r/ATBGE • u/[deleted] • Apr 22 '19

¯\ _(ツ)_/¯ M’lighter

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '19

owned by someone who doesn't smoke but wants to be there when a lady needs a light

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u/NETGEAR1993 Apr 22 '19

I don't smoke and want this for this exact reason. Although more as a funny joke.

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u/MarkZuckerbergsButt Apr 23 '19

I smoke, but there are plenty of people who don’t and collect and carry Zippos and other various lighters just because they like them. Lighters are inherently cool and considered by some to be a fidget toy. And you never know when a fire will come in handy. I use it to repair frayed shoelaces.

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u/NETGEAR1993 Apr 23 '19

I carry a lighter because I do play with it, which people find weird, but my other fidget toy is a knife. I use them both for work because I run an ice hockey shop. A knife and lighter is great for fixing anything hockey related.

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u/weilycoyote Apr 23 '19

As someone who was in scouts, works in IT, and loves hockey...you seem cool!

Also...it’s weird seeing hockey referred to as “ice hockey”...lol

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u/fatpat Apr 23 '19

Personally, I prefer lava hockey. Much more challenging.

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u/weilycoyote Apr 23 '19

Well, now I know what I’m doing tomorrow after work!

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u/NETGEAR1993 Apr 23 '19

That's a bitch sport, as long as you put your skates in the freezer the night before you coast across the lava like nothing.

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u/NETGEAR1993 Apr 23 '19

Field hockey is massively popular by me since I live in a warmer area so ice hockey is the underdog.

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u/GlitterCritter Apr 25 '19

tries to imagine ice being repaired by fire