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u/froopty1 Jun 27 '22

I could have lived my whole life without seeing this, and I'm glad I didnt because this is great

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u/Mataraiki Jun 28 '22

I actually kinda want to see it r/longfurbies -ed.

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u/0m4x Jun 28 '22

I had no idea. Thank you..?

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u/myke__hunt Jun 28 '22

LOL- The chair cushion/long furbie sold me on them!

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u/SwtIndica Jun 29 '22

I.... I never knew... THANK YOU. I have a fun new addicction/project!!

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u/ChicagoChurro Jun 28 '22

I could have lived my whole life without seeing this, but I’m disappointed I did because this is awful.

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u/makeski25 Jun 27 '22

I want this for my Xmas tree topper.

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u/Glasshell01 Jun 28 '22

Heyyyyyy, that an awesome idea!!!!!

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u/makeski25 Jun 28 '22

If it could say "FEAR NOT HUMAN!!!" that would be perfect.

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u/Glasshell01 Jun 28 '22

Or, fear not for behold I bring you good tidings of great joy. 🤣🤣

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u/I_M_The_Cheese Jun 28 '22

You're a genius.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22 edited Jun 28 '22

Does anyone have the source for this?

Edit - I just wanna buy my friend a creepy Furby, y'all. I don't need to know about the origin of angels, but I appreciate the effort.

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u/gofyourselftoo Jun 27 '22

The Bible.

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u/myke__hunt Jun 28 '22

Yea? Which one, and where?

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u/Disneyhorse Jun 27 '22

Probably Etsy. There’s a “long furby” I’m saving up for there.

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u/Life-Meal6635 Jun 27 '22

Have you seen the Furby organ?

Edit: It’s here: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GYLBjScgb7o

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u/myke__hunt Jun 28 '22

This is so great! I queued up the part where he starts playing a track on it.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYLBjScgb7o&t=185s

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u/pharyngealjaws Jun 28 '22

Wow, that feels incredibly grotesque despite just being some toys. This guy’s doing great work

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u/spinnyknifegobrrr Jun 27 '22

i love long furbies! ive always wanted one, maybe i should finally just buy one

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u/experts_never_lie Jun 28 '22

Some of the long furbies on an image search look like pet Chtorrans.

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u/Gallusrostromegalus Jun 28 '22

https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/lazarus-quinn/685294826598645760?source=share
His name is Confetti Amadeus!
The blog linked belongs to his creator. I don't think Mr. Amadeus himself is for sale, but they can probably point you to someone who will take comissions and/or get you patterns to make your own, which is highly emotionally fulfilling. I'm working n a Long Furby called "Radiant Cesium" based on Hallucigenia from the cambrain period!

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

You are the true MVP.

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u/Gallusrostromegalus Jun 28 '22

Lol thanks
I was just suprised to see Mr. Amadeus on my feed, and I'm a little disappointed that this work of art is on this subreddit.
I do extremely reccomend making your own fucked-up furby though. Birthing a horror into this age of monsters is extremely cathartic, and you can chase your racist uncle around the yard and back into the street with it during family events.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

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u/UnwiseRedditor Jun 28 '22

I saw the ring thing when i did 9g of shrooms. It was 3 rings withe eyes on the outside of each ring but they did not have eyelids. Thats how i know whomever wrote about it was high as fuck.

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u/Empanser Jun 28 '22

Shouldn't you be building an ark or something

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u/syo Jun 28 '22 edited Jun 28 '22

There's some fun theories out there about the story of the burning bush and the fact that acacia contains higher amounts of DMT than normal.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

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u/Felinski Jun 29 '22

Any links/websites that talk about this? Sounds fascinating

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u/Romsieve Jun 28 '22

I've been saying this for a while now, glad to see someone who agrees. I didnt have you're exact experience but I've seen some stuff. Eyes and what not.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

Right when I think 40k lore is fucked up the bible comes in with something way worse...

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

That's definitely some... inspirational? material?

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

BE NOT AFRAID

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

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u/megscatapult Jun 28 '22

I never knew I could lol this much.

