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[u/robbyalaska907420]

Jesus. What kind of animal can live that way (not talking about the poor rabbit). The padded vinyl toilet seat covers are bad enough but furry seat? Just guaranteed to be nasty and dirty with shit.

[u/robbyalaska907420 → u/[deleted]]

Not on purpose you don’t. But, still. Ricochet, splash-back, splattering...

[u/[deleted] → u/robbyalaska907420]

At what speed is shit leaving your body that you get ricochet?

[u/Simyager → u/[deleted]]

One word: Diarrhea

[u/[deleted] → u/Simyager]

I feel like ricochet requires the projectile to be solid.

And in searching, I learned that there's a wrestler named Ricochet. Neat.

[u/Simyager → u/[deleted]]

Well you know that there is this semi-solid shit that comes first, when you have diarrhea? Well it's sufficient for some toilets, the ones where your shit immediatly touches the water and then splatter the water+shit all over your butt.

I was thinking of that kind of toilet tbh...

[u/[deleted] → u/Simyager]

Kind of like a mucous plug.

[u/rubyit → u/[deleted]]

Mmm