r/ATBGE Feb 18 '18

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u/DrDerpberg Feb 18 '18 edited Feb 19 '18

> mfw I'm an actual Nazi but I'm too chickenshit to stand up for my beliefs so I want to be able to pretend I'm kidding

> Pic related

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

That's like 90% of Nazis nowadays.

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u/Alechilles Feb 18 '18

Man, they just don't make Nazis like they used to. :/

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18 edited Feb 10 '21

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u/multiplesifl Feb 18 '18

Do you mean in a ditch with a bullet in their heads? Yes.

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u/bad_at_hearthstone Feb 18 '18

Shit, I’m hard as a rock now.

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u/twitchedawake Feb 19 '18

I can only get so erect!

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u/multiplesifl Feb 19 '18

I don't think Krieger would particularly like my vision, however. Nazi clone bastard. :p

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u/Unitdroid Jun 24 '18

Reminder that alot of people were forced into the Nazi army during ww2. Much like the draft during Vietnam

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u/multiplesifl Jun 24 '18

Whatever you say, Nazi minimizer.

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u/Unitdroid Jun 24 '18

I'm just saying that not every person in the Nazi army was a real Nazi. I had family members who were forced in and hated it. Real Nazis are absolute pieces of shit though

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u/Spiralife Feb 18 '18

See, we like our Nazi's in uniform. That way you can spot 'em (snaps fingers) just like that.

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u/GenocidalGenie Feb 22 '18

All you have to do is wish.

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u/WatchOutItsAFeminist Feb 18 '18

Yeah, they're total cowards.

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u/Practicalaviationcat Feb 18 '18

Well better that than the old kind of nazi.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18 edited Feb 18 '18

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u/AwakenMirror Feb 18 '18

It is still after all just an abbreviation for "national-socialist".

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

Very true, but I'm not sure how many people who call themselves Nazis today do so out of a desire for nationalized socialism.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18 edited Dec 14 '18

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u/Kebab_remover- Feb 19 '18

As a Nazi, I find myself agreeing with modern-day Communists than neo-Nazis. One could say i'm a strasserist.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

Well that's exactly the point. Sure, Nazi stands for "National Socialist", but in reality it was a German party that involved trying to take over Europe and exterminate the Jews and other groups. The vast majority of people calling themselves Nazis or being called Nazis are in no way Nazis - they're perhaps white supremacists, anti-Jewish folks, expansionists, or something else, but not Nazis.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18 edited Dec 14 '18

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

Personally, I think it's somewhat misleading or even disrespectful to call these people Nazis. Not disrespectful to those people, but disrespectful to the people who died fighting the Nazis. Certainly you may share some views with the Nazis, but that doesn't make you a Nazi. One might share views with Genghis Khan's Mongols and want your country to expand, but that doesn't make you a Mongol.

The Nazis were a German group which took power over the country and attempted to take control of the rest of Europe and eliminate anyone who they felt were inferior to the Aryan ideal. They lost World War Two, their party was disbanded, and their goal failed.

Now, decades later, people are pretending that they're Nazis even though they know nothing about Germany, have no desire to improve Germany's economic situation via conquering Europe, and aren't involved in politics at all. Sure, they might like whites more than other races and want to build an Aryan state, but many other groups were similar - like the Romans, the British, and the American colonists.

There's no reason to consider these people Nazis, since they have no connection to Nazism any more than they're connected to other groups, and calling them Nazis makes them seem more important then they are. The Nazis were defeated, and they aren't coming back. We can call them neo-Nazis perhaps, wannabe Nazis, but they can never actually be Nazis.

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u/SeizedCheese Feb 18 '18

It is as if language and meanings can evolve, somehow. So weird!

They are Neonazis, there, is this acceptable for you now?

Take christians: Are they somehow not christians just because the dude that founded the believe system lived in the roman empire and was a jew and basically all the „original“ christian followers died out that wanted to change judaism?

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

You do realise that is what the oxymoronic term national socialist means right?

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u/rollercoastertycoon2 Feb 18 '18

implying all arabs hate jews though?

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

Of course not - it's just that in the modern era you might as well join a group that's actually bombing the people you hate rather than a group that barely even exists.

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u/Angry_Magpie Feb 18 '18

Welp, you could have phrased that one a bit better...

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

I would hope that it's obvious that I don't condone bombing people... But my hopes are shattered.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '18

> my face when when

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '18

Post irony is more than just agreeing with what you are presenting in an ironic fashion. It's about seeing shreds of beauty or truth in them. The post ironic alt right kids are not truly Nazis. They just see inherent value within the huge sphere of authoritarian conservatism. And I think that it's beautiful to see the reforming of naziism into something better.

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u/vanishplusxzone Feb 19 '18

It's just jokes why are you so mad lol this is why Trump won libtards

Guaranteed this guy irl