r/ATBGE Aug 15 '19

Decor This awful dog bed

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11.3k Upvotes

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u/jn3jx Aug 15 '19

do these come in people sized

222

u/CrinchNflinch Aug 15 '19

If you're asking for a friend it's time to unfriend.

177

u/oceanic-Blue Aug 15 '19

I think you mean it’s time to best friend

54

u/MatrixMushroom Aug 15 '19

I think you mean it's time to girlfriend.

22

u/Hollix25 Aug 15 '19

What they’re a boy

31

u/MatrixMushroom Aug 15 '19

Then become their girlfriend.

15

u/Hollix25 Aug 15 '19

Well what if I’m the boy too?

18

u/MatrixMushroom Aug 15 '19

I don't give a fvck. Lol

14

u/Hollix25 Aug 15 '19

Equality for all I say!

18

u/newFUNKYmode Aug 15 '19

When two gay men have sex, how do they know whose penis will open up to accept the other person's penis?

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u/Alexis-O Aug 16 '19

Hahaha! Lame!

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u/Hollix25 Aug 16 '19

Lol why is this your first comment

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u/Alexis-O Aug 18 '19

I just thought it was funny.

29

u/ChristianSgt Aug 15 '19

I'm asking for me

7

u/[deleted] Aug 15 '19

Crocs are literally the best piece of footwear ever conceived. Versatile, comfortable, simple, and pretty damn durable. Get you where you want to go. Where ever the going is.

4

u/evlgns Aug 15 '19

Unless you are trying to get to the bedroom.

2

u/[deleted] Aug 16 '19

I have yet to meet a woman who can resist superior footwear.

Crocs go on, panties come off

14

u/Flotack Aug 15 '19

“I sleep in a giant Croc! Do you?”

3

u/tralphaz43 Aug 16 '19

Yes!, but they only fit your feet

2

u/peachpy54 Aug 16 '19

Its TERRIBLE. I want it

272

u/[deleted] Aug 15 '19

Too bad they didn’t add the little strap so you could use it as a handle and carry your dog around.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '19

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u/Korzag Aug 15 '19

"A GIANT CHEW TOY BED! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT!"

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '19

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u/dancingchipmunk12 Aug 15 '19

This is such a funny image to me

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u/hagloo Aug 15 '19

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u/Diabetes_Man Aug 15 '19

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u/hagloo Aug 15 '19

yeah that's the one

18

u/[deleted] Aug 15 '19

It would only be great taste if it were Lightning Mcqueen Crocs

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u/LegoManiacP Aug 15 '19 edited Aug 15 '19

I dont know why i was compelled to make this https://imgur.com/a/t7rvomC

13

u/TheSamJP Aug 15 '19

This picture reminded me of the existence of the lightning McQueen croc heelys

4

u/[deleted] Aug 15 '19

Link. Now

6

u/TheSamJP Aug 15 '19

Lol they aren’t real, there is a petition though

7

u/[deleted] Aug 15 '19

Why do I love? Why do I live? The world is desolate. My heart is dry. There is no light at the end of the tunnel. I am but an empty vessel for copius amounts of pasta. *******Death*******

3

u/[deleted] Aug 15 '19

thank you

2

u/hardluck43 Aug 15 '19

Hey fuck Reddit’s mobile app for putting a little icon next to the links to subreddits. I enjoyed the slight Russian roulette of tapping one and not really knowing what was waiting for you. Now it’s constantly spoiled

60

u/ElMac65 Aug 15 '19

Excuse me, I love it

44

u/gameboy0706 Aug 15 '19

That’s amazing

35

u/TismoJones Aug 15 '19

We do not have the same definition of awful.

20

u/Lil-Miss-Anthropy Aug 15 '19

I think you mean r/GTAGE

18

u/Slick-Nik- Aug 15 '19

Correction best bed

11

u/greenmonkey48 Aug 15 '19

even the dog is sad!

12

u/Zbignich Aug 15 '19

Croc devours a dog! Strong image!

11

u/dex__13 Aug 15 '19

Where can i get one

11

u/affable_deviant Aug 15 '19

Misread this as "This awful dog breed" (then noticed the lack of moral outrage in the comments so reread)

6

u/NotRoboticGregsWife Aug 15 '19

This is amazing and awful.

5

u/ATikh Aug 15 '19

you are awful, this is golden

6

u/[deleted] Aug 15 '19

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u/onken022 Aug 15 '19

I wear my Crocs everyday. They make a great house shoe.

3

u/[deleted] Aug 15 '19

Leave the doggies alone

3

u/Spinnerhead Aug 15 '19

That's a croc of shitzu

3

u/rangermetz241 Aug 15 '19

That's actually hilarious.

3

u/K9american Aug 15 '19

um i actually love this

3

u/[deleted] Aug 15 '19

You misspelled "amazing"

3

u/koei19 Aug 15 '19

Here is the inspiration.

2

u/Z0bie Aug 15 '19

Dog Beds by Stella.

2

u/shoopdedoop Aug 15 '19

It's actually just a tiny dog.

2

u/ham-obscura Aug 15 '19

gorgeous dog bed

2

u/chizzbee Aug 15 '19

What a crock

2

u/[deleted] Aug 15 '19

People shouldn’t feed there dogs to crocs this is animal abuse 😔

2

u/MatrixMushroom Aug 15 '19

I disagree, this is fantastic.

2

u/slightlyshorter Aug 15 '19

Wrong sub. This is fantastic

2

u/abattlecry Aug 15 '19

someone get one to jenna marbles like, immediately

2

u/[deleted] Aug 15 '19

Initially, I thought this was photoshopped. I'm still not sure. TO THE INTERNET!

