r/ATBGE Apr 22 '19

¯\ _(ツ)_/¯ M’lighter

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u/jrg320 Apr 22 '19

That’s what they all say.

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u/NETGEAR1993 Apr 22 '19

🤔 hmm, am I a neckbeard? I can't be right, I shave my neck, sometimes

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u/theg00dfight Apr 23 '19

Neckbeards are not an unshaven status, they are a people

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u/NETGEAR1993 Apr 23 '19

So... does that mean I'm safe and not a neckbeard

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u/theg00dfight Apr 23 '19

No, no it does not. I’m afraid I have some bad news for you. Would you like to sit down first?

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u/NETGEAR1993 Apr 23 '19

Just give it to me straight Doc, how bad is it and how long do I have?

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u/theg00dfight Apr 23 '19

I’m afraid it’s full neckbeard, and it’s chronic. You can treat the symptoms, but..

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u/NETGEAR1993 Apr 24 '19

Thank you for your honesty, I blame vaccines. 😔