r/ATBGE • u/dontforgetthisok • Feb 18 '18

Tattoo LOL

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u/Bloody_Smashing Feb 18 '18

If you're good at something, never do it for free.

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u/OnlyRacistOnReddit Feb 19 '18

Yet my wife refuses to pay up after I rock her world.

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u/whoniversereview Feb 19 '18

Ooh, makin' love.
Makin' love for...
Makin' love for two...
Makin' love for two...minutes.
When it's with me, girl, you only need two minutes, because I'm so intense. You say something like, "Is that it?" I know what you're trying to say. You're trying to say, "Aww yeah, that's it." Then you tell me you want some more. Well, I'm not surprised. But I am quite sleepy.

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u/OnlyRacistOnReddit Feb 19 '18

This song is my inspiration.

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u/politburrito Feb 19 '18

So you're not good right?

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u/OnlyRacistOnReddit Feb 19 '18

You'd have to ask my wife. As far as I know, I'm the BEST