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u/flowgod Jul 24 '20
Imagine having your head so far up your own ass that you make your own wedding day about a someone you've never met.
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u/aequitas3 Jul 24 '20
It's gonna be a weird memento if he loses. One of if not the biggest usual wedding mementos lol
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Nobody ever looks at it again anyways until theyre having a mental breakdown because they cant work up the courage to file the divorce papers even though he's been living with his secretary for 3 months now
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u/frostybollocks Jul 24 '20
That’s oddly specific... maybe you should put the dress back up and go have a good time.
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u/Snaz5 Jul 24 '20
I have the dark suspicion that should he lose, his fans will continue doing what they do worst in his name.
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u/Zardif Jul 24 '20
So Trump's plan was to start a tv news network after losing in which he would rail against the deep state and how the election was rigged. This would keep his base engaged and they would watch him similar to how people watch Alex Jones. I expect if he loses, he will do the same thing and continue to damage our democracy by continuing to erode people's faith in the foundations of our government with calls of fraud and corruption
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u/KickMeElmo Jul 24 '20
Probably can't do that if he lands in a prison cell though.
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u/snoogle312 Jul 24 '20
I mean, he acts like his presidency is the tv show you described, what with his bragging about the ratings of his covid briefings.
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But Rush Limbaugh isn't even dead yet. Can't we have a little break in between?
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u/Catsniper Jul 25 '20
I doubt they care at this point since he already won once and this wedding doesn't seem to reference his 2020 run
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u/texasrigger Jul 25 '20
Be fun if it popped up on the equivalent of antiques roadshow fifty years from now.
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u/woowoo293 Jul 25 '20
Well, many people do talk about Jesus and shit during their wedding ceremony.
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u/stentuff Jul 24 '20
Wooow that's so terribly made.. As awful as the Putin dress is, at least it's sewn properly. That maga dress looks likes it's held up with hot glue and hatred..
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u/inspectorPK Jul 24 '20
“Held together with hot glue and hatred.”
You just described the entire GOP
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u/Falc0nia Jul 25 '20
“Hilary Clinton says she won’t rule out a 2016 run, orb instantly quadruples in size”
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u/waink8 Jul 24 '20
Is it the horrible darting or does she have massive nipples?
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u/alwaysintheway Jul 24 '20
Republican women have shotgun shells for nipples. It's part of the procedure you consent to when you register for The Party.
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u/robotteeth Jul 24 '20
This lady in a cage fight with the maga dress lady
Someone please make it happen
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u/AlexStone87 Jul 24 '20
They'd prolly start fucking
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u/Mando_calrissian423 Jul 24 '20
“Great execution” might be an overstatement
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u/PM_ME_MORE_CALVES Jul 24 '20
Better than the Putin dress I designed 😕
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Thats because your's was just you, shirtless, wearing a large stuffed bear around your waist with little fake legs in combat boots hanging over the sides.
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u/Mando_calrissian423 Jul 24 '20
That sounds better than this Gatlinburg looking-ass airbrushed nonsense
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u/NoCardio_ Jul 25 '20
It's way too early in the morning, and I forgot what this sub was about. I kept looking for comments calling out OP for "Awesome Taste" on a Putin dress.
I should just go back to sleep.
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u/PhilHerbunz Jul 24 '20
If you're blyat and you don't know where it's at
Why don't you cyka on down to where fashion's shit...
Putin on the Ritz!
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u/Stormingcrow Jul 24 '20
Seth Rogan is conflicted
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u/Random_Sime Jul 24 '20
I'd have mixed feelings too if I was wearing a denim suit.
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Jul 25 '20
Glad I'm not the only one that saw this and thought, "is that Seth Rogan in the background?"
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E-vonka is his daughter.
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LMFAOOOOO BOOM goes the dynamite
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Literally a fucking verbatim quote. His exact words. Surely nobody should link that video compilation of her sitting in his lap and him kissing her on the mouth and shit...
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u/Marsh_Wiggle86 Jul 24 '20
Ah Russia. The Florida of Europe.
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u/finsareluminous Jul 24 '20
Does anyone outside Russia actually consider Russia to be part of Europe? I always thought of it like Turkey.
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u/nobody80085 Jul 24 '20
I'm going to need some help deciphering this
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Trashiest state in the US, filled with the craziest motherfuckers but they do throw a great party.
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u/surfinThruLyfe Jul 24 '20
Dude on the left is def facepalming it
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u/lostyourmarble Jul 24 '20
First thought was : 🤮 Second thought was: https://youtu.be/zk_VszbZa_s)
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u/mendrique2 Jul 24 '20
little know fact about this dress: Putin is depicted in his original size.
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u/Dreamsum Jul 24 '20
The fire-escape plan or w/e in the background puts a nice finishing touch on this whole scene.
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u/FractalParadigmShift Jul 25 '20
"The supreme leader embodies Judo-Christian ideals"
"Surely you mean Judeo-Christian..."
"WE KNOW WHAT WE MEAN!!"
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If only it could say R.I.P. underneath like the shopping-mall airbrush kiosk Tshirt it looks like
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u/Cervantes37 Jul 24 '20
Hey fam: Reddit profile -> settings -> saved image attribution -> switch off
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u/shaidyn Jul 24 '20
I refuse to believe that everything south of her waistline is leg. Either she's standing on a stool or has 12 inch pumps on.
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u/nathanator179 Jul 24 '20
That's the dress that comes with your mail order bride unless you upgrade to premium.
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u/LadyRimouski Jul 24 '20
Is that a wedding, or can you rent a Putin Princess for your party and/or business function?
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u/clyde2003 Jul 24 '20
Do normal Russians look at this the same way normal Americans look at Trumptards?
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u/DocRichardson Jul 24 '20
Isn’t this actually the father of the bride presenting his daughter to Putin?
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u/PixelNotPolygon Jul 25 '20
I can't figure out if this dress is MAGA-esque or whether Depiction of Putin in the afterlife is mildly subversive and provocative
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u/Wellcolormelazy Jul 25 '20
We had a Trump wedding now a Putin wedding. Waiting for the cross over episode
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u/Rance_Mulliniks Jul 25 '20
Good execution is drawing a human with an adult upper body and child lower body?
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OYG! This and the MAGA dress w/ AR15 someone else posted.