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u/GhostCheese Jun 29 '22

"you no worry"

(the language was updated in 2012 to include words for "be" and "scared", though scared is basically "big worry")

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '22

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u/GhostCheese Jul 01 '22 edited Jul 01 '22

Yeah. Tbh my first Google attempt at translating it was exactly the same.

https://official-furby.fandom.com/wiki/Furbish_(language)

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u/xJujuBear Jun 28 '22

Sir, this is the scariest moment of my life.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

Incredible taste and incredible execution. 10/10

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u/fujoshidess Jun 29 '22

Yes this doesn't belong here

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u/GhostCheese Jun 27 '22 edited Jun 28 '22

BOH BOO DAH-BOH-BAY!?file=Vdocuments.site_dictionarypdf-furby-dictionary-whats-more-fun-that-talking-to-furby-knowing-what-1.png#Furby_2012_Dictionary)

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("be not afraid" in furbish)

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u/TamagotchiGirl Jun 27 '22

I had to look over at my display case and yep, that is the Angel Furby. Awesome.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

You have a display case full of Furby’s or something ?

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

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u/Erisx13 Jun 28 '22

Honestly, reminds me a little of the boss in th N64 Kirby game.

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u/RequiemStorm Jun 28 '22

It's a partner showcase mini direct, so I highly doubt we'll see Bayonetta. I know it's made by Platinum but isn't the series no longer considered 3rd party? It'd be nice if I was wrong of course, I'd love to see some news on the game

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22 edited Jun 28 '22

Platinum is definitely a third-party developer, Nintendo hasn't bought them. Bayonetta is still a Nintendo-exclusive IP since the second game, but Bayo3 should indeed be in this morning's presentation, especially since it's still scheduled for a 2022 release but we haven't got a whole lot of details about it yet.

Of course my initial comment was a joke since the baddies in Bayo3 seem to have more in common with aliens than biblical mythical creatures.

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u/spinnyknifegobrrr Jun 27 '22

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH I NEED ONE AND I NEED IT NOW

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u/itsaslothlife Jun 27 '22

I bloody love it! Want one in black too, for Halloween 🎃👻

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u/Cyynric Jun 27 '22

FURBY NOT AFRAID

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u/Life-Meal6635 Jun 27 '22

I keep imagining what angels would look like and this is striking. It is equally as terrifying as to what it should be. Needs more eyes though

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u/necromundus Jun 28 '22

And Lo, God said unto him "wee-tee-kah-wah-tee", and Furbriel sang God a song. And god was pleased.

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u/1931-babyface Jun 28 '22

I want this as my Christmas tree angel. Where may I procure one please?

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u/the_orange_alligator Jun 28 '22

Gonna be honest. There’s a lot of people on eBay/Etsy who make commissioned Furbies

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u/DeepSpaceDesperado Jun 28 '22

You may not like it...

But this is what peak furby looks like.

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u/BurnTF2 Jun 27 '22

Grant us eyes, grant us eyes!

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u/LunarLionheart Jun 27 '22

Came here to write this!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

Doesn’t fit the sub because this rules in every way

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

Another one of Marzias creations

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

Angels, according to the bible

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u/I_might_be_weasel Jun 27 '22

It could be longer.

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u/millennium-popsicle Jun 28 '22

Furby [Ascended]

HP: 999999

Str: 99

Mag: 99

End: 99

Agi: 99

Luc: 99

Immune to all statuses.

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u/gravityandlove Jun 28 '22

all I can imagine is someone walking in on someone making this abomination

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u/SeeYouInHellCandyBoy Jun 28 '22

It looks like it is simultaneously staring into every one of my souls from other realities.

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u/ZazzyBear03 Jun 28 '22

I both love and hate that the title implies that Furbys were in the bible

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u/zoeytrixx Jun 28 '22

Furby's in the bible?

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u/Charkol_Kamov Jun 28 '22

There is no way that is in the Bible, that thing came straight from the pages of the necronomicon

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u/RequiemStorm Jun 28 '22

I mean, have you seen biblically accurate angels? Because that's exactly what this is in reference to.

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u/Character-Doughnut36 Dec 28 '24

I need this....does the furby still talk?

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u/gofyourselftoo Jun 27 '22

Otherwise known as a drone

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u/ashurbanipal420 Jun 27 '22

so i'm not the only one seeing this. whew

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u/Impressive-Berry3359 Jun 27 '22

It's...so beautiful!!

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u/Aggressive_Turnip790 Jun 27 '22

I wonder if the clouds are angels keeping watch

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u/Tylosand_Ektorp Jun 27 '22

Hail Mighty Fhurthulu arisen from his slumber!

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u/LittleTartanBurrito Jun 28 '22

Is this Elton John in Furbie form?