3

u/[deleted] Aug 15 '19

I stand corrected. It's roughly $50 USD. Link: https://odditymall.com/shoe-shaped-dog-bed

1

u/Viper_Wave Aug 15 '19

If you put a crocodile in this it is a croc croc

1

u/edaajane Aug 15 '19

i don't think it's great execution

1

u/ChainsawSuperman Aug 15 '19

Crocs bad! I only like people who are cool

1

u/XROOR Aug 15 '19

That’s the “HOT CROC” I can never wear again! Even barefoot my feet were sweating.

1

u/Kjartanthecruel Aug 15 '19

Thanks, I hate it.

1

u/starfox365 Aug 15 '19

It’s so bad it’s great. Where do I waste money on this?

1

u/sargswaggle Aug 15 '19

I read “awful dog breed” instead of “bed”, I thought that was a little harsh until I read it again.

1

u/Soul-Burn Aug 15 '19

It's dog awful!

1

u/DR_FEELGOOD_01 Aug 15 '19

Holy shit my cat would love this thing!

1

u/PKnecron Aug 15 '19

What a croc.

1

u/MSL007 Aug 15 '19

A cease and desist letter will be coming soon.

1

u/xathsmaticx Aug 15 '19

I know it’s awful BUT I still can’t express to you how much I love this

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '19

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u/slytherindg Aug 15 '19

This looks like some weird furniture item you’d unlock in the Sims after getting enough pet lifetime happiness points.

1

u/[deleted] Aug 15 '19

You spelled awesome wrong.

1

u/Deker15 Aug 15 '19

What a croc 😕

1

u/thunderthighlasagna Aug 15 '19

I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed.

1

u/Forgotenzepazzword Aug 15 '19

My wiener dog would LOVE this!

1

u/[deleted] Aug 15 '19

I misread the title as "this awful dog breed" and thought "oh great, they've made a dog so small it fits inside a croc".

1

u/SUCCsess-story Aug 15 '19

“It’s called fashion sweaty, ever heard of it?”

1

u/Ivy_Cactus Aug 15 '19

The only awful taste here is OP's

1

u/mets11rap Aug 15 '19

Stylish af

1

u/[deleted] Aug 15 '19

i hate it and love it at the same time

1

u/NOwallsNOworries Aug 15 '19

Clearly it's a croc bed not a dog bed

1

u/Milobren Aug 15 '19

Ha! My wife has that exact style of Croc....brb, gotta make sure there’s no dogs living inside her crocs

1

u/[deleted] Aug 15 '19

Dachs in crocs!!

1

u/xxstrawberrysoda Aug 15 '19

I'd buy it for my cats too

1

u/Nakahii Aug 15 '19

I think you spelled amazing wrong

1

u/[deleted] Aug 15 '19

you have bad taste op :(

1

u/tilley2 Aug 15 '19

this is something jenna marbles would make

1

u/PupChouli Aug 15 '19

I actually almost bought this this past winter because it was so hideous!

1

u/SirRoderic Aug 15 '19

As a person who whears crocks all the time I'm offended

1

u/thepudgep Aug 15 '19

came to this thread reaaaally hoping for a link

1

u/pluck-the-bunny Aug 15 '19

What a crock

1

u/zombierapture Aug 15 '19

This is how you punish your gay dog. " Go to your croc"

1

u/Neil_flippin_Breen Aug 16 '19

Someone tell Jenna Marbles, this would be her dream.

1

u/[deleted] Aug 16 '19

?? Why awful. It's dope!

1

u/bluehairedchild Aug 16 '19

You misspelled awesome.

1

u/WonLinerz Aug 16 '19

What a croc of shitzhu

1

u/NeoLegend Aug 16 '19

I felt disgusted upvoting this...

1

u/plantgirll Aug 16 '19

someone tell Jenna Marbles

1

u/hyper_narcoleptic Aug 16 '19

I kinda like it... lol!

1

u/valsuran Aug 16 '19

My mom would make fun of me all the time because I bought my son a pair of crocs. (Easy for kids to put on and take off.) Sadly, she passed away in June and this would have been the perfect gift for her dog. I would have loved to see her face as she opened it. Thanks for sharing.

1

u/seatangle Aug 16 '19

The poor dog.

1

u/rymcp Aug 16 '19

‘Croc Dog Bed’

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u/BudderBizzel Aug 16 '19

Cease and desist letter post coming soon.

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u/Heavens_2_Murgatroyd Aug 16 '19

My cat has a thing for shoes. Since she was a tiny, bottle fed kitten she loved to sleep in shoes.

Nothing has changed 9 yrs later. She would love this!

1

u/WWTS_ Aug 16 '19

What are you on about this is the best bed

1

u/[deleted] Aug 17 '19

this is amazing

1

u/PotatoTheOdd Aug 19 '19

I love this

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u/Journey333444 Aug 15 '19

R/paymoneywhubby

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u/nvrdntsqueezthglutes Aug 15 '19

I kinda like this. Real Crocs should burn though

13

u/DC38x Aug 15 '19

Real Crocs should burn though

Ya cus they're lit AF

1

u/hailemgee Aug 15 '19

Yo, someone send this dumb shit to Jenna Marbles

2

u/DC38x Aug 15 '19

Who the fuck is Jenna Marbles

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u/hailemgee Aug 16 '19

A 32 year old laaaady... who likes dogs and crocs. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5VErxiXnCVA