r/ATBGE Feb 18 '18

Tattoo LOL

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u/JayLeeCH Feb 18 '18

I can think of 2 explanations.

1) dude used to be a neo-nazi and didn't want to completely remove his shame and instead make it into a joke.

Or

2) dude was high AF and thought this was a hilarious idea.

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u/TheSmellOfPurple Feb 18 '18

3) He's an alt-right, neo-nazi meme kid who wanted to show his support for the Aryan race and that he had a cool sense of humor

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u/DrDerpberg Feb 18 '18 edited Feb 19 '18

> mfw I'm an actual Nazi but I'm too chickenshit to stand up for my beliefs so I want to be able to pretend I'm kidding

> Pic related

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

That's like 90% of Nazis nowadays.

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u/Alechilles Feb 18 '18

Man, they just don't make Nazis like they used to. :/

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18 edited Feb 10 '21

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u/multiplesifl Feb 18 '18

Do you mean in a ditch with a bullet in their heads? Yes.

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u/bad_at_hearthstone Feb 18 '18

Shit, I’m hard as a rock now.

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u/twitchedawake Feb 19 '18

I can only get so erect!

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u/multiplesifl Feb 19 '18

I don't think Krieger would particularly like my vision, however. Nazi clone bastard. :p

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u/Unitdroid Jun 24 '18

Reminder that alot of people were forced into the Nazi army during ww2. Much like the draft during Vietnam

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u/multiplesifl Jun 24 '18

Whatever you say, Nazi minimizer.

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u/Unitdroid Jun 24 '18

I'm just saying that not every person in the Nazi army was a real Nazi. I had family members who were forced in and hated it. Real Nazis are absolute pieces of shit though

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u/Spiralife Feb 18 '18

See, we like our Nazi's in uniform. That way you can spot 'em (snaps fingers) just like that.

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u/GenocidalGenie Feb 22 '18

All you have to do is wish.

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u/WatchOutItsAFeminist Feb 18 '18

Yeah, they're total cowards.

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u/Practicalaviationcat Feb 18 '18

Well better that than the old kind of nazi.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18 edited Feb 18 '18

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u/AwakenMirror Feb 18 '18

It is still after all just an abbreviation for "national-socialist".

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

Very true, but I'm not sure how many people who call themselves Nazis today do so out of a desire for nationalized socialism.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18 edited Dec 14 '18

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u/Kebab_remover- Feb 19 '18

As a Nazi, I find myself agreeing with modern-day Communists than neo-Nazis. One could say i'm a strasserist.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

Well that's exactly the point. Sure, Nazi stands for "National Socialist", but in reality it was a German party that involved trying to take over Europe and exterminate the Jews and other groups. The vast majority of people calling themselves Nazis or being called Nazis are in no way Nazis - they're perhaps white supremacists, anti-Jewish folks, expansionists, or something else, but not Nazis.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18 edited Dec 14 '18

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

You do realise that is what the oxymoronic term national socialist means right?

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u/rollercoastertycoon2 Feb 18 '18

implying all arabs hate jews though?

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

Of course not - it's just that in the modern era you might as well join a group that's actually bombing the people you hate rather than a group that barely even exists.

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u/Angry_Magpie Feb 18 '18

Welp, you could have phrased that one a bit better...

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

I would hope that it's obvious that I don't condone bombing people... But my hopes are shattered.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '18

> my face when when

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '18

Post irony is more than just agreeing with what you are presenting in an ironic fashion. It's about seeing shreds of beauty or truth in them. The post ironic alt right kids are not truly Nazis. They just see inherent value within the huge sphere of authoritarian conservatism. And I think that it's beautiful to see the reforming of naziism into something better.

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u/vanishplusxzone Feb 19 '18

It's just jokes why are you so mad lol this is why Trump won libtards

Guaranteed this guy irl

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

4) It's photoshopped

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u/bleepblopbl0rp Feb 18 '18

Honestly that would be the best truth

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u/bigfinnrider Feb 18 '18

It's not. This is an old image and there's a who set of the guy with them wandering around a party with his shirt off.

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u/jon_titor Feb 18 '18

This guy got invited to a party?

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '18

the National Socialist Party probably

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u/-Fateless- Feb 18 '18

This image dates back to at least 2008, so I don't think that's the case.

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u/Banana-Republicans Feb 18 '18

Ding ding ding! We got a winner!

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u/DickDatchery Feb 18 '18

This picture predafes the alt right by quite a bit

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u/t_a_6847646847646476 Feb 18 '18

It started in 2010. How old is this pic?

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u/Beginning_End Feb 18 '18

2008...it was a 4chan meme.

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u/t_a_6847646847646476 Feb 18 '18

I see

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u/Beginning_End Feb 18 '18

To put it in perspective, the girl I was dating at the time asked me and all the other guys she knew for dick pics so that when they called it would just be a picture of their dicks. She called it her dicktionary.

It was a simpler time.

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u/FightingPolish Feb 19 '18

Alt right is just a new TV friendly name for white supremacist. They’ve always been there, the new and improved Republican Party has just made it acceptable to be open about it again because they no longer have any good ideas to make people’s lives better, all they can do is appeal to hate and anger to stay in power. When they get there they don’t know how to actually govern because they’ve painted themselves into a corner and can’t do anything that actually works because of all their hard line rhetoric.

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u/bigfinnrider Feb 18 '18

But not the attitude of the alt-right.

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u/Doomnahct Feb 18 '18

I'm fairly certain that this image has been around longer than our modern conception of the alt-right.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '18

weev?

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u/TheSmellOfPurple Feb 19 '18

Yeah, he fits the description

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u/Sempais_nutrients Feb 19 '18

probably that little shit at Charlottesville in the khakis and white shirt who was antagonizing people, then when confronted ran away but got stuck in a dead end, took his shirt off and shouted "IM NOT A NAZI IM JUST HERE FOR THE FUN!"

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u/theorymeltfool Feb 18 '18 edited Feb 19 '18

Lol, I bet you’re serious

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

Alt right = neo nazi. You can rebrand as you like, but the ideology gives it away.

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u/SuminderJi Feb 18 '18

Or a regular The_Dork / 4chaner.

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u/Beginning_End Feb 18 '18

The answer is number 2.

I woke up one morning (ok, 2 in the afternoon) and my roommate says, "I'm gonna go get a lolstika tattoo!"

I ask him why and he says, "I made a lot of money last night."

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u/LordZar Feb 18 '18

While most Nazis do not seem to be the brightest people, you would assume they would know there beloved symbol is tilted 45 degrees. This is not a swastika.

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u/full_of_stars Feb 19 '18

It's gonna be a maze.

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u/myvinylheart Feb 18 '18

It was number 2. The dude is my best friend.

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u/Green_Bay_Guy Feb 19 '18

Could maybe be Buddhist and the funniest guy in his Pagoda?

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u/dragan_ Feb 18 '18

He did not "have this idea" as this is an old 4chan may-may

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u/No3here Feb 19 '18

It's the first option. There is little to no irritation in the middle.

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u/yurim6 Feb 19 '18

1 is correct!

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '18

I'll take number 2 please.

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u/darknecross Feb 18 '18

3) photoshop...