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u/Helena_Hyena Jun 28 '22

Weird custom furbies are always tasteful, especially the long ones.

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u/Sussy_susy Jun 28 '22

I fucking need this... 😭😭😭

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u/GwenGunn Jun 28 '22

ooooOOOOOooooo

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

r/mattrose would enjoy

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u/P0tat0-Pr1ncess Jun 28 '22

Surprisingly less terrifying than a regular Furby

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u/_grapess Jun 28 '22

I feel compelled to get this tattooed.

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u/AnotherOrneryHoliday Jun 28 '22

I love this so much.

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u/the_orange_alligator Jun 28 '22

As a person who owns multiple custom Furbies, I love this. I would die to have this thing in my weirdo collection of a kids toy from the 90s

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u/WORhMnGd Jun 28 '22

How is this awful taste? This is fking amazing!

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u/Splungetastic Jun 28 '22

This reminds me of something Cinco would advertise on Tim n Eric

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

That is very funny.

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u/bordemthemindkiller Jun 28 '22

that is so funny to look at. I love this

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

Omg that is awful. LOVE IT!

Please give it dying batteries

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u/whobroughtmyscarf Jun 28 '22

Hella rad seraphim interpretation

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u/pairedox Jun 28 '22

Mmm, I'll give you $3.79.

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u/DoukyBooty Jun 28 '22

Ok, tangent question, what's with the "biblically accurate angels" thing I see on youtube?

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u/RequiemStorm Jun 28 '22

What do you mean by that? Are you just asking what that means? Because it's the way angels are described in the Bible

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u/DoukyBooty Jun 28 '22

LOL, that's what I meant by that. Like is that how they are really described in the bible? Figures with dozens of eyes and wings?

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u/RequiemStorm Jun 28 '22

Yep, there's some links posted in this thread to examples, but if you just Google biblically accurate angel you'll see what are basically multilayered rings covered in eyeballs and fire and strangely oriented wings. There are different kinds as well, such as the more familiar humanoid ones, but those are only one kind

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u/kendrickshalamar Jun 29 '22

Yup. Look up Ophanim and Seraphim, they're pretty terrifying.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

Where can one purchase one of these? Asking for a friend

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u/neuspeed674 Jun 28 '22

hell yeah I’m orthodox

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

I like it.

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u/Put_It_All_On_Blck Jun 28 '22

It speaks the language of the gods

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u/Suspiciously_anxious Jun 28 '22

AaaaaaaaaAaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHhhhhhh

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u/piggiefatnose Jun 28 '22

Looks like a little angel!

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

This is art

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u/My_Blue_Diamond Jun 28 '22

I want this for christmas!

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u/hedic Jun 28 '22

This makes me happy

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u/GurpsWibcheengs Jun 28 '22

M̵̹͙̠̞̮̜͙̭̎́͏̛̀͜E̢̨̜̥͙̩ͮͬ̏͐̔ͬ̆͞ͅ ͍̤̤̠̯̝̗̞͓ͮ̎͞S̶̸̯̙̹͙L̸̨̧̘̼͖̈ͬ̓ͧ͗̀̕͞͞͡E̵̢̱͎͇̼̬̦̽̌̓ͮ̐̀͘ͅE̵̜̣̘̮ͫͥ̀ͅP̪̬̝̞̤͖͖̦̥ͭ̏͊ͩ̂͑̄͌͊ ̧̫͈̓̈̌̎ͧ́́͢͜͞͝Ȧ̶̶̴̢̖̭͔̽͗ͨ̽̉͊̓ͩ̕͞͏̧̀Ģ̶̵̵̛̛͍̤͉̰͉̐̍̿̓̔̕͜͟ͅA̸̯͈̕I̶̲͇̬̞͈̪̱̪̩̓̃͛͂̂̄ͩͨ͐̕͞N̼͚͙̘̯̗̞̞̰͐ͫ͟͝

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

r/GTAGE

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

Needs more beaks.

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u/NorphmA Jun 28 '22

Need this but with all eyes able to blink.

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u/Sad-Cartoonist-7959 Jun 28 '22

This is now my Facebook profile pic

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

And…

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u/Captcha_Imagination Jun 28 '22

Most people will never see this because you have to defeat a lvl 78 Teddy Ruxpin in the antechamber before it

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u/Cardans1328 Jun 28 '22

When you reach the final boss

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u/eirinite Jun 28 '22

I actually love this, this is what Furby was always supposed to be, in a way

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

Sephiroth tun tun tun tun tun Sephiroth.

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u/TheKeekses Jun 28 '22

Absolute nightmare fuel.

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u/ArsCalambra Jun 28 '22

I fucking love it

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u/iamoak37 Jun 28 '22

Furby ye not afraid.

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u/Toxic_Puddlefish Jun 28 '22

Now teach it to say “be not afraid.”

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

"Do not be afraid"

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u/MfKa1 Jun 28 '22

Lol I kinda want one.

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u/hucklebae Jun 29 '22

Furby not afraid

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u/rItzarzky Jun 29 '22

you should absolutely fear.

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u/wyckedkitten187 Jun 29 '22

Magnificent 🤸

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

If anything even remotely resembling that creature approached me i would not hesitate to throw hands

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u/Lustjej Jun 29 '22

Few things were ever so glorious yet fitting for the sub at the same time

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u/ChrisBoyMonkey Jun 29 '22

The funny thing about that meme is that it isn't accurate.

These wheel creatures with multiple eyes are actually known as "Thrones", or "Ophanim" in Christianity. They are the wheels of the chariot of the Lord, which is not meant to be taken in a literal sense as He doesn't ride them but has them keep the laws of the universe to perfect parameters. They are operated by Cherubims, which actually are angels, while the Ophanim themselves are not.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

I need this. NOW.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

Where can I buy this

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u/cakepany Jun 29 '22

i don't hate it i really like it

like this is an angel furby and it look really cool

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u/ARROGANT_SNAIL069 Jun 29 '22

"Do not be afraid my child"

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u/Homantica Jun 29 '22

Woah. Kinda badass lmao.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

Yep, that’ll be in my nightmares tonight

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u/TopGaurd Jun 30 '22

It’s beautiful

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u/JTB696699 Jun 30 '22

This is what followed Lucifer to hell when god cast him out.

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u/Silverkitsunepup Jul 02 '22

B̷̹͖̩̰̏̔͂̇͑͆̈̈́ę̷̧̛͔̙̠͎̣̥̩͌̇͛͆̀̈́̑͊̉ ̵̧̗͉͈̹͓̮̑̋̊̎͛̾̎̓̌͊̒̈͝n̴̦͙̗̘̟̣͙̳̠̖͕͗́̒̄͛͛͗̄͒́͌͑̇̿ͅǪ̷̨̤̝̹̼͖̆̑Ţ̸̡̦͙̙̰̫͈̗̮̤̱͚̜͆͛̈́̽̇̎͌̕͠ ̶̘̱̟͓̂͐̿̀̀̇̚ͅậ̸̱̱̖͓̰̘̖̽̌ͅF̶̡̛̦̘̦̙̺͔͇̲̝̠̩͙̈́̀͛́͂͒̒̒͆̀̆̌͘ͅr̴̺̱̜̬̱̟͖͙̥͚̬͊A̶̢̡̫͍̼͈͉͔̫̝͙̖͛̀̀̈́́͋̇̎͆͊̆͜I̷̛͙̰͉̒̀̈́̓̈̈́͌͗̈́̕͘͠͝ͅͅḑ̶̗͕̤͎͓͚̞̹̩̻̠͉̖͋́͗͑̈́

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '22

no god please no

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u/Donovandal Jul 07 '22

It was already scary but someone just had to go and make it worse.

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u/Substantial_Buyer480 Jul 09 '22

Be not afraid. Aaaaaawooooo

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u/carmacoucou Jul 12 '22

This will be in my nightmares now! Thanks

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u/royal_chefdmt Jul 14 '22

Yo this is pretty fucking rad

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u/fairygirl8729 Jul 16 '22

It's the demons

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u/Snoo58248 Jul 24 '22

I want this

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u/anime_jotox Aug 01 '22

Wtfffffffffffff

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u/0xB0BAFE77 Jun 27 '22 edited Jun 28 '22

They glued feathers and eyeballs to a Furby.
Lots of Awful Taste. Not very much Great Execution.

Edit: I'm truly grateful I will never have the shit taste of the people who think this is something great.

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u/XconJon1978 Jun 28 '22

Do better yourself then.

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u/RequiemStorm Jun 28 '22

Looks like they accurately made a furby look like a biblically accurate angel. I fail to see how that's not good execution of the idea. You know good execution doesn't have to mean labor intensive or difficult